Vitality 99 Chatswood Update

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Originally Posted by Mark.jacob

Haha mate, proceed with caution ; last time I tried the “new roster” I left with a happy ending so intense my spine filed for divorce and my wallet spontaneously combusted.
Marisa’s got hands blessed by angels or possibly demons who did advanced physiotherapy in hell. Willow? She does that pretzel yoga massage where your body ends up in positions the Kama Sutra calls “ambitious.” And Hanna? Bro, the rumours say she doesn’t just finish you,she gives you a happy overtime, sequel, and director’s cut with bonus deleted scenes.
Book all three at once and you won’t walk out; you’ll levitate out, glowing like you just met God, Buddha, and your ex’s therapist in the same room.
Update us from the afterlife (or the physio clinic). ����

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Thanks for all of this. How do they look?

Anyone tried Lydia apparently she’s in her 30s so on the younger side at this shop

I’ve tried willow which I was told is in her 40s which is probably accurate I’ll say early 40s max she’s on the more attractive side here average build but hj was so dull

so keen to see any feedback on Lydia who’s even younger

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Originally Posted by flyingfish

Anyone tried Lydia apparently she’s in her 30s so on the younger side at this shop

I’ve tried willow which I was told is in her 40s which is probably accurate I’ll say early 40s max she’s on the more attractive side here average build but hj was so dull

so keen to see any feedback on Lydia who’s even younger

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Whoa, it’s must be Leah not Lydia! She’s not 30, she’s gracefully touching 50 at this point 😛
Never heard of Lydia ; unless she just popped out of a time capsule and started yesterday

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Originally Posted by putsputs

Thanks for all of this. How do they look?

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I donÂ’t know what they look like,I donÂ’t know!
I walked in as a grown man with goals and dreams and I left crawling like a newborn deer trying to find his car keys 😛

Tried Willow. Very dull HJ. Also she can’t speak a word of English. Wouldn’t see her again. Meanwhile if you want a legit massage Tina is good

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Originally Posted by Mark.jacob

Whoa, it’s must be Leah not Lydia! She’s not 30, she’s gracefully touching 50 at this point 😛
Never heard of Lydia ; unless she just popped out of a time capsule and started yesterday

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There’s definitely a Lydia she was on yesterday and Fridays but if you want to be a condescending prick you do you

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Originally Posted by flyingfish

There’s definitely a Lydia she was on yesterday and Fridays but if you want to be a condescending prick you do you

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I bet you are her pimp … calm down we will give your mom a chance and will give her a tip too … happy ???

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Originally Posted by Mark.jacob

I bet you are her pimp … calm down we will give your mom a chance and will give her a tip too … happy ???

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Haha just going to laugh at this you’re just a pathetic troll that have nothing better to do but put together weird fake posts and throw insults, good day to you

Hannah is an interesting one. Slim. late 40s I'm guessing with a lovely demeanour about her. Safe to say she is not professionally trained. There seems to be quite a few of these appearing here.

Lots of TT and sliding her hand up and down my boner. Technically, can't call it a HJ but she got the job done.

I recommend her for being a genuine and nice person with a unique style of hand relief

Yup she has to be in her 40s. I'd guess Cici is the only one who isn't.