about you... and you... and you ... but not Brown Wallaby

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Originally Posted by The Professor

Been a diverse week for me so far too. 4 of my frequent ML’s, all very happy, loving , girls you would take home to mother types, decided to seek alternate employment or give me the flick.
ML A from W’gabba sent me a text and said no more visits as the family buffalo was sick and she needs to return home to Thailand
WG P failed her exam and her parents want her to return home as I think they are wise to what she might be doing or not doing. On my last visit something was up as she was a bit off wanting to talk but as I said to her she shouldn’t talk with her mouth full.
She opened up to me on how she thought she might find a nice guy over here that could look after her. She’s was 50/50 on returning home to China because she truly wished that she could stay here. I offered to drive her home after the shift as she catches a taxi or sometimes a bus. She asked me to come in which I thought was strange esp when she shares an apartment with 2 other students, luckily they were studying when we arrived. She quickly ushered me into her bedroom where it was a combination of talking, cuddling and other stuff. Left her at about 11 as we were both pretty emotionally drained.

Had a PSE with Taiwanese girl KP – apparently she was celebrating reaching her financial goal and would not have to do this work anymore. She said she wanted to go with a bang. As she regards me more as a friend rather than a client we just had a good time. She said she was happy she didn’t have to service any of those “animals” anymore as she put it.
Luckily the last girl, another student, gave me the number of three of her girlfriends/ acquaintances at her college, there’s Y, M and A and said to me that she has told them how well I treated her and she is sure that they would be keen to be a replacement for KP. She even offered to have a night where we all get together for some drinks before she goes and “get to know each other”.
I rang M who sound the nicest and arranged a meeting tomorrow and she squealed across the phone and said how KP had told her about me and promised me that she was keen to meet this Australian guy who KP had been raving about.
Unfortunately the last WG C from Sunnybank wasn’t impressed with our last session as she said she was sore for a week after. She sent me a brief text that read No More – sore for a week after – TOO BIG!”
Oh well …I wonder what I will have to write next week to keep you all enthralled…
Puff Puff Prof

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I truly love your sense of humour Prof. You’re a legend. Keep it up :) :)

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Originally Posted by brownwallaby

I truly love your sense of humour Prof. You’re a legend. Keep it up :) :)

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When I was young I often wondered what Joh meant by "feeding the chooks."
Now I know.....:smile:

To keep you all enthralled I’d like to share one of my MO:
If the ML is new at the shop you should let her know you’re a regular there and would like to welcome her to the family. When she enters the room ask her to sit beside you on the massage table then engage her in a convo that makes her feel welcome and comfortable. Spend 5-10 minutes doing this, dig deep into her personality, ask her some personal questions and hold her hand at the same time, maintain eye contact, flash your best seducing smile, Don’t dominate the chat, focus on listening to what she says, encourage her to tell more about her self. Then you can start saying how cute / pretty / sweet she is. She will say thanks and giggle shyly, her face will turn red. There’s a good chance in the next 2-3 mins you can have her lips making contact with yours and things can become extremely exciting, depending on how far she’s prepared to go. No need to get massage from her as in all probability her massaging skills are very low.
You might have to practice holding a girl’s hand with the right feel, the right pressure, the right squeeze. If you do it right she will feel relaxed, loved, safe and comfortable. If you do it right she’ll forget that she’s in a paid business with you.
You don’t need to be young or goodlooking to be successful getting a jackpot like MA

"There’s a good chance in the next 2-3 mins you can have her lips making contact with yours" - after meeting her 5 - 10 mins ago?
Now I get it - Brownwallaby is a hypnotist - you crafty devil - look into my eyes........
4F

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Originally Posted by 4FoW2

"T - after meeting her 5 - 10 mins ago?

4F

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Yes oh yes, 10 minutes + 3 minutes, achieved that so many times ..... I think the key is holding her hand the right way

Good to see that some members are reading Dale Carnegie books in their spare time.

How to win over masseuses and gain full service

With all those hoaned skills you might as well pick up real girls in the real world

Been in many relationships, all fell apart as I’m never a loyal person

Oh, I am by no means suggesting you get into a relationship with them. There are plenty of girls out there and only so much time.

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Originally Posted by ManilaMan

Oh, I am by no means suggesting you get into a relationship with them. There are plenty of girls out there and only so much time.

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very good suggestion, the problem is I’m awkward in social, open space, situations. I need to be one on one with the girl and it’s a bit difficult to find, epecially with the age I am in

So.... brownwallaby, just curious. When you’re doing the sitting next to her and holding her hand thing, are you already nude?

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Originally Posted by JerryF

So.... brownwallaby, just curious. When you’re doing the sitting next to her and holding her hand thing, are you already nude?

