It really depends on if you get the same compliments from women that don't work at the shop.
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It really depends on if you get the same compliments from women that don't work at the shop.
I don't know what sin mkk02 has committed to be banned, but I'll forgive him a lot of sins if the poor ***t gives me good laughs like this! :shout:Quote:
Originally Posted by mkko2
We need personalities on the forum!
such a cynic ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by guailo
Well, I have definitely got the "good looking cock" remark from girlfriends as well as from WL's.Quote:
Originally Posted by jellyshots
Of course, as some have pointed out, "good looking" when it comes to cocks is a very relative term. :shout:
I dont know if its most common but its one that I have never forgotten.
I went to Cassablanca in Liverpool many years ago now hadn't been punting very long.
Picked this milf we went in the room and she said to me so much extra to go down on me, ( I forget the amounts as it was so long ago) No I am not interested in going down on you, so much extra for kissing no not interested in kissing, so much extra to finger me, well if thats the case I said to her leave now and send someone else in.
She immediately backed down and so OH ok no extra for you, I think she had been there all day and still hadn't done her first job.
Anyway we get down to business and she is riding me hell for leather in cowgirl I have my thumb on her clit massaging it as she rides me.
All of a sudden she Screams out "OH FUCK YOUR GOOD" and she explodes in a shattering orgasm. I recon she worked a lot but didn't get to come to often.
As a relatively new punter I left there with a grin from ear to ear thinking to myself I fixed you up allright you old bitch.
Mind you I never went back to see her again although I had to dodge her a few time when I went back looking for other girls.
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Originally Posted by Littlewonder
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I get this all of the time, Im convinced alot of these WL's hope to meet someone nice to take them out, its just a vibe I get that they are looking for a partner or friend, some have asked me what Im doing the next day but I always said working and changed the topic.. Just my observation..
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Originally Posted by tknt84
Just lately... When they ask me do you have a gf? I say no, do you have a bf or husband? They either admit the truth (yes or no) or they pause. If they pause, I say I have no big wife or little wife but some girls say to me, oh you can be our little husband. Usually enough to get the laughs going...
I keep hearing
'I love bald men with a hairy back and arse'
It must be true!!
One said to me the other day 'wow you have hot body' She was referring to my sweating from a prettt hard, intense massage!
I'm immune to them all. I shag for me. The price is as quoted. I expect my full allotted time. I've had every compliment under the sun. Many of which are blatantly untrue. I put them into four categories:
1. I want your money;
2. I want a tip;
3. You made me work too hard;
4. Thank God you didn't make me work too hard.
hehe... that reminded me of an AR I did couple of years ago (on another site).Quote:
Originally Posted by Raybo
It was a hot day and an ad hoc visit to the parlour, before heading home for the barbeque.Quote:
She placed a clean towel (folded twice) onto the table where my crown jewels were to be (no other disposable items, covers other than that). She started the massage and tried to strike some conversation about how hot I was (the temperature of my skin compared to her cool hands, I had just been carrying 8 cases of beer for the bbq)
I like the one "I like the way you fuck me" which means they are really enjoying. Or when they look at you with a big smile "You are good" after a satisfying daty. Or you are strong, which just means it is taking too long, and there was the occasional "You are trying to kill me!" which is just they are tired and can't take anymore. And on rare occasion "fuck you", which means I really fuck them good and they wish we could swap roles.
Hi Bros, been a long time
Interesting thread.
For me,
1. Wow you're so big (I think this is pretty expected now days)
2. You smell really good
3. So muscular and fit.
So gotta wait and see if there are any more compliments :miao:
-your so strong
-you smell nice
-you make me feel so good baby - (recently)
-your a good kisser
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Originally Posted by BlueBirdDuke
But there is one more, I miss you hunny :) maybe she did but we will never know :)
"you are very clever man"
When I figured out how to work the pump on a bottle of shower gel ;)
Hey, don't laugh, it's a compliment!
I just have to add "You are very manly" from Yuna when I picked up a dead cockroach for her...
You give good massage. At least i got something right!
You're such a nice guy. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
You have good body
why no girlfriend?
handsome
and i yes i believe them all ;)
"I'm sure you don't come to these places a lot"
LOL - this line is standard now and a part of the service I think. hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by zeroun
HAHAHA - this is hilarious. It must be true, coz these girls would never ever lie.Quote:
Originally Posted by Oldsteel
Other beauties I have heard are:
- You handsome guy. Why you come to places like this?
- You so good at that (DATY). Your girlfriend is so lucky.
- I am so lucky, you are the perfect man (recently)
There's getting compliments, and then there's believing those compliments.Quote:
Originally Posted by guailo
Sure we don't believe them, but we would still prefer to receive them, than get a bland look.
1. "You are so sweet, your (gf, wife) must be very lucky..."
2. "Wow... you have beautiful (cock, dick, friend..)"
3. "Handsome boy.. You can't be (insert age), I thought you were (insert age 10 years younger)
4. "I love your bum... so sexy.." Yes, this is true, I have an awesome arse.. Squats and deadlifts boys..
5. "You have beautiful body, no fat, how can I lose fat?" Usually said by a girl looking for a compliment on her body..
6. "Why you don't have gf? you are kind man, girl love men like you." Lies. Lies, lies, lies. Girls always say they just want a nice man, or a man with a sense of humour, this is bullshit, girls aren't going to fuck some broke guy who looks like a bulldog trying to lick mayonnaise out of a jar just because he knows some jokes...