So what's your definition of a "player" if you don't think of yourself as a player?
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When in doubt, fuck.
Bllokes in this joint often confuse the term Player with Punter.
Sex:
A player talks his way into the bedroom. A punter pays his way in.
Payment:
A player pays with time, effort and emotions. A punter pays with cash, and convenience (and sonetimes with emotions).
Climax:
A punter is guaranteed an orgasm. A player is not.
ROI:
For a punter the ROI is 1hr. A player the ROI is weeks or months.
Eating Out:
A player hunts in the wild, sometimes catches, but often goes home hungry. A punter orders off the menu and always gets exactly what he ordered.
Risks:
A player risks rejection, blue balls, and friend zoned as a "nice guy". A punter risks post nut clarity, catching feelings for a pro, and labelled as a "simp".
Appearance:
A player looks like Brad Pitt or Chris Hemsworth. A punter is generally an old, bald, fat farang.