Top 8 signs you may be a simp. And some advice.

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Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY

No I didn't.....

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Well, may your gayness be famous.

And may you make sense someday

"On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog", Peter Steiner
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the...you%27re_a_dog

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Originally Posted by justincase

I’m not here for male approval.

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You disguise it so well though.

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Originally Posted by tcrawford

The backpedal in this thread is crazy, no one is asking to see your dong mate. I just wanna see if you are jacked or if you look like a choir boy talking shit on the internet. It shouldn't be this hard.

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Stop it or I'll post my photo and embarass all of you sissies.

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Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY

Stop it or I'll post my photo and embarass all of you sissies.

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Clank squeak goes the tin man

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Originally Posted by justincase

There are already photos of me on several porn sites. If I was ashamed of how I look they wouldn’t be there and I feel no need to put my stats here for a forum that’s 99.99% male as I’m not here for male approval.

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Not wanting male approval - WTF? What percentage of the male population watch porn ? Lmfao

P.s you might be surprised the number of a woman who login here

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Originally Posted by tcrawford

It's not about male approval, it's about credibility. Absolutely anyone can sign up to this forum and make claims.

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My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion.

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Originally Posted by fted

You disguise it so well though.

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It’s a case of “tall poppy syndrome”, apparently if I say how I do things then it’s questioned here.

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Originally Posted by massageangel

Not wanting male approval - WTF? What percentage of the male population watch porn ? Lmfao


P.s you might be surprised the number of a woman who login here

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Men don’t interest me and I’m not here to compete. I freely admit there is always better and I’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches. He was selected by the producer for that reason which is understandable but I never saw him perform so I cannot say having that large a size mattered. A lot of the porn you see the guys aren’t that hard or consistent. Here we are talking punting not porn. A large part of porn is shot in small segments. So would they be good in a two hour punting session with multiple women? I doubt it. Go look at their bods, they’re not in that great a shape.

Women might login but their contributions are unknown and I’m not talking about shop managers who bump threads or post rosters. I’ve been on this site for three? years and I’ve never seen one female member regularly post and what would they post about? If they stated they were female they’d get hounded by guys who don’t want to pay for sex.

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Originally Posted by justincase

I freely admit there is always better and I’ve only seen one guy who was bigger at 10 inches. He was selected by the producer for that reason which is understandable but I never saw him perform so I cannot say having that large a size mattered.

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This is hilarious!

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Originally Posted by justincase

My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion.

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Pitiful. This guy is not banging anyone outside of the shops. All his writing on the forums can be filed under science fiction.

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Originally Posted by justincase

My sexual credibility is validated by women. I have other hobbies and I’m not great at those, I’m better than average if the truth be known but not great, and I admit that. See, I’m NOT great at everything. If I could only pump one woman at a time I’d be saying such. If I was a “norm” I’d be saying such. I’m not here to flex and you mentioned an actor and I said who I was compared to, not my words but someone else’s. If I was compared to Danny Devito I’d tell you. I’d tell you because I don’t live in an illusion

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Mate, every second post of yours is a flex! It’s a public forum, you can say what you want, but at least own up to it.

This thread has been derailed by the biggest simps on the forum.

He wants the credit of authority without the cost of responsibility — that’s not alpha, that’s amateur