best one so far! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by rooter
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best one so far! LOLQuote:
Originally Posted by rooter
We should have special sections devoted to these kind of threads that seems to pop up from time to time.
maybe name them "not this thread again" and "ego stroke" hehehe
I think we all need a lesson in humility and maybe funny, weird or unusual comments by WLs would be a better thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Shoryureppa
My latest contribution ...
A WL looking down at my throbbing hard on says:
"I'm a bit scared of that" ;)
I guess you can interpret that anyway you want!
three most common compliments for me:
1. you such a handsome boy, you no need pay for sex!
2. you so big and strong, you must be a football player
3. your cock so thick and long, you must make your girlfriend very happy
4. (usually when they see me take off my patek phillippe) thats an expensive watch you must be very rich
yeh shit gets old real quick. if I wanted a girl to compliment my looks or impeccable fashion sense id trawl for sluts at a club.
1) Recently had this encounter.
WL was very very keen to add me on her wechat, despite our very average session, she tries adding me 3x, finally got through.
She: thank you (love symbol). I want to meet you again (lecherous emo)
Rf: Nice to meet you.
Since she was very forward, I just asked her if she like me enough to go on a date. And I told her I am as straightforward as an American. She replied she has to go to work, and sleep. No time for dating. A few days later, she asked if I could help her buy a ticket to Japan using my credit card. I told her to go to Flight Centre to buy it in cash.
2) You are so good at licking my pussy, where did you learn it from?
A few years back now, I just finished a top session with a WL and all the other WL”s must of been having a cook up for lunch, as all you could smell was the wafting smell of Asian food though the brothel. My WL was intent on getting me to come eat lunch with the rest of WL’s in there common room.
Not a chance I was eating anything that day” I couldn’t get out of there quick enough after the job was done.
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Have you eaten yet.. ?Quote:
Originally Posted by mitch007
Boom tish. But often with Thai women it would come up during a booking.
So would on on occasion be invited to eat fresh prepared Som Tum with a cute Isan girl at the end of a session and or shift .
Great fun chatting eating with a few girls and my chili tolerance now well developed.
One WL making it known at the beginning of the session that she didn't appreciate customers asking personal questions. She just wanted to do her job and see the customers off once the session was over. Despite stating this, she started to reveal her personal life and past working history to me. She felt very comfortable with me because she said there were many weird and rough guys that she had seen in the past and she wouldn't reveal anything to them.
One time a wl complimented me on the smell of my hair. I think that's the most authentic compliment I ever got from a wl.
Japanese girls often say I am "genki" - actually, more specifically they usually say my dick is "genki".
The first time I heard it I had to Google it after the session to see what it means and then realised it was a compliment ;)
Technically sugar babe , Did some diy today for her . after which a long BJ and was told... I had a pretty dick....
Is "Ooh, so fast" a compliment?
:)
Funniest I ever had was "I like the colour of your penis". It was like she felt compelled to say something about it and "exceedingly average" wasn't going to cut it, so she came up with that.
FMH
I got a couple today and the girl was a long term player lol.
Nice body (thinking about what to have for dinner tonight)
Your sooo strong (why did you take sooo long)
The taste of my semen....gets a few compliments
Nice dick....is a runner up
“Your dick is really thick, not really long but thick.” ( measures it with her fingers)
“You must be very healthy and strong because you cum so much”
“Your dick is so big I’m not sure if it will fit inside me” (it did)
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Chinese WL saying how white I am lol. It’s a good thing is Asian countries. Also how smooth my skin is lol. I’m cool with that since they can cat bath me all they want without periodically picking out hair form their tongues hahaha.
"3 dick.
You have 3 dick."
“I only do this for you”.
They all said that!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dettol
And you knew you’re Not the only one !
But !
Still good to hear that when they said it though , right ?
Rather than : well, all my customers paid more to get BJ and FS, why you not want to pay ??
Lol yeh the good old "I only do that for you" usually preceded by "baby" or some other nice word.Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
And the money one...
Never had an ML say why you pay $100 the guy before I gave BBBJ for only $70...
That would be nice to hear....😁
you are so thin, you skin is so good, you are so long, i dont give my pussy to everyone, blablabla
Doing part 3 with ML - “ooh I haven’t fucked for a long time” ....
How could have anyone have such a inflated ego ? Men need to objectify and conqueror and they hear
what they want to hear.
"You are very special" (I am a grandfather well past my useby date), and managing to get a semi erection, "you are so strong"....This young ml I have been seeing is very sweet (almost a third my age)! I told her last time cut the crap and i will respect you more, just say "you like me" is more than enough:grimace:
Some of the Chinese girls at a particular North Shore shop have a saying about their customers that translates along the lines of.....
"the chicken is okay, we can live on chicken, but every now and then we get to eat duck. The duck is great!"
If you are reading this, just for you, Wensheng. 🤣🤣🤣
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dhNfddJRulQ