Ask Christmas and Babycat

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Originally Posted by Christmas

lecture 2. genital sex : when to tighten your vagina and when to loosen. How to make fake cramps so make customers feel they are special.

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I thought I broke new ground with my favourite WL this week. Looks like I copped lecture 2 and got peed on a little bit.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...YGRy12HNO_LqLw

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Originally Posted by Christmas

lecture 1. oral sex : how to suck like dyson and lick like soft serve. Who to suck who to lick how to find fine distinction.
lecture 2. genital sex : when to tighten your vagina and when to loosen. How to make fake cramps so make customers feel they are special.
lecture 3. after sex manner : business secret
lecture 4. how to make customer come back : business secret
lecture 5. how to groom yourself and sell yourself better

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Wow didn't know most shops have formal training. Do they take notes and how eager do they look? Can you post of some of the lecture material either here or on your blog?

Ask Christmas

What do you think about one true morty?

I'm thinking morty is really smart, at one point morty did something so serious, it forced rick to "end" it and start over in a new dimension.

Old morty survived, and plotted revenge on ricks.

Also, I think the origin story is fake

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

I've got other things in my life that make me "few alive".

.....LSD....

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Reckon a tab would be good for a long booking, like 6 hours?

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Originally Posted by shootermcgavin

Reckon a tab would be good for a long booking, like 6 hours?

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Never tried LSD but had some magic mushrooms back in the late 80's. I think i am still recovering. Could be very scary on the punt!

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Originally Posted by Raybo

Never tried LSD but had some magic mushrooms back in the late 80's. I think i am still recovering. Could be very scary on the punt!

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I've had The Fear before, it's not good I agree.

On the flip side I have a mate who microdoses post gym, pre ML massage, and swears by it.

Although this is a slippery slope. Alright, I'm out. Pre-beer and that's it.

So is anybody roar imagining jerry with glasses And in sexy lecturer outfit and cane in hand... reminds me of lucy lui in Charlie's angels...

Excuse mev while i change my shorts.... oops i think i fell for all the wl.training lies.


Lol

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Sounds about right but as always, ymmv.

Just remember to have something to eat and drink beforehand, and don't have anything planned for 12hrs after.



Haven't experienced it myself, but I've heard some (hilarious and scary) stories from friends about it.

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Hilarious and scary pretty much sums it up. Glad i did it, but never again.

Now are we finally talking about drugs?

https://media.tenor.com/images/6a018...fb6a/tenor.gif

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Originally Posted by cello

Ask Christmas
What do you think about one true morty?
I'm thinking morty is really smart, at one point morty did something so serious, it forced rick to "end" it and start over in a new dimension.
Old morty survived, and plotted revenge n ricks.
Also, I think the origin story is fake

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Hi Obama, I haven't watched it after season1.. it's not my type.
so I don't know what you talking about. sorrying!
I still need to catch up adventure time season 7 and 8 ... no time..

my fav character in adventure time
is magicman

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net...20120723190852
and
muscle princess
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net...20120912023554

Damn. Gif fail......

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Drugs are bad....mmkay?

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uKEB4El9p...gs-are-bad.gif

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Everything in moderation.

https://giphy.com/gifs/kal-penn-qIXi9A5OLqXNm

https://media.giphy.com/media/qIXi9A5OLqXNm/giphy.gif

like this raybo you grand papa

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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like this raybo you grand papa

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Thanks Christmas.

I did the bracket img thing but didnt work?

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Originally Posted by Raybo

Thanks Christmas.

I did the bracket img thing but didnt work?

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Mm because you copied wrong address. You should copy "blah blah blah.gif" and paste it :o

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Pfffft....amateur.

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When are you going to change your name to Pedo Josh Harnett hahaha?

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Mm because you copied wrong address. You should copy "blah blah blah.gif" and paste it :o

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Pfffft....amateur.

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https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/i...sJB8V9M50BJ9Gw

https://giphy.com/gifs/fPzXpJnb0iolW/tile

test1

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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test1

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Did i pass? Don't know if i should post that!

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Originally Posted by BongKong

When are you going to change your name to Pedo Josh Harnett hahaha?

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Dude is a bae......

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Originally Posted by Raybo

Did i pass? Don't know if i should post that!

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haha I was testing my self about other type of picture address.. but yeah failed. :o

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Originally Posted by Christmas

haha I was testing my self about other type of picture address.. but yeah failed. :o

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Now i have mastered posting pictures on here should i correct it! 😁

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

He's got nothing on this guy's eye crinkle:-

https://i.imgur.com/RF4VGX0.gif

:nohomo:

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What movie is this?

Hey Christmas, just curious but how come your looking for jeter? What happened?

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Originally Posted by Mitch2

Hey Christmas, just curious but how come your looking for jeter? What happened?

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Want to have a sexual intercourse

Hey

https://i.imgur.com/Vvu9Bp2.jpg

Thank you! Correcting me ❤️☺️