If they fart during 69, the only good thing you can do is stick a wet thumb up that hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by putsputs
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If they fart during 69, the only good thing you can do is stick a wet thumb up that hole.Quote:
Originally Posted by putsputs
haha, vengeful 69
them silent bombs are the worst like biohazard weapon .... i wonder if the ML there will now think twice before doing any rimming or bj or balls action
it's part OHS, the WLs need to risk assess that and come up with a set of controls, eliminate, substitute etc...
lol
I have come close when an erotic masseuse was gently blowing cool air between my thighs haha
I did just finish pounding a hooker who was let one slip an oh boy did her stinky fart have some hang time
Literally fucked the shit out of her.Quote:
Originally Posted by Veets
Don’t know about farting but this one time I fucked a jap girl bareback in her arsehole after I was done my shaft smelled like poop. After that I had session with Kmisha while she sucked my shaft I wonder if she smelt anything even though we gave it a good wash. What a day that was she was really horny that day super wet while I played with her clit and tease her arsehole with my shaft. She might let me put the tip in next time. Makes me horny thinking about drilling and pounding them even though I just finished my session with Jessie today. These girls really does love and worship cock. Happy punting lads
Sounds like you hit paydirt bro. Well done!Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallinlove
Serious question though. Why would you try to smell anything after doing anal? What were you hoping to find, a bouquet of roses?
Rule #1 with anal: *Never* breathe through your nose between pulling out and washing your dick.
Yep, basically the same deal as someone who lets one rip, then immediately leans in for a quality control sniff or the bloke who drops a massive dump and then bends back over the bowl for “just one more look.” Like....what the fuck? What outcome was he honestly expecting here? Curiosity doesn’t magically turn shit or a fart into a pleasant surprise. Some things are best experienced once and then left alone without a full on follow-up investigation.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
wait what, was the jap girl from ginza as well?Quote:
Originally Posted by Fallinlove
I think I would literally fucking die if I did that
BBBJ + CIM + FART TO FINISH. Wonder if we'll be seeing this combo service advertised soon 😅😅
Yep. They're calling it a choc top!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe2004
Nah bro, a choc top is when you hit paydirt while doing anal. When you pull out, you look down and all you can see is your dickhead covered in "mud". Hence the term.Quote:
Originally Posted by madness123
Usually happens when said girl was drunk or high on something that makes them "let go".
And I would suggest not telling her what had happened if it happened cos it's a blow to their self respect for no good reason!