Ask Christmas and Babycat

We're still waiting for your pimping debut.

Just recently bought about 5 boxes of 0.02 on my recent trip to korea, looking to stock more. I'll buy em off you~

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Originally Posted by 6sixty9nine

Either a anal sex or an anal sex doesn't make sense in English as the word anal is part of a compound adjective and not being used as a noun.

The a/an rule applies to nouns and is omitted for an adjective.

An anal sex would be like saying "I am having a fun".

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So much for the westie image now :)

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Originally Posted by God Member

Actually, Bong Kong, as I have already said on her blog in response to a similar suggestion, that I’m a supporter of Christmas, but it isn’t from a sexual angle. I’m already well taken care of in that regard, and retired from punting a couple of years ago. (I only ever punted between gfs’ just to keep the machinery working.)

It is Chelsea’s efforts in writing that most interest me. Few if any of you could pump out 1500 - 2000 biographically entertaining words as she does. If you could you’d be doing it.

She’s got an interesting back story to draw from and she also relates current events. Eg. Her stone dildo saga. She told anecdotes about her failed relationships while she waited for the dildo to heat up. But then it went cold again, so she had time to tell more anecdotes. It had a comic structure and the absurd context is also funny. Her insights into Korean culture (as at the wedding, and family matters) add other layers.

I see how her writing develops its own momentum as she is putting it down. Related ideas she hadn’t thought of when she begins the piece arise in unexpected and relevant connections. You’ll see the same person at work in her gif ideas (as Azninvasion pointed out.) The gifs often aren’t always literal to the topic, but they hit the spot in often unexpected ways. Humour is the oil of communication, and it is a talent more than most people realise.

These are objective facts about Christmas’s work and they have got nil to do with the fact that she is in possession of a vagina and tits. Except as her female experience informs her writing. I understand however it is the quickest explanation that I’m coming solely from a sexual angle in my support of her. I’m male and she’s female right? So that must be the end of the story. But Microbro, for example, is thinking only with his dick here. Which I suppose literally makes him a dickhead. Or in his case, a microdickhead.

Sure, Chelsea is not exactly D H Lawrence, but you’ll agree she has a unique voice. The forum has seen no-one like her and I admit freely to being encouraging of her efforts.

I also admit I’m being selfish in liking Christmas’s english as it is. I find it entertaining. It doesn’t interfere at all with her communication. She thinks it does, but I think it enhances it. But that is my opinion and experience. So Cunninglinguist was right to chide me about that and I’m sorry for attempting to interfere on her course of self-improvement for my own amusement. But guys, don’t you also prefer her saying

“I want a sexual intercourse!” :D :D

I hardly understand many of the english rules being put down here either. :question:

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Where did microbro name come from?

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Originally Posted by Christmas

my question :

I found "payment" function in wordpress, so I can sell some stuff through paypal/wordpress.
I'm going to Japan and Korea this November, so what if I sell some nice condoms(eg. okamoto/sagami) throufh my blog... would you guys buy it ? kekeke
yeah I think it must be cheaper than Amazon/ebay ..


https://i.imgur.com/zsG7M10.png

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Can you sell Romi?

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Originally Posted by phoenix555

Can you sell Romi?

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I'll auction it!

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Originally Posted by Christmas

I'll auction it!

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Or her used panty... The golden shower kinda. I want feel like a rich covfefe for once

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Originally Posted by beta101

Or her used panty... The golden shower kinda. I want feel like a rich covfefe for once

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I'll give you mine for free give me your secret

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Originally Posted by Christmas

my question :

I found "payment" function in wordpress, so I can sell some stuff through paypal/wordpress.
I'm going to Japan and Korea this November, so what if I sell some nice condoms(eg. okamoto/sagami) throufh my blog... would you guys buy it ? kekeke
yeah I think it must be cheaper than Amazon/ebay ..


https://i.imgur.com/zsG7M10.png

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I would be keen to buy okamoto and sagami condoms from you. I would save on shipping by picking them up from you at N5M so I wouldn't mind if you made a bit more of a profit from it as well. Although, if you end up selling a bucket load, I don't know if you want to be flying all those sales back here with your luggage.

Airport security are going to think you're running your own safe sex clinic.

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Originally Posted by God Member

Actually, Bong Kong, as I have already said on her blog in response to a similar suggestion, that I’m a supporter of Christmas, but it isn’t from a sexual angle. I’m already well taken care of in that regard, and retired from punting a couple of years ago. (I only ever punted between gfs’ just to keep the machinery working.)

