Yeah agree, you've got to let Weird Al have a crack, takes himself too seriously. Love Dre too. Am an old NWA fan, loved each of the members solo work too, probably most of all Ice Cube though.
On your song, sometimes we just have to be like Run DMC and just walk this way. It sucks, we've all been there, I broke up with a 22 year old Korean girl not long ago, not a worker, just a gorgeous girl who was half my age and could do better than me anyway. It was great while it lasted but sometimes things aren't meant to be.
https://youtu.be/4q9UafsiQ6k
Always loved the lyrics to this.