This is hilarious. Could be a funny skit.
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Ivana... Ivana Humpalot
Almost never have had WL ask for my name, feels silly to answer anyway since I'd assume they forget, given they have so many customers already. Although one instance had an girl literally ask me a bunch of personal questions upfront and even mid session. Tbh it kinda turned me off and prevented me from getting in the mood.
They never ask so I never need to say. They seem to think its " you
hansome man I been thinking about you" If they do ever ask Ill use my real first name. It doesn't bother me.
No one's ever asked, why would they/ why would it be bad.
Can't imagine they'd be telling people "i massaged and jacked off **** yesterday".
I hardly ever get asked by the ML or WL. But no I do not use my real name.
Same as the ML/WL don't use their real names.
Same if the venue asks me I do not use my real name.
Yeah I do, I also used a burner phone, else the line will be blurred. Kind of makes feel like a spy operative agent haha
,my Alias is ,Da Jiba
You might be surprised. Yes, she might not remember your "name", but she'll have a name for you, she associates with you. And remembering... just saw a very popular regular I hadn't seen in 9 months, had only seen her a couple of times before. She remembered quite a bit about me (I don't try and hide my general personal details). Doesn't bother me. And that's not really that unusual IME.
I'm just memorable - hopefully, for the right reasons...
She calls me baby
She calls everybody baby
John Mellencamp
Absolutely. Burner phone, fake name and fake occupation... I can't have the wife finding out!!!
Fake name, yeah. Conversation rarely goes to the other stuff, except work, which they usually only ask me "do you have work later today" not "what do you do for work".
I've only given my real name to K Rebecca at Ginza, because we've had so many bookings and are quite familiar. Hell, her memory is insane, knowing what room we were in each booking.
Nah - couldn't be bothered. Besides, my memory ain't that great either.
Besides, my memory ain't that great either hehehe
To all those guys who use an alias, do you always tell people your full name when asked in a social setting? Like "I'm Bond... James Bond"? Lol!
I just give them my real first name. They can't do shit with that. Might be a bit more tricky if you're an Asian guy without an English name, but that's always going to be a problem even outside of punting.
I also think if my partner heard a random girl call me by a different name, that's game over on the spot. At least if she'd used my real name I would have had a chance to talk myself out of the situation. So using an alias is a big fat NO for me.
On a funny note, did you know that the default WeChat greeting when you try to add a contact on it is "Hi I'm <FIRST NAME> <LAST NAME>"?
FMD, I didn't know this. So for a period of time, every WL, ML, shop owner that I contacted on WeChat knew me by my full name. I'd rock up to a shop for my booking and the receptionist would say "Hi John Holmes"!
Actual first name, but give vague/generic answers if they ask more questions. Easier for me if I come back, don't have to remember some other name or come up with a new one.
If I ever get asked for my name, it’s usually during the first visit. Almost always the ML or WL never remembers my name unless we exchange contact details. So most of the time it’s always “It’s you baby…” or “Handsome man nice to see you again…”
True, but thats because she always used the same room. Hahaha
Yes I do. If the WL use one so can I.