It is Chelsea’s efforts in writing that most interest me. Few if any of you could pump out 1500 - 2000 biographically entertaining words as she does. If you could you’d be doing it.

She’s got an interesting back story to draw from and she also relates current events. Eg. Her stone dildo saga. She told anecdotes about her failed relationships while she waited for the dildo to heat up. But then it went cold again, so she had time to tell more anecdotes. It had a comic structure and the absurd context is also funny. Her insights into Korean culture (as at the wedding, and family matters) add other layers.

I see how her writing develops its own momentum as she is putting it down. Related ideas she hadn’t thought of when she begins the piece arise in unexpected and relevant connections. You’ll see the same person at work in her gif ideas (as Azninvasion pointed out.) The gifs often aren’t always literal to the topic, but they hit the spot in often unexpected ways. Humour is the oil of communication, and it is a talent more than most people realise.

These are objective facts about Christmas’s work and they have got nil to do with the fact that she is in possession of a vagina and tits. Except as her female experience informs her writing. I understand however it is the quickest explanation that I’m coming solely from a sexual angle in my support of her. I’m male and she’s female right? So that must be the end of the story. But Microbro, for example, is thinking only with his dick here. Which I suppose literally makes him a dickhead. Or in his case, a microdickhead.

Sure, Chelsea is not exactly D H Lawrence, but you’ll agree she has a unique voice. The forum has seen no-one like her and I admit freely to being encouraging of her efforts.

I also admit I’m being selfish in liking Christmas’s english as it is. I find it entertaining. It doesn’t interfere at all with her communication. She thinks it does, but I think it enhances it. But that is my opinion and experience. So Cunninglinguist was right to chide me about that and I’m sorry for attempting to interfere on her course of self-improvement for my own amusement. But guys, don’t you also prefer her saying

“I want a sexual intercourse!” :D :D

I hardly understand many of the english rules being put down here either. :question:

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Originally Posted by Mitch2

Just recently bought about 5 boxes of 0.02 on my recent trip to korea, looking to stock more. I'll buy em off you~

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How many more boxes do you need? Bro you know you don't have to wear a condom when you wank right?

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Originally Posted by God Member

Actually, Bong Kong, as I have already said on her blog in response to a similar suggestion, that I’m a supporter of Christmas, but it isn’t from a sexual angle. I’m already well taken care of in that regard, and retired from punting a couple of years ago. (I only ever punted between gfs’ just to keep the machinery working.)

It is Chelsea’s efforts in writing that most interest me. Few if any of you could pump out 1500 - 2000 biographically entertaining words as she does. If you could you’d be doing it.

She’s got an interesting back story to draw from and she also relates current events. Eg. Her stone dildo saga. She told anecdotes about her failed relationships while she waited for the dildo to heat up. But then it went cold again, so she had time to tell more anecdotes. It had a comic structure and the absurd context is also funny. Her insights into Korean culture (as at the wedding, and family matters) add other layers.

I see how her writing develops its own momentum as she is putting it down. Related ideas she hadn’t thought of when she begins the piece arise in unexpected and relevant connections. You’ll see the same person at work in her gif ideas (as Azninvasion pointed out.) The gifs often aren’t always literal to the topic, but they hit the spot in often unexpected ways. Humour is the oil of communication, and it is a talent more than most people realise.

These are objective facts about Christmas’s work and they have got nil to do with the fact that she is in possession of a vagina and tits. Except as her female experience informs her writing. I understand however it is the quickest explanation that I’m coming solely from a sexual angle in my support of her. I’m male and she’s female right? So that must be the end of the story. But Microbro, for example, is thinking only with his dick here. Which I suppose literally makes him a dickhead. Or in his case, a microdickhead.

Sure, Chelsea is not exactly D H Lawrence, but you’ll agree she has a unique voice. The forum has seen no-one like her and I admit freely to being encouraging of her efforts.

I also admit I’m being selfish in liking Christmas’s english as it is. I find it entertaining. It doesn’t interfere at all with her communication. She thinks it does, but I think it enhances it. But that is my opinion and experience. So Cunninglinguist was right to chide me about that and I’m sorry for attempting to interfere on her course of self-improvement for my own amusement. But guys, don’t you also prefer her saying

“I want a sexual intercourse!” :D :D

I hardly understand many of the english rules being put down here either. :question:

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GM, well said and please carry on !

I also think that it's so refreshing and entertaining to have Jerry / Christmas / Chelsea among us and share her unique insights and comments from an ex WL, current receptionist, blogger, and Korean In girl's point of view. Her value to this forum - priceless. And the good thing is, she has a good sense of humour and more than capable of holding her own.

