Yeah....walked in, walked out, with no massage inbetween. Boiler shop, ML 45+, chubby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackeyjack
There are some reviews in earlier north side threads reporting similar experiences.
In summary: don't bother.
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Yeah....walked in, walked out, with no massage inbetween. Boiler shop, ML 45+, chubby.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jackeyjack
There are some reviews in earlier north side threads reporting similar experiences.
In summary: don't bother.
Hadn't been to UME for ages, but recently read in their latest Locanto ad that they had pretty much all new staff, so thought I might drop in again. Walked in the other day, was greeted by E..., aged 40-45, slim, petite. Didn't feel like staying, but also found it difficult to be rude and walk as she was quite welcoming and friendly. So I stayed.
Massage was ok, nothing to write home about, but I've had worse. Increasing TT play towards half-time. On the flip, more TT, then the question. Full menu was offered. Went with NHJ for the standard fee. Was nicely delivered. Older chicks simply have more experience....
Ultimately not an experience I would need to repeat, but also not a punt that I regret.
Hey lads, I was thinking of giving Au$$ie lady at Lawnton a go. Would love to hear anyone else’s experiences with her
Hi Aussie Lady Lawnton. Business a little slow for you?Quote:
Originally Posted by slipperysnake2
yet again bradpitt who are you to say that i am aussie lady at lawnton...again i'll say it again I AM NOT HER..I"m just gobsmacked that u keep on keeping this saga up about this issue that i am her.. prove it.. u tell me what she's like...have u seen her lately..have u in fact been to visit her. in fact you should go there and tell her face to face that people are writing about her on here. you are dissrespectful in any way and form to assume something that is not... proofs in the pudding... . just because maybe you have visited ladies in the past and some are not to your demand you don't have the right to critazise others. i think you should look at yourself abit better my friend. you are giving yourself a bad name. in fact how old are???? and your real name in fact???? have some respect for the ladies that are working out there to earn a living but it doesnt help if you keep bad mouthing everyone u come across you really need to get a life.
Nice one but no I’m not her. Check my posts and you’ll see I’m interested in other non Asian AMPs as well.Quote:
Originally Posted by bradpitt
Does anyone have any actual useful info on her??
You replied from the right account?Quote:
Originally Posted by jd player
Always amusing when this happens, seen it happen a few times recently on the forum. When someone runs 2 or 3 accounts and confusion sets in...Quote:
Originally Posted by zakthekat
Haha what a clown, so "jd player'' and ''slipperysnake2'' are the same person trying to operate 2 accounts to troll.
Wtf??Quote:
Originally Posted by jd player
I guarantee the rest of you we are not affiliated (or are we? Ha ha)
The other name she was using was comfort69 same grammar.Quote:
Originally Posted by SmithChips
Anyway, let's keep to discussing legitimate northside providers and ignore the trolls.
Does anyone have a current link for Emerald (2nd post, 3rd Locanto link)?
Her ad’s been removed.
Sandra in Taigum seems to be the best option on northside lately... shops have been disgusting lately
Can someone remind me what the expensive body slide place is called on the northside, oasis or eden? Has four girls working including a NZ chick thats been around for a long while. specialise in hot oil and $$
Garden of eden. Don’t know how many work there now, I got the impression sienna is there by herself most of the time. It’s 180p/h with body slide included, not much more than most boiler shops charge but in a much nicer fit outQuote:
Originally Posted by Puntersclub
Thanks, thats the one. Boy Sienna has been around a long time now. She was top four in the day
is she worth a look? VFM?Quote:
Originally Posted by Puntersclub
If its the same Sienna that used to work out of a private Hamilton unit years ago - then I saw her once, and never bothered going back. Very mechanical. Though age may have changed things?Quote:
Originally Posted by APuntingwewillgo
So the Sienna of legend, is. Kiwi girl, good business mind. One of the first to do the hot oil and body slides that blow your mind. She could be a bit jaded, but the massage was 10/10 for me. the only one I saw that beat her was Sofia sun
I saw Sienna at GOE recently and was quite impressed. YMMV depending on your attitude.
Anyone tried the “mystery room” experience at KAT massage? Keen to see if anyone has. $100 for an hour
You get a mystery massage girl in a room with a bed. Interesting to see what the options will be??
Have you been there lately? what is the hygiene like these days?Quote:
Originally Posted by dave.j8811
Haven’t been since mid last year. Spoke with ex ML that worked there. She said it’s disgraceful what she gets away withQuote:
Originally Posted by Zac90
VIP (Aspley)
I have tried a few MLs there so far and I would say Cxxx & Sxxx did a great job. However, It's hard to see Cxxx now as she isn't always appear on the roster? If anyone know where I can have a session with her somewhere else please inbox me.
And, for the Japanese ladies which I don't think they offer good massage.
Rooms are not that clean i will rate 6/10, I can smell the musty smell there which turns me down a bit. But the good side is they have shower.
“ I have been going to VIP for years now and have fully stamped countless loyalty cards, however, I will no longer be attended this establishment.
Went in for a 1 hour massage this afternoon, the girl who opened the door looked disinterested and unhappy to be there. This immediately put my on the back foot and made me feel uneasy. I arrived at 1:15pm and was shown to a room. The girl returned about 5mins later and proceeded to give me the worst “massage” I have ever received.
She squeezed my neck with her hands but only used her elbows for the remaining time. Just leaning on 1 and slowly non-descriptively rotating the other, sometimes even just stopping. Not on any pressure points or anything, just stopping.
She only touched my neck, shoulders and calves, no back/arms/hands/thighs/feet etc.
Then after 30mins she says that she is going to get a hot towel. After about 5mins she comes back and asks if I would like some water because the massage was over!
I said that I paid for a full hour and it had only just been 35mins (There are clocks on each room)
The girl was so rude and unprofessional I just grabbed my things and left.
Disgusting behaviour coupled with time theft and the absolute worst massage of my life means I will never return to VIP.”