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No, I’m not. Usually I come to the shops wearing a T shirt and shorts. At least I still have my shorts on in that situation

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Originally Posted by brownwallaby

No, I’m not. Usually I come to the shops wearing a T shirt and shorts. At least I still have my shorts on in that situation

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Ah so, those Wallaby pecs r the secret😆

What are these girls thinking ...... In my last two punts I got the ending that I wanted but both girls didn’t want to accept my money. One said she was happy enough to see me revisit her after more than one month. The other I managed to kiss a lot using the method I’d described, then I taught her how to give ending. She said maybe next time she’d take my money but not now. Both didn’t get their gears off but let me get inside quite generously.
Surely they do this job to get money but .... Surely there’s something wrong with the shop’s training method :)

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What are these girls thinking ...... In my last two punts I got the ending that I wanted but both girls didn’t want to accept my money. One said she was happy enough to see me revisit her after more than one month. The other I managed to kiss a lot using the method I’d described, then I taught her how to give ending. She said maybe next time she’d take my money but not now. Both didn’t get their gears off but let me get inside quite generously.
Surely they do this job to get money but .... Surely there’s something wrong with the shop’s training method :)

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Well Mr BW, if you ask me for a straight answer, then I shall say that, as far as I can see, looking at it by and large, taking into account the available logical thought processes, then in the final analysis it is probably true to say, that at the end of the day, in general terms, you would probably find that, not to put too fine a point on it, there probably is some conjecture over the authenticity of your comments as they raise some significant questions that must be examined to qualify your report.
Either that or you are Casanova reincarnated.
At least it gives you something to do.
May I suggest you publish a novel or possibly a work of fiction - The Musings of Brown Wallaby. Vol 1 ( obviously)
Puff Puff Prof:smile:

Some impressive oratory skills in this thread. I don't suppose any of you lads are running for any sort of government office over the weekend?

With a bit of hand-holding, a nod and a wink, all the votes (well, at least the female half!) could be yours, I'm sure!

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OK, so the second girl gave quite a lengthy explanation in her basic English. If she happens to read these forums certainly she will find out about BW, but I take the risk as there’s very slim chance she knows about aus99.
She said she decided to work at this place only to give massage, nothing else. If she gets a tip for her massage skills she will accept it. But she’d given me zero massage, we had spent the time just talking and playing and doing naughty things and she would feel bad if she received money for that. So I told her with time she’d get used to display her other skills and receive money for that. She replied let’s see but for now she’d focus on performing one task only.
I’m not an academic on the art of punting so I could not offer a lengthy hypothesis / theory / postulate like a professor could but I suspect most of us haven’t fully grasped the full range of possibilities this beautiful sport can offer. Hence I will just keep exploring and probing and experimenting and refining, and I’ll keep you guys updated on progress, if there’s any

It is entirely possible to experience what BW experienced. You just need to understand the girls and take different approaches. I have had a lot of similar experiences and success like BW. Generally I receive zero massage, which is fine by me. I spend most of my time talking and playing with the girls.

I saw a Korean this afternoon. I spent at least 30 minutes on teasing her and rubbing her on the outside.

BW: I guess each to his own and belief. Why do we have to fight or convince with each other on this? Just keep the fun to ourselves...lol

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Originally Posted by rockbreaker

It is entirely possible to experience what BW experienced. You just need to understand the girls and take different approaches. I have had a lot of similar experiences and success like BW. Generally I receive zero massage, which is fine by me. I spend most of my time talking and playing with the girls.

I saw a Korean this afternoon. I spent at least 30 minutes on teasing her and rubbing her on the outside.

BW: I guess each to his own and belief. Why do we have to fight or convince with each other on this? Just keep the fun to ourselves...lol

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Hi RB, I know some members think we’re the same person using two accounts, lol .....

Hahahahaha.....that’s really funny! Well, whatever

New girl. First day. A lot of kissing n necking after a 15-20 min interview (yeah, a bit longer than usual). very damp down there but she kept clothes on. Taught her how to give finish. gave her $20, then we exchanged details

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Originally Posted by brownwallaby

OK, so the second girl gave quite a lengthy explanation in her basic English. If she happens to read these forums certainly she will find out about BW, but I take the risk as there’s very slim chance she knows about aus99.
She said she decided to work at this place only to give massage, nothing else. If she gets a tip for her massage skills she will accept it. But she’d given me zero massage, we had spent the time just talking and playing and doing naughty things and she would feel bad if she received money for that. So I told her with time she’d get used to display her other skills and receive money for that. She replied let’s see but for now she’d focus on performing one task only.
I’m not an academic on the art of punting so I could not offer a lengthy hypothesis / theory / postulate like a professor could but I suspect most of us haven’t fully grasped the full range of possibilities this beautiful sport can offer. Hence I will just keep exploring and probing and experimenting and refining, and I’ll keep you guys updated on progress, if there’s any

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Visited the same girl, similar deal, this time I made her wet and moan quite audibly, and still didn’t want to accept any tip

It’s a turn-off when the girl, while still fully clothed, says you can touch her boobs, so you slip your fingers inside her bra, only to find a wad of cash stored there. She laughs while embarrassed but some of your excitement has gone

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Originally Posted by brownwallaby

It’s a turn-off when the girl, while still fully clothed, says you can touch her boobs, so you slip your fingers inside her bra, only to find a wad of cash stored there. She laughs while embarrassed but some of your excitement has gone

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Must say I am surprised at your technique - I thought with your skill you would have unhooked her bra with one hand to get easier access while you were delighting her lower regions with the other (still fully clothed of course). You're slipping BW.