Respects sister , Likes, plenty !

Cheeers

How do I get onto the bandwagon and have a "Ask Bella" thread too?:miao:

Sorry to hijack this sisters!

xoxo Bella

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Originally Posted by bella812

How do I get onto the bandwagon and have a "Ask Bella" thread too?:miao:

Sorry to hijack this sisters!

xoxo Bella

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I guess you could answer the questions that are asked by punters as well. The more the merrier!

Can someone please post a gif of a person vomiting.

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Originally Posted by bella812

How do I get onto the bandwagon and have a "Ask Bella" thread too?:miao:
Sorry to hijack this sisters!

xoxo Bella

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Hi xoxo, are you pussy or dick? can I meet you if I visit your shop?
because I want to see someone who keep saying xoxo
kthxbai xmas

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Originally Posted by Maxybro

Can someone please post a gif of a person vomiting.

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http://0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.co...2823aa4da2.gif

and also question for xoxo

have you worked before?
and now working as mamasan?
or are you boss?
how's working in city feels like?
haymarket means a lots of chinese customers?
when was your last sex?
did you cum?
Are you korean?

you can skip it if you don't want to answer it. but just one thing
can I visit you tonight?

*what time your shop close?

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Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR

GM, well said and please carry on !

I also think that it's so refreshing and entertaining to have Jerry / Christmas / Chelsea among us and share her unique insights and comments from an ex WL, current receptionist, blogger, and Korean In girl's point of view. Her value to this forum - priceless. And the good thing is, she has a good sense of humour and more than capable of holding her own.

Respects sister , Likes, plenty !

Cheeers

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San que uncle!! But you don't want to see Abva? Her boobs are like same size of my head

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Originally Posted by Christmas

and also question for xoxo

have you worked before?
Sure I have worked before.

and now working as mamasan?
Yes I am now working as mamasan.

or are you boss?
I can only be as bossy as the masseurs allow me to be.

how's working in city feels like?
Working in the city feels like any other cities.

haymarket means a lots of chinese customers?
demographically Haymarket has a lot of chinese therefore alot of potential chinese customers.


when was your last sex?
That depends on what kind of sex and I can respond to you accordingly.

did you cum?
By cum, did you mean orgasm or literately cumming?

Are you korean?
Nope I am not korean.

you can skip it if you don't want to answer it. but just one thing
can I visit you tonight?
Yes you can certainly visit me tonight.

*what time your shop close?

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We usually take our last booking at 9pm.

Nice.. i'll head to city as soon as I finish my work done
You want icecream? Or milk tea
Or coffee

and I also highly recommend you to add your signature, wechat ID/Phone number etc
I don't know how do I contact you in person?
do girls do normal massage as well?
(if so, Xmas is looking for a massage gang. anyone who wants join, let me know)

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Entourage assemble!

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yahhhh like this

https://typeset-beta.imgix.net/rehos...7d11fd1362.jpg

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Nice.. i'll head to city as soon as I finish my work done
You want icecream? Or milk tea
Or coffee

and I also highly recommend you to add your signature, wechat ID/Phone number etc
I don't know how do I contact you in person?
do girls do normal massage as well?
(if so, Xmas is looking for a massage gang. anyone who wants join, let me know)

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Hi Christmas,

Not sure if you are passive aggressive or you are just chatting. :miao:

My details are on my shop roster page. And you are serious about showing up then let me know. Ours is a massage shop of cos the girls do normal massage. If you or Xmas are looking for excellent massage I have two very competent masseurs on today. Do you want to make a booking?

My shop details are as below:

Bella Massage
Level 1 of 812B George Street, Haymarket
Mobile No.: 0481 159 404
WeChat Id: Bella_Massage812

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Originally Posted by bella812

Hi Christmas,

Not sure if you are passive aggressive or you are just chatting. :miao:

My details are on my shop roster page. And you are serious about showing up then let me know. Ours is a massage shop of cos the girls do normal massage. If you or Xmas are looking for excellent massage I have two very competent masseurs on today. Do you want to make a booking?

My shop details are as below:

Bella Massage
Level 1 of 812B George Street, Haymarket
Mobile No.: 0481 159 404
WeChat Id: Bella_Massage812

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what do you mean by 'passive aggressive'
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...aRy32GEE-AbExA
anyway I booked @7pm with 'elsa'
so see you !!!

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Originally Posted by Christmas

what do you mean by 'passive aggressive'
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...aRy32GEE-AbExA
anyway I booked @7pm with 'elsa'
so see you !!!

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Woohoo!:) See you soon. My receptionist told me about a girl booking.