Ask Christmas and Babycat

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Originally Posted by Pussyhands

U know here an interesting theory - unproven

Having an average penis on a small guy would look much larger than on a tall/big guy - cuz of proportion =D

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A few months ago when I was in Thailand, myself and a Welsh mate picked up two girls in a bar there and went back to his room for some same room action. He is about 5 foot 6 inches tall and he has a slug that is 9 and a half inches long. His girl refused to fuck him because she was scared of his cock, but she sucked him dry. It was hilarious to see both his girl and mine put both their hands around it and still his knob was poking through.My girl said she was lucky that I was just Mr Average. He has had several girls refuse him before.

Big cock sounds more of a curse ;(

Lucky my penis is average and can fit in anus too ;)

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Originally Posted by Pussyhands

Big cock sounds more of a curse ;(

Lucky my penis is average and can fit in anus too ;)

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Yes...my mate says that it has cost him a lot of great girls because they are scared it will damage them internally. On the plus side, he says lots of girls love to look at it, but really only the fatties want to take it on.

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Originally Posted by Pussyhands

Big cock sounds more of a curse ;(

Lucky my penis is average and can fit in anus too ;)

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You'd be very popular around Oxford St then

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Originally Posted by BongKong

You'd be very popular around Oxford St then

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Nothing like a 1980's gay joke 🙄

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Originally Posted by kingwally

Yes...my mate says that it has cost him a lot of great girls because they are scared it will damage them internally. On the plus side, he says lots of girls love to look at it, but really only the fatties want to take it on.

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haha I'm nowhere near as big as your mate but have run into similar issues.
When I was in thailand I was in a gogo bar, and half the girls including staff came over to feel my dick through my shorts. While it was a lot of hot girls it was also the older staff including some fairly butch older women but I was drunk so yeah :/
I only had one girl have issues with my size in Thailand though. When punting in Aus it can be an issue with some smaller girls but yeah not even close to what your mate goes through rofl.

generally speaking

big nose
big feet
tall

means big dick

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Originally Posted by cleetusvandamme

Nothing like a 1980's gay joke 🙄

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I'd say its still relevant now unless in the past week the gay community there has relocated.

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Originally Posted by Christmas

generally speaking

big nose
big feet
tall

means big dick

https://media.giphy.com/media/hyh1SNqp2U4I8/giphy.gif

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Need to be more scientific, girl, lol.
According to science, it's all in the fingers. They say that having an index finger that is shorter than the ring finger means having a bigger penis. The bigger the difference, the bigger it is. The explanation is that the index finger length tells you how much female hormone the man was exposed to before being born.

Less female hormone = shorter index finger = bigger penis.

Here's an article about this if you're interested:
http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/0...f-his-fingers/

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Need to be more scientific, girl, lol.
According to science, it's all in the fingers. They say that having an index finger that is shorter than the ring finger means having a bigger penis. The bigger the difference, the bigger it is. The explanation is that the index finger length tells you how much female hormone the man was exposed to before being born.

Less female hormone = shorter index finger = bigger penis.

Here's an article about this if you're interested:
http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/0...f-his-fingers/

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Holy sh*t, my index finger very short. That's why I couldn't reach the G Spot when I fingering the girl.

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Originally Posted by BongKong

I'd say its still relevant now unless in the past week the gay community there has relocated.

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More the childish instinct of bringing up Oxford St at the mention of anal.
Not really funny anymore though is it?

Q: What do you do if you drop your wallet on Oxford St?
A: Kick it to George St.

Hilarious!

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Originally Posted by GoldfishMan

Need to be more scientific, girl, lol.
According to science, it's all in the fingers. They say that having an index finger that is shorter than the ring finger means having a bigger penis. The bigger the difference, the bigger it is. The explanation is that the index finger length tells you how much female hormone the man was exposed to before being born.

Less female hormone = shorter index finger = bigger penis.

Here's an article about this if you're interested:
http://healthland.time.com/2011/07/0...f-his-fingers/

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dang my index finger is only 7 cm.

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Originally Posted by phoenix555

Holy sh*t, my index finger very short. That's why I couldn't reach the G Spot when I fingering the girl.

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WHAT
you don't fingering with your index finger, you do with fuck-you finger.
https://media.giphy.com/media/I7p8K5EY9w9dC/giphy.gif
like this

Maybe we can ask Harry, how long is your index finger?

Just big nose and feet for me, my index finger is normal.

That article is alluding to the index/ring finger ratios, not the measured length of guys fingers correlating with anything:

The ratio of the length of a man’s index finger to that of his ring finger may seem like a strange thing to measure,

ie the length of your ring or index finger alone is quite irrelevant.

A researcher measured the patients’ penile length — flaccid and stretched — just after they went under anesthesia for their operations. A different researcher measured the men’s finger lengths, in order to prevent knowledge of one measurement unconsciously affecting the other.

They data suggested that those with a lower ratio, whose index finger (or second finger, 2D) was shorter than the ring finger (or fourth finger, 4D), had a longer stretched penis length, which is well correlated with erect size.

It is interesting that the correlation is between finger ratio and stretched flaccid length when they also measured erect size. If it was solid marker one would think that finger ratio and erect size would be front and center.

But no, finger ratio correlates to flaccid stretched length which is then correlated with erect size?

/geek

Wonder if there are any studies on vaginal length

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Originally Posted by phoenix555

Holy sh*t, my index finger very short. That's why I couldn't reach the G Spot when I fingering the girl.

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The ratio of the length of a man’s index finger to that of his ring finger may seem like a strange thing to measure,
ie the length of your ring or index finger alone is quite irrelevant.
A researcher measured the patients’ penile length — flaccid and stretched — just after they went under anesthesia for their operations. A different researcher measured the men’s finger lengths, in order to prevent knowledge of one measurement unconsciously affecting the other.
They data suggested that those with a lower ratio, whose index finger (or second finger, 2D) was shorter than the ring finger (or fourth finger, 4D), had a longer stretched penis length, which is well correlated with erect size.
It is interesting that the correlation is between finger ratio and stretched flaccid length when they also measured erect size. If it was solid marker one would think that finger ratio and erect size would be front and center.
But no, finger ratio correlates to flaccid stretched length which is then correlated with erect size?
/geek

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Originally Posted by vitamin

Wonder if there are any studies on vaginal length

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Didn't you think it's all about ratio? the taller your body the longer pussy hole to cervix tip

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Uh...bruh, try using your middle finger instead. Usually it's the middle finger which is why ��= "up yours...."
Homer having a threesome or fingering two people?

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mm.. .. left romi right jerry
I chose right because you're right handed. (unsure)

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Originally Posted by cleetusvandamme

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appropriate gif

http://i.imgur.com/aadvsLk.jpg

happy Chinese Valentine’s Day

These GIF are brilliant. Always makes me laugh

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Didn't you think it's all about ratio? the taller your body the longer pussy hole to cervix tip

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I reckon it's the length of the torso. I've had girls with long legs and shorter torsos, they're tall, but it was easy to reach the cervix. The reaction I get when I hit their cervix is insanely hot!
Best position to achieve it is scissors, or any variation of it.