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I dont think hes against you helping her. Your just a bit of keen c%$t you know what i mean.Quote:
Originally Posted by God Member
You probably mean well you just gotta tone the hard on down a bit.
And Christmas i dont mean this question in a bad way but do you brush your teeth regularly? Six bad teeth is a lot
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Originally Posted by Christmas
Damn I giggled a bit! I didn't want to! what do you mean don't mean LOL you are already so mean! jokes! :oQuote:
Originally Posted by BongKong
yah I try to brush my teeth regularly but more likely flossing often.
I didn't know I better not brush my teeth after eat something but because of my previous job, I couldn't smell kimchi so I brushed my teeth like 10-15 times a day before.
that was way too much... but now I brush my teeth maybe 3-5 times a day (since I smoke :T, it's still too much, according to dentist)
I had 3 teeth took-off recently btw :( gummy job is real
will he resurrect @god father 3?Quote:
Originally Posted by cleetusvandamme
Maybe in GF2.....Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
So you like brush too much. Thats ok then. I thought you might of been rank and only brushing like once a week and thats why they went bad hahaha overbrushing at least sounds cleaner.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
ㅎㅎ also dr said I brush way tooooo strong. it's a katharsis. ... you know when you get someone's sperm in your mouth.. you probably want to brush teeth so many times so strongly.Quote:
Originally Posted by BongKong
well now I know I shouldn't!! learn new things everyday~
me af
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I'm abit behind here... But who's microbro??
I'm pretty sure he meant maxybro. In his haste to be the first to rely to Christmas' next post he made a typo and called me microbro lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Azninvasion85
I think Punterman has the same problem - except it may be his own.Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Ohh lol right right icicQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxybro
It actually clicks as a new nickname for you heheQuote:
Originally Posted by Maxybro
An orgy
An orgasm
An uteritis
I would have said "a uterus" - you ter usQuote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Note the rule is more about the actual sound of the first letter, not the actual letter.
bloody hell
but I can't say
an anal sex
or
an oral sex
because I don't count sex
am i right?
on the other hand,
I could say
"The anal sex we had 10 years ago.... ... blah blah"
am i right?
I went to an anal sex party on the weekend, it was excellent.
I went to the anal sex party on the weekend, it was excellent.
Both of these make sense?
I think the second one only looks good?Quote:
Originally Posted by James_jones
an anal sex sounds ok too actually.., because it's like .... so many anal sex party on the weekend in Sydney I guess... so If you don't want to let listener/ reader know that what exact ANAL SEX PARTY you went, you could... may..... use An anal sex party/??
If you both know of the party, you would use "the" as you would be referring to something that is known to both of you.
If you don't know of the party, and referring to a random event, you would use "an"...here endeth the lesson (for now)
Yep !Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Both are ok, how about this: I am having an anal sex party tonight, do you want to cum ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
Shit I didn't know that lol, we should start a seperate thread for this
Actually, Bong Kong, as I have already said on her blog in response to a similar suggestion, that I’m a supporter of Christmas, but it isn’t from a sexual angle. I’m already well taken care of in that regard, and retired from punting a couple of years ago. (I only ever punted between gfs’ just to keep the machinery working.)Quote:
Originally Posted by BongKong
It is Chelsea’s efforts in writing that most interest me. Few if any of you could pump out 1500 - 2000 biographically entertaining words as she does. If you could you’d be doing it.
She’s got an interesting back story to draw from and she also relates current events. Eg. Her stone dildo saga. She told anecdotes about her failed relationships while she waited for the dildo to heat up. But then it went cold again, so she had time to tell more anecdotes. It had a comic structure and the absurd context is also funny. Her insights into Korean culture (as at the wedding, and family matters) add other layers.
I see how her writing develops its own momentum as she is putting it down. Related ideas she hadn’t thought of when she begins the piece arise in unexpected and relevant connections. You’ll see the same person at work in her gif ideas (as Azninvasion pointed out.) The gifs often aren’t always literal to the topic, but they hit the spot in often unexpected ways. Humour is the oil of communication, and it is a talent more than most people realise.
These are objective facts about Christmas’s work and they have got nil to do with the fact that she is in possession of a vagina and tits. Except as her female experience informs her writing. I understand however it is the quickest explanation that I’m coming solely from a sexual angle in my support of her. I’m male and she’s female right? So that must be the end of the story. But Microbro, for example, is thinking only with his dick here. Which I suppose literally makes him a dickhead. Or in his case, a microdickhead.
Sure, Chelsea is not exactly D H Lawrence, but you’ll agree she has a unique voice. The forum has seen no-one like her and I admit freely to being encouraging of her efforts.
I also admit I’m being selfish in liking Christmas’s english as it is. I find it entertaining. It doesn’t interfere at all with her communication. She thinks it does, but I think it enhances it. But that is my opinion and experience. So Cunninglinguist was right to chide me about that and I’m sorry for attempting to interfere on her course of self-improvement for my own amusement. But guys, don’t you also prefer her saying
“I want a sexual intercourse!” :D :D
I hardly understand many of the english rules being put down here either. :question:
are we getting back to anal topic?
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If you insist! :) what was the question again?Quote:
Originally Posted by Christmas
I think it was something about increasingly sized butt plugs to acclimatise the arsehole to accommodation. :shout:Quote:
Originally Posted by God Member
my question :
I found "payment" function in wordpress, so I can sell some stuff through paypal/wordpress.
I'm going to Japan and Korea this November, so what if I sell some nice condoms(eg. okamoto/sagami) throufh my blog... would you guys buy it ? kekeke
yeah I think it must be cheaper than Amazon/ebay ..
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