You're a funny c*nt rooter. You pull many chicks at parties with those lines? [emoji28]Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
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You're a funny c*nt rooter. You pull many chicks at parties with those lines? [emoji28]Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
The problem is smashing the cervix for me, it feels awesome but then I have a sore shaft for days on end and I think that’s the problem for the girls too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Labia Vortex
All the time mate. Too easy.Quote:
Originally Posted by StiFFFy
And when I tell the chicks the one about the rabbi, the priest and the artichoke that walk into a bar they piss themselves laughing and throw themselves at me and demand I fuck them - they want my babies.
When you are fat, ugly, and have a micro penis, then you sure as hell better be funny if you want to pick up chicks. Either that or punt.
Mate , that reference with Monica is interesting !Quote:
Originally Posted by local
To me, I actually thought that being a slightly overweighted White House intern, if the most powerful man in the world took a fancy of you, you would do anything to please him won’t you? Sorry I would say that Monica is the one punching above her weight - besides, good old Billy back then was a pretty handsome guy, no ?
Thought better of this post.
I have a very clear memory of being in 359 when it was a Chinese shop, just before it turned into a Korean shop in the mid 2000s.
The young mamasan was there on this particular Sunday, there were 2 Chinese guys and me in the waiting room and three young girls walked in for a line up. I'd seen one of them the previous week, when she saw me she turned to her two friends and started whispering in Chinese with all three looking at me. After their conversation they turned to the young mamasan and talked to her, young mamasan turned to me and said "I'm sorry, but none of the girls want to see you, you're too big".
The two Chinese guys guys started laughing so I turned to them and said "what the fuck are you laughing at dick heads, you got little dicks!!!".
Haha maybe so, but at least they got to fuck.Quote:
Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou
Boo hoo I have first world problem and I have to brag about it on a forum, boo hoo.Quote:
Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou
Try being on the opposite end of that ruler friend.
The BMJ British Medical Journal did a survey of 15,100 men in 2015 where it was determined that the average erect cock was just under 5.2 inches. All the measurements were taken by medical staff - not the owners of said cocks. They also found that 95% were less than 6.5 inches and more than 99% less than 7 inches. The survey was taken across all races and it concluded no discernible differences between Asian, Caucasian, African, or Indian, ethnic origins. There is a detailed summary in a wiki article.Quote:
Originally Posted by dotcumdotinyou
Obviously this conflicts with all the common perceptions, which of course are conditioned/prejudiced by the surgically enhanced weaponry in porn movies; but those are the facts.
My guess is that when the girls said you are "too big" in these circumstances, that was a euphemism for either, "We don't like you," or "These guys pay better," or "You're too rough," or "You have bad manners," or "You smell bad." The Chinese guys were laughing, probably because they knew what the girls really said. At least you didn't lose any money.
Too big!...fuck that bullshit. Society is obsessed with size and big is always better. Big economies, big guns, big biceps, big cars, big trucks, big house, big TV, big bbq's, big backyard, big swimming pool, big money, big bonus, big fish, big egos, big meals, big breakfast, big tits, big concerts, big parties, big game, biggest hits, big sale, big smile ad-nauseam. We love big and big is always better.
When was the last time a chick said I want a small wedding, a small guy, a small house, a small holiday, a small diamond ring?
This thing about chicks saying you're too big is horse shit, basically they're saying - you're too fat, too smelly, too ugly, too hairy, too old, too boring, too wimpy, too sweaty, to wrinkly, too stingy, too creepy, too needy, too clingy etc
For what's its worth the following charts will dispel any myths and set the record straight for what is considered small, average and OMG.
If any of the lads want a link to the ebook hit me up with a pm.
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This is a tough thread. Be kind to each other. Nobody knows who is smelly or not. Surely MLS just like as easy a day as possible. Maybe a big dick is just a little beyond the pale.
Not sure I believe that as average seems small.Quote:
Originally Posted by Double_Adapter
https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.phpQuote:
Originally Posted by Vader
Seems “average” is smaller than we think
Correct, MLs do not like big dicks. It's a fairly simple thing. Say your job is to eat sausages, you're paid by the number of sausages you eat. Would you be happy if a huge sausage came your way? No, mate, you will want every sausage to be little cock-tail ones, not frickin' massive salamis.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mickeydrippen
Having said that, this has nothing to do with what WLs like. Guys who are obsessed about their dick sizes don't really care if a girl likes a big dick or not, they just like the knowledge that their dicks are big.
