Well in order to work out if a story is bullshit or not one has to read it first, at least until it becomes obvious that it's just bullshit talk.
I think the reason why you spent your whole Sunday writing this story was so that you can type with one hand and use the other one to maybe stroke yourself. But hey there is nothing wrong with stroking yourself or your ego. I think what is more concerning is that you wasted your whole Sunday writing bullshit stories.
So Inner West or Eastern Suburbs? Which one? They are not really close to each other. Just more proof you are pulling things out of your arse. If you do need a shrink see your GP bro. I'd say the only thing a shrink will tell you is to simply get a life.