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Had a punt where it became clear she didn't wipe her bum properly after a number 2, every time she spread her legs you could smell shit. It killed the boner real quick.
That’s nasty af. Just imagining 69 position wanting to throw up [emoji2961]Quote:
Originally Posted by mehtamorph
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That's a no from me thanks...Quote:
Originally Posted by mehtamorph
Never mind. Don't know how to upload a gif... point is that's nasty and would have me out the door in a flash.
That is just plain unsavoury.....Quote:
Originally Posted by mehtamorph
Smoking. And yes =skidmarks around the ass that stink
This happened to me once and I just banged her harder. She soon stopped playing with her phone. Would have made for a great selfie with the expresion on her face..Quote:
Originally Posted by optimusprime
Bad breath is No1 killer for me.:cry:
I can tolerate the smoker or even shit smell haha..but bad breath no way
I don't care how beautiful you are or how great the services is
When the phone in the next cubicle rings and the Chinese uncle answers it during the massage in his loudest Mandarin. The conversation then goes on for about 10 minutes and they’re probably discussing the next deal. Fark, have some consideration for other punters you morons. We’re trying to relax and getting tugged by a cute Chinese chick.
I've got one for you, how about you're banging away in doggie style when you notice cum dripping from the WLs ass.. This is a true story...
lol wtf, that's dirty af. and some went rawdog on herQuote:
Originally Posted by dannyboy
Man that is fucked up, thats why I never DATY. how does that story end?Quote:
Originally Posted by dannyboy
I kept going and didn't say anything, would have been awkward for her..Quote:
Originally Posted by JJBlows
Getting sucked off in a room above a bar in Chiang Mai Thailand December 2019 by a hot Thai girl when she said I now have a pussy, it was at this moment I realised she was a Ladyboy with her cock removed and a pussy in place after an operation. What happens in Thailand stays in Thailand, not this time
That's no so bad.. 🤣🤣Quote:
Originally Posted by Lazor Zap
The too fast handjob is a killer.
Also in massage, recently I was offered a body slide which I of couse said yes to, she literally rubbed her boobs on my stomach for 5 seconds.
Yep .... had that as well ... in between answering the phone and door bell .... didn’t go backQuote:
Originally Posted by DanM
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My punt yesterday kept complaining about how tired she was, she had been working for 3-4 hours that day (no breaks) and was saying how she’s so tired from juggling ML work and studies.
I pretty much dozed off and when she tried to tease me for PT2, woody wouldn’t want to get up, wasn’t until she mixed it up with some cbj that woody decided to wake up.
Constant talking with other women in other rooms. Drives me mental
Those fly zapper machines in fish and chip and hamburger shops are a turn off.
Wait, but that means they offer anal/greek? Could be a turn on for some :slobber: