Funniest punting incident

not sure if some would find this amusing or awkward

but during a punt the WL ran out of condoms and said not to worry and produced glad wrap from her lunch..

I had a wedding in a massage joint. It was 2020 and I go to this massage joint where extras is very common. There are three women working there that day, including the Mamasan who also does massage/h.e, although one was out getting everyone's lunch from a nearby shopping center. The double turns into FS. I have sex with the mamasan first, move on to the ML and while we are changing condoms the Mamasan decides it would be hilarious to marry me and the ML before we fuck. So she has her stand at the end of the hallway and I walk down the hallway to her like it is the aisle as she plays wedding music on her phone. So there we all are, naked in the middle of the shop, my erection bouncing freely in the air with "here comes the bride" playing when the third ML returns and walks right into the middle of the scene, and without skipping a beat picks up the vase of flowers from the reception desk and hands them to 'my bride' as a bouquet.

Was getting rimmed, couldn’t help let out a stinker of a fart

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Originally Posted by Meng

I think there was a similar thread before but here's what I wrote in the last one. Still by far my most embarassing.

This was when I saw Mimi doing private. Booked her and as I've never seen her ever in the shops I didn't know what she looked like. Turned up at the apartment and waited a while. Not sure who I was expecting to come down to get me so I was on the look out for a Asian girl loitering in the lobby. There just so happen to be this hot long haired Asian girl in a suit who looked like she was on her phone and looking for someone. So I casually walked up to her. We made eye contact and she said my name. I was like Yea! She's hot. We walked into the lift and she gave me her card and that was when I realised I made a mistake. She was a real estate agent lol!

It was too late then and I ended up going up and checking out the apartment and then the actual person she was suppose to meet called. We kinda looked at each other funny and I was like we must both have the same name and looking at apartments. Finally went down and found the real mimi then we got in the lift together with the real estate agent and her actual client it was super awkward.

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What would have happen when you were inside the apartment and you start taking off your gear... I think this will be an excellent plot for a Redtube Video 🤣🤣🤣

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Originally Posted by John Holmes

What would have happen when you were inside the apartment and you start taking off your gear... I think this will be an excellent plot for a Redtube Video 🤣🤣🤣

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Bro thank god that didn't happen. I would of been fucked. She was fucking hot too.

I think back then, quick money would be to either work in a brothel or real estate.

I follow several Asian real estate agent girls on Instagram. They basically seem to be on holiday every second week

Guess you sell a house, earn huge commission and then go on holiday for a bit. Rinse and repeat.

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Originally Posted by Meng

Bro thank god that didn't happen. I would of been fucked. She was fucking hot too.

I think back then, quick money would be to either work in a brothel or real estate.

I follow several Asian real estate agent girls on Instagram. They basically seem to be on holiday every second week

Guess you sell a house, earn huge commission and then go on holiday for a bit. Rinse and repeat.

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You never know bro... she might be up for it for a bit of work stress relief😁😁😁
Years ago, I know a few Asian Real estate agent and Yes , when they score they make so serious big bucks.
Many years ago during Sydney Real estate gold rush, this girl pull just under $80k within 2 weeks from landing a few sales.
Not sure if they are on those kinda money these days.