Preparation before seeing a WL

Piss get money and rock up

100 push ups
100 pull ups
100 sit ups
100 jumping jacks

Oil up my pumped body
Check mirror
Slap the dick twice to wake him up
Good to go

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Originally Posted by cuteguy

Keep dreaming! If you're at some club etc sure you might get lucky. Don't expect a freebie at the shop just because you're handsome. MLs and WLs want money 💰 in return for their service unless they have some motive or require a favour from you.

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Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

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Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

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I'm so old when the boss sees me make it up the stairs one more time , I get extra service on the house:grimace:Sounds like a Sibon story....

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Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

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Lmao you must have a dick that tastes like chocolate

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Originally Posted by ReginaldBubbles

Dude I never pay! As soon as they see me they give me the amount of cash I just gave reception and sometimes even tip me after the session.

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Sounds like John West the fish they reject. You missed the next line in your comments. Girl sees customer come in and says sorry I can't see you and hands back the money even before the session starts. 🤣

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

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Originally Posted by rooter

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

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I wouldn't say that God doesn't exist. We simply don't know, do we?

Disclaimer: I'm not a religious person, not even close.

I wouldn't say it's sinful. Humans have been paying/bartering for sex for thousands of years

The meal timing and viagra is interesting to see here. Ive worked out a system of half a pill a bit of food and the other half of the pill 30 mins later. There is an overlap of both in the middle and an overall longer benifit.

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Get cash.

Rewipe the arse.

Time my meal to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I also keep an eye on what I eat before the session. No crispy fried foods to avoid getting cuts in my mouth, and no heavy fatty food to ensure optimal effects of Viagra.

I go for a walk around the city to ogle at hotties to get my blood pumping.

Usually at the shop, I go empty my bladder before the session. I'd also be watching some porn on my phone while waiting to get me even more pumped up for a fuck.

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By meal timing I assume you allow 2hrs prior to taking viagra to allow an empty stomach..
With a half life of 4hrs taking V 1 hr prior has been my approach but after a recent session was delayed 1and half hours the V effect was fine, if not better??

I sometimes have a caffeine hit pre session.

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Originally Posted by Abracadabra

By meal timing I assume you allow 2hrs prior to taking viagra to allow an empty stomach..
With a half life of 4hrs taking V 1 hr prior has been my approach but after a recent session was delayed 1and half hours the V effect was fine, if not better??

I sometimes have a caffeine hit pre session.

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Yeah, minimum 2 hours after the last meal before I take the V. It varies from person to person, and depends on what you ate. Like for me, if I had a heavy fatty meal like Betty's burgers, I would have to wait at least 4 hours before I could take the V or even have sex. I'd be all bloated and feel uncomfortable.

Anyway, if I do everything right and take the V on a truly empty stomach, it kicks in within 30 mins and holy hell, it packs a punch. Rock solid boner. I'm like a water diviner with my stick in front of me going to my punt, lol!

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Originally Posted by rooter

I am a good Catholic boy so i always do the sign of the cross before a punt.
Yeah i know, God doesn't exist, and even if he/she did exist they wouldn't bless a sinful activity.
But hey it makes me feel good and gives me confidence and that's OK.
I always laugh when a Mexican boxer v a Puerto Rican boxer both do the sign of the cross.'
There is no way God exists and even if he did why would he favour one dude against the other.
But if it gives you confidence an purpose and meaning, its all good

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Had a friend of mine. Born in Australia but his religious background was Muslim. Non practising and a self confirmed atheist, but refused to eat pork. I guess he was covering all his bases just in case.

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Originally Posted by Magictits8

Check wallet. Also make sure the phone is on silent and my status on the Teams app to DND if required.

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100% on phone on silent and teams on DnD . Lol

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Originally Posted by CharlieM

Had a friend of mine. Born in Australia but his religious background was Muslim. Non practising and a self confirmed atheist, but refused to eat pork. I guess he was covering all his bases just in case.

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Belief and creed is a powerful thing and can be used as a weapon/deterrent. Years ago I was in Israel for work and the locals told me the Israelis had fitted the buses with pig's organs to stop the Palestinians from suicide attacks - and it actually had the desired effect. On a side note the Israeli women are fucken beautiful especially the ones in military uniform.

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Originally Posted by Double_Adapter

Belief and creed is a powerful thing and can be used as a weapon/deterrent. Years ago I was in Israel for work and the locals told me the Israelis had fitted the buses with pig's organs to stop the Palestinians from suicide attacks - and it actually had the desired effect. On a side note the Israeli women are fucken beautiful especially the ones in military uniform.

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Lots of really beautiful women from that part of the world. Gal Gadot, my God what a beauty, especially when she was younger in the fast and furious flicks.

Natalie Portman... I'll be honest, I was already ogling at her when she was in The Professional all those years ago... Watching that movie made me feel like I was a pedo! She's just so naturally beautiful.

Great point :miao:

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Natalie Portman... I'll be honest, I was already ogling at her when she was in The Professional all those years ago... Watching that movie made me feel like I was a pedo!

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Well she was 12 years old in that movie...

Shower and brush teeth. Dress clean and casual. Prep wallet with expected cash, along with an extra pineapple or two for spur of the moment upgrades, or shopping for snacks afterwards. I try to have the exact amount available, not expecting change (Summerville the exception - 100 at the front desk, 10 in change returned). Use the "Do not Disturb" function on mobile with time limit so I don't have to remember to turn it off. Make sure pants zipper closed before leaving house.

On the way, pop a Listerine breath sheet (very small FLAT packet of dissolving 1"x1" sheets impregnated with Listerine) in my mouth. More convenient than the larger Tic-Tac container.

At the shop, FIRST thing is make a pit-stop (don't get old). For first timers, lay a pineapple on the massage table so my intentions are clear.

Preparation to see a WL should be the same as you preparing yourself to be the Groom of the Day

Only that you shouldn't mistaken her as your virgin bride. :)

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Originally Posted by 11Bravo

Shower and brush teeth. Dress clean and casual. Prep wallet with expected cash, along with an extra pineapple or two for spur of the moment upgrades, or shopping for snacks afterwards. I try to have the exact amount available, not expecting change (Summerville the exception - 100 at the front desk, 10 in change returned). Use the "Do not Disturb" function on mobile with time limit so I don't have to remember to turn it off. Make sure pants zipper closed before leaving house.

On the way, pop a Listerine breath sheet (very small FLAT packet of dissolving 1"x1" sheets impregnated with Listerine) in my mouth. More convenient than the larger Tic-Tac container.

At the shop, FIRST thing is make a pit-stop (don't get old). For first timers, lay a pineapple on the massage table so my intentions are clear.

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Don’t brush your teeth before going for a session, bro. Brushing could cause small unnoticeable cuts in your mouth, making it more likely for you to get infected with something during your punt.

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Don’t brush your teeth before going for a session, bro. Brushing could cause small unnoticeable cuts in your mouth, making it more likely for you to get infected with something during your punt.

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I agree, thus, I usually use a gargle. As you still want to have good breath.

I agree about not brushing your teeth.
But I still want fresh breath. Thus, I would usually gargle before hand. As the girls just hate guys with bad breath.

Shower, shave, brush teeth, mouthwash & nice fragrance. Be polite, respectful & the keep the conversation light.

Lot of WLs I see like the smell of expensive fragrance. They sniff me and ask what it is.
Sets the mood straight away.

So get yourself some fresh Hugo Boss or the like instead of turn up wearing Brut aftershave lol.