The way I see it, none of the bros here on this site need to worry about a thing. The fact that you are on this forum actively looking for information about who's a good fuck means you're a horn dog. That means you have high testosterone levels. If you've been a horn dog all your life, there's a good chance you had high testosterone throughout your life, including during gestation before you were born. That's the only factor to naturally have a big dick.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wok
Go ahead, search for info about 4d:2d ratio, it's the only method that has a proven scientific basis for gauging whether a man's dick was considered "big" compared to his body size.
Stuff like this can’t be sugar coated Mr Mickeydrippen - it is what it is and we just need to accept it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mickeydrippen
This is no different to being invited to dinner at a friends place and they serve you something that looks, smells and feels disgusting.
You make up any excuse so you don’t have to eat or touch the shit eg you say you already ate, you have a stomach ache, you’re fasting, you’re a vegan, you’re a fruitarian, you have heartburn, you’re on medications, you are lactose intolerant etc…And when dinner is finished you pig out on a Big Mac and sundae.
I don't know which girls you see, or if something has changed since I last punted about 2 yrs ago, I'm just a touch short of 7.5 inch and I'm the same thickness as the centre of a roll of toilet paper, never been told I'm too big.
Yes, had girls ask me to take it slow until I was all the way in, but never been refused.
Had a few Caucasian girls go wow, haven't had one that big before.
Most could take it all the way, a couple I had to be careful of hitting there cervix too hard.
If a girls is really turned on her cervix will actually dilate and you can end up fucking their cervix if you are long enough.
I hit a girl's cervix once. I had to go all the way in balls deep but I finally got there.
Wow! It was like hitting a brick wall.
Then I realised I was actually fucking her belly button.
Goldfishman…. Youre a funny cunt haha made me laugh reading this lololQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Certainly agree. Well endowed men really need to ‘warm up’ their partner first before insertion. However this takes time & may lead to orgasm which she may not like especially if this makes her tired.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mickeydrippen
Like the small sausage analogy too!
A few problems I face having a big dick (girth wise, my length is pretty much average):
- you tend to feel the girl's teeth during BJ
- not many WLs prepare large size condoms in their bag
- absolutely NO anal allowed
- some WLs will treat you as if you've got diseases on your penis
- none of the 0.01 or 0.02 condoms on the market fit you perfectly
On the other hand, when I found someone who is sexually compatible with me she:
- LOVES my dick. She makes all kind of repeated compliments about how my dick grinds her G-spot on the inside. She would also experiment different positions while I lay down and use my dick like a joystick
- Goes DTBBBJ and practices using my dick to get rid of her gag reflex
- Makes me bang her hardcore porn style
So whenever I find a sexually compatible person I keep her. Very hard to find someone who can actually appreciate your size and level of kinkiness, usually a lot of women in the dating market are starfishes who are so worried that they're not getting enough likes on Instagram unless they put up a bikini photo and doesn't care about pleasing her own man.
Women don't get tired from orgasm duh. They're not one shooters like us men who snoozes right after cumming. Their body can handle multiple orgasms in a single session and it wakes them up rather than drain the life force out of them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aphantom
Many women don't enjoy being touched in their sensitive parts without mental arousal. That is why female rape cases are higher than male rape cases - not many men would push away a woman physically taking advantage of him unless she's super ugly and weighs 5 time his own body weight. Many WLs are having sex with you as a job - the idea that a man she's not attracted to is trying to make her cum disgusts her hence the reason why they ask for NO nipple play, NO DATY, NO DFK etc. They sort of envision rape whenever a guy they're not attracted to tries to give them an "unsolicited" orgasm.
It's tough, walking into a brothel or a private WL's home thinking she'll actually treat you like a husband just got back from work when halfway through the session she makes you feel otherwise. Just remember they're not there to be your actual wife, if you do click and she provides you with great sex then it's either your lucky day or she wants you to be her regular. Only a few WL I've experienced in the past who loves getting orgasms, then again YMMV.
Oh wow, do you find you get "light headed" from the sudden blood rush to that "monster" of yours when you get an erection????Attachment 78388
The Mongolians used to chuck sheep's intestine away as they consume everything except the bones, skin and intestine. When Europeans ran low on intestines in the late 1800s to use as sausage casing (and casing for the other "sausage"), someone went to Mongolia to collect these discarded intestines to export them to Europe. The Mongolians call these Europeans crazy.Quote:
Originally Posted by warwick1
If your "blood" theory is true then maybe it explains why the Europeans were crazy enough to use intestines as sausage casings!