Ask Christmas and Babycat

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Originally Posted by Christmas

probably quality better but you are not welcome for my girl's security, creepyman boss :o
so.. what was the question?



lecture 1. oral sex : how to suck like dyson and lick like soft serve. Who to suck who to lick how to find fine distinction.
lecture 2. genital sex : when to tighten your vagina and when to loosen. How to make fake cramps so make customers feel they are special.
lecture 3. after sex manner : business secret
lecture 4. how to make customer come back : business secret
lecture 5. how to groom yourself and sell yourself better

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I would like to know the secrets behind 3 and 4. Anyone care to guess if Xmas won't tell us.

No3.... be nice to them if you want them back. If you don't be aloof

No4.... " you are No1 sexy man ".

what's real? what isn't? how can i know?

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Originally Posted by Brothelcreeper

I would like to know the secrets behind 3 and 4. Anyone care to guess if Xmas won't tell us.

No3.... be nice to them if you want them back. If you don't be aloof

No4.... " you are No1 sexy man ".

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I think it would change dependent on the customer.

Eg Bongkong number 4 would be "you nice man come back"

Brothelcreeper nuber 4 would be "f*ck off or i call the police"

Haha

So next time you finish a session and start thinking that you have just fallen in love because you really clicked with her, just remember it's all business and she has been trained to do her job well.

I doubt though that the "I'm in love" threads will ever stop.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

https://i.imgur.com/a4SNbDI.jpg

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Hey its great to see Starchy back! I'm a fan! :smile:

when my mum said men are simple, I didn't know what does that mean.
after I worked as WL I know men are not only simple but also stupid., soz I'm yours
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Originally Posted by Christmas

when my mum said men are simple, I didn't know what does that mean.
after I worked as WL I know men are not only simple but also stupid., soz I'm yours
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Stupid is an understatement.

Im surprised really the amount of guys that see MLs / WLs with the aim of getting them off.

Aren't you paying to avoid having to worry about that?

Someones gonna chime in and say selfish etc. But its not really because they are probably faking more often than not.

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

I'm guessing No 3 will be immediately after or tied in with No 2 - twitching, acting all mellow or spaced out, compliments etc.

No 4 will be "but your so good looking/handsome/cute....why don't you have a gf?.....I enjoyed the sex with you....you are different to the other customers..."

Even though I'm conscious of that it is a play to get punters to return, I can't help falling for it if it was a really good session like any other schmuck.

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That's all part of the theatre. When you pay to have sex, the girl puts on an act to make you feel good, you have a good time, you leave happy. You return to repeat the experience. All part of good customer service.

Relax bois i was only joking.
I may go back work WL sooner or later or maybe tomorrow, why would i teach them my know-how?

But yeah it's sad people expectation can't not be controlled. You know they lie but still expect something special between you and her :( I feel that
I was WL but fall in love every session :( felt so special esp when they made me cum
That's how strong sex lust is

In Korean : 떡정
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Relax bois i was only joking.
I may go back work WL sooner or later or maybe tomorrow, why would i teach them my know-how?

But yeah it's sad people expectation can't not be controlled. You know they lie but still expect something special between you and her :( I feel that
I was WL but fall in love every session :( felt so special esp when they made me cum
That's how strong sex lust is

In Korean : 떡정
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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I fall in love with myself each time i fap

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Originally Posted by BongKong

I fall in love with myself each time i fap

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That's interesting, i don't put my finger in it because i feel miserable if i do. I feel like
Why im doing this why i can't have sex with anyone i hate myself
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Originally Posted by Christmas

That's interesting, i don't put my finger in it because i feel miserable if i do. I feel like
Why im doing this why i can't have sex with anyone i hate myself
:/

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Some days cant be bothered with sex. Too much effort - just get it over with then sleep

Maybe right
I'll give a go tonight

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Maybe right
I'll give a go tonight

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Can we get an AR afterwards?

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Originally Posted by BongKong

Some days cant be bothered with sex. Too much effort - just get it over with then sleep

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about a month ago i woke up in morning and when i walk out room my muscle felt a bit sore. i was thinking why muscle sore. i didnt do exercise or anything. then i realise i went to punt day before. very embarrasing and so unfit. but now i do exercise regualrly.

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Originally Posted by BongKong

I think it would change dependent on the customer.

