Top 8 signs you may be a simp. And some advice.

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Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY

Lol. I should start a thread "Top 10 signs you may be a queer-eyed gay fag."

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Do it, that'd be a fun read. I'm sure you know all the signs.

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Originally Posted by justincase

Ha you’re close and since we’re throwing out analogies a boxer/thug a month ago said I looked like Ivan Drago. I had to google it and that’s a closer look.

Now if he’s fit then so am I.

Happy?

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How many hours did you guys smash for? Did you have to change the sheets?

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Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY

Lol. I should start a thread "Top 10 signs you may be a queer-eyed gay fag."

Dude, if you gonna ask to see another blokes physique, at least say "no-homo" lol.

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This is exactly what an out of shape person would say. So weak and pathetic.

Look I'm not here to body shame, cause there are a lot of regular blokes with dad bods here who just want to casually punt and stay grounded. But if you guys going to start threads like this and give off alpha energy, you better be in shape and prove it. There is a reason Hollywood casts action and super heros as jacked dudes.

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Originally Posted by jaquedm1307

Sounds remarkably like our mate Chadthundercock - must be very arduous having to seek so much public validation when you believe you're so close to perfect !

Though maybe you should review how you claim to treat the girls 'smashing' 'pounding' - now that's what one calls a real macho man !

PS I'm your average guy enjoying a bit of fun with punting and find my niche which suits my agenda

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My advice? Buy a program. Ole justincase was vinnie, spanky, etc., etc. You really do need a program to track all his handles. Seems he just can't resist slipping back into the old ways... Just compare his posts with Hedonisticfun for the spectrum of posts of some upper tax brackets. Free forum, to each their own style.

Like you, just an average Joe out for a bit of FUN, don't need to prove my manhood to anyone.

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Originally Posted by HiredGoon

When are you guys gonna learn? If you have to self proclaim yourself to be an alpha you are definitely not an alpha.

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Just read an article about alphas, including Nick Adams (ex SYD) and his "views". Found out that "alpha male" comes from Frans de Waal's book, Chimpanzee Politics about power struggles within a colony of male chimps in the Netherlands. "He noticed that the leaders of the chimps he studied were not necessarily the strongest or most intimidating but, rather, the ones who excelled at coalition-building. They kept the peace impartially, often by protecting underdogs when conflicts arose". The alpha males. Seems that the meaning has drifted over the decades.

And now there are RISE programs where "betas" pay 3k USD for a 3 day program where they have the opportunity to "crawl in the mud, carry heavy loads, and change their lives". WTF? You sign on the dotted line, take an oath, and they pay YOU to do that shit; AKA Basic Training.

So for the alphas: easy enough to type alpha on a keyboard, self-proclaiming your alpha-ness. So where'd you serve? And bashing gays and Indians don't count.

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Originally Posted by 11Bravo

My advice? Buy a program. Ole justincase was vinnie, spanky, etc., etc. You really do need a program to track all his handles. Seems he just can't resist slipping back into the old ways... Just compare his posts with Hedonisticfun for the spectrum of posts of some upper tax brackets. Free forum, to each their own style.


Just read an article about alphas, including Nick Adams (ex SYD) and his "views". Found out that "alpha male" comes from Frans de Waal's book, Chimpanzee Politics about power struggles within a colony of male chimps in the Netherlands. "He noticed that the leaders of the chimps he studied were not necessarily the strongest or most intimidating but, rather, the ones who excelled at coalition-building. They kept the peace impartially, often by protecting underdogs when conflicts arose". The alpha males. Seems that the meaning has drifted over the decades.

And now there are RISE programs where "betas" pay 3k USD for a 3 day program where they have the opportunity to "crawl in the mud, carry heavy loads, and change their lives". WTF? You sign on the dotted line, take an oath, and they pay YOU to do that shit; AKA Basic Training.

So for the alphas: easy enough to type alpha on a keyboard, self-proclaiming your alpha-ness. So where'd you serve? And bashing gays and Indians don't count.

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I’m so curious about your military history

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Originally Posted by jaquedm1307

Sounds remarkably like our mate Chadthundercock - must be very arduous having to seek so much public validation when you believe you're so close to perfect !

Though maybe you should review how you claim to treat the girls 'smashing' 'pounding' - now that's what one calls a real macho man !

PS I'm your average guy enjoying a bit of fun with punting and find my niche which suits my agenda

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I’m not chadwhatever.

Everyone has sex differently and I’m not here to bag anyone’s methods. If GFE is your thing then so be it while others do things differently.

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Originally Posted by tcrawford

Look I'm not here to body shame, cause there are a lot of regular blokes with dad bods here who just want to casually punt and stay grounded. But if you guys going to start threads like this and give off alpha energy, you better be in shape and prove it. There is a reason Hollywood casts action and super heros as jacked dudes.

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There are already photos of me on several porn sites. If I was ashamed of how I look they wouldn’t be there and I feel no need to put my stats here for a forum that’s 99.99% male as I’m not here for male approval.

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Originally Posted by 11Bravo

My advice? Buy a program. Ole justincase was vinnie, spanky, etc., etc. You really do need a program to track all his handles. Seems he just can't resist slipping back into the old ways... Just compare his posts with Hedonisticfun

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Old ways? This thread asked for input, just like all the other threads. It’s ok to post how I have sex isn’t it? Maybe in 20 years time I’ll be doing things differently but a lot of guys do what I do but they do it overseas where it’s cheaper, like in Pattaya for example. A guy might go through 30 women in a month and it’s not that expensive.

The backpedal in this thread is crazy, no one is asking to see your dong mate. I just wanna see if you are jacked or if you look like a choir boy talking shit on the internet. It shouldn't be this hard.

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Originally Posted by justincase

There are already photos of me on several porn sites. If I was ashamed of how I look they wouldn’t be there and I feel no need to put my stats here for a forum that’s 99.99% male as I’m not here for male approval.

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What? Post links!

[QUOTE=HiredGoon;4019027]What? Post links![/

Please don’t.

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Originally Posted by HiredGoon

What? Post links![/

Please don’t.

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Stop suppressing your feelings you hot Aussie alpha guy you.

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Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY

Stop suppressing your feelings you hot Aussie alpha guy you.

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You forgot to say “no-homo”

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Originally Posted by HiredGoon

You forgot to say “no-homo”

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No I didn't.....

It's not about male approval, it's about credibility. Absolutely anyone can sign up to this forum and make claims.

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Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY

No I didn't.....

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Well, may your gayness be famous.

And may you make sense someday

"On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog", Peter Steiner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the...you%27re_a_dog

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Originally Posted by justincase

I’m not here for male approval.

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You disguise it so well though.

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Originally Posted by tcrawford

The backpedal in this thread is crazy, no one is asking to see your dong mate. I just wanna see if you are jacked or if you look like a choir boy talking shit on the internet. It shouldn't be this hard.

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Stop it or I'll post my photo and embarass all of you sissies.