Brothelcreeper nuber 4 would be "f*ck off or i call the police"

Haha

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Or "Don't come back you are banned"

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Hi~
yes. when I worked so many times, because all the onnis(Seniors) recommended to me. they said I'd get more customers if I have bigger boobs.
I'm such a person who's easily convinced by what people saying so I was like oh.. yeah? but nah.. not that much money I can afford it either If , If i have money right.. enough money
I'd do nose job not boobs job. I got derma filler on my nose bridge(?) where you put your glasses on like early of this year and I feel like it's gone already :(
and also I.. I always think I'm lucky whenever I see huge boobs at gym... It's convenient and portable actually, and you no need to buy a bra because you don't wear most of the time.

small tits
more pros than
cons..

PS
https://i.imgur.com/a4SNbDI.jpg

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I find that WLs with small tits really appreciate it when you spend time licking and sucking them. From how you were talking before I thought they were smaller but I can see from the photo that there is something to grab hold of, looks nice and you look fit and slim (how do you stay so slim when you eat so much cake:)), and yes very practical for a sporty girl! And yes natural is always best!

Right maybe I am pushing my luck now but I would really love to see an ass shot :)

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Originally Posted by BongKong

Can we get an AR afterwards?

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Okayyyy i just finished gym, go home shower, masterbate and will upload AR @my blog :o

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Okayyyy i just finished gym, go home shower, masterbate and will upload AR @my blog :o

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Cool sounds like a plan.

Once you are done and written it i will fap while i read your AR and then do my own kne about that.

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Originally Posted by BongKong

Cool sounds like a plan.

Once you are done and written it i will fap while i read your AR and then do my own kne about that.

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Cool and i'll put my finger in while i'm reading your review of my review
Duck
How exciting

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Cool and i'll put my finger in while i'm reading your review of my review
Duck
How exciting

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Wow im getting a little excited.

This is the hardest ive been since i found out Bruce Willis was actually a ghost in The Sixth Sense!

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Originally Posted by BongKong

Wow im getting a little excited.

This is the hardest ive been since i found out Bruce Willis was actually a ghost in The Sixth Sense!

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me too
I'm wet
I don't think it's from oreo mcflurry. I'll finish until tomorrow morning. because I need to warm my fucking dildo up, it's stone so it's cold. why don't people buy me a silicon dildo but stone!:mad:

https://i.imgur.com/Vy61zK0.jpg

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Originally Posted by Christmas

me too
I'm wet
I don't think it's from oreo mcflurry. I'll finish until tomorrow morning. because I need to warm my fucking dildo up, it's stone so it's cold. why don't people buy me a silicon dildo but stone!:mad:

https://i.imgur.com/Vy61zK0.jpg

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Haha that is quote of the night - warm my fucking dildo up

What do you do? Put it in the microwave?

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Yep. Kinda stating the obvious but I think single guys are more vulnerable ('gullible' may be too harsh) to this - married guys or guys with gfs have their wives/gfs to go back to and canoodle. With endorphins and dopamine running high from most sessions, its a perpetual chase to for the next 'hit' for single punters or to experience it all again, which in turn feels like 'love'.

It sucks when you get caught in it, but it can be argued that it makes you feel alive or have something to work towards.

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Single/married whatever, if you want to feel alive the last place you should go to is a shop. First step is to see a good psychologist. Pm me and I can recommend.
By the way, who here canoodles? I thought that's something you do maybe only on the night of your wedding.
This may sound harsh or maybe I'm too old but I am just like an animal now, I fuck, if I'm stil horny I fuck again and that's it I'm done.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

lecture 2. genital sex : when to tighten your vagina and when to loosen. How to make fake cramps so make customers feel they are special.

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Oh...oh...ok then.:burn:
this makes me sad.
So it was all lies. Like last week, with new girl Fiona.
When I felt her tighten around my cock and that pushed me over the edge.
So all the moans, the cramps, that was all your training, did she just finish lecture 2?
What about the leg shaking orgasms during DATY, is that your training as well?
I don't know anymore

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Originally Posted by Christmas

when my mum said men are simple, I didn't know what does that mean.
after I worked as WL I know men are not only simple but also stupid., soz I'm yours
https://scottasai.files.wordpress.co...ller.gif?w=820

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Dreams Killed.
I was thinking of coming in again this week. I don't know if I feel up to it anymore