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07-09-2017, 12:44 AM
CunningLinguist

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Originally Posted by BongKong

I think it would change dependent on the customer.

Brothelcreeper nuber 4 would be "f*ck off or i call the police"

Haha

Or "Don't come back you are banned"
07-09-2017, 12:49 AM
CunningLinguist

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Hi~
yes. when I worked so many times, because all the onnis(Seniors) recommended to me. they said I'd get more customers if I have bigger boobs.
I'm such a person who's easily convinced by what people saying so I was like oh.. yeah? but nah.. not that much money I can afford it either If , If i have money right.. enough money
I'd do nose job not boobs job. I got derma filler on my nose bridge(?) where you put your glasses on like early of this year and I feel like it's gone already :(
and also I.. I always think I'm lucky whenever I see huge boobs at gym... It's convenient and portable actually, and you no need to buy a bra because you don't wear most of the time.

small tits
more pros than
cons..

PS
https://i.imgur.com/a4SNbDI.jpg

I find that WLs with small tits really appreciate it when you spend time licking and sucking them. From how you were talking before I thought they were smaller but I can see from the photo that there is something to grab hold of, looks nice and you look fit and slim (how do you stay so slim when you eat so much cake:)), and yes very practical for a sporty girl! And yes natural is always best!

Right maybe I am pushing my luck now but I would really love to see an ass shot :)
07-09-2017, 01:02 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongKong

Can we get an AR afterwards?

Okayyyy i just finished gym, go home shower, masterbate and will upload AR @my blog :o
07-09-2017, 01:16 AM
BongKong

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Originally Posted by Christmas

Okayyyy i just finished gym, go home shower, masterbate and will upload AR @my blog :o

Cool sounds like a plan.

Once you are done and written it i will fap while i read your AR and then do my own kne about that.
07-09-2017, 01:50 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongKong

Cool sounds like a plan.

Once you are done and written it i will fap while i read your AR and then do my own kne about that.

Cool and i'll put my finger in while i'm reading your review of my review
Duck
How exciting
07-09-2017, 01:55 AM
BongKong

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

Cool and i'll put my finger in while i'm reading your review of my review
Duck
How exciting

Wow im getting a little excited.

This is the hardest ive been since i found out Bruce Willis was actually a ghost in The Sixth Sense!
07-09-2017, 02:03 AM
Christmas

Quote:

Originally Posted by BongKong

Wow im getting a little excited.

This is the hardest ive been since i found out Bruce Willis was actually a ghost in The Sixth Sense!

me too
I'm wet
I don't think it's from oreo mcflurry. I'll finish until tomorrow morning. because I need to warm my fucking dildo up, it's stone so it's cold. why don't people buy me a silicon dildo but stone!:mad:

https://i.imgur.com/Vy61zK0.jpg
07-09-2017, 02:08 AM
BongKong

Quote:

Originally Posted by Christmas

me too
I'm wet
I don't think it's from oreo mcflurry. I'll finish until tomorrow morning. because I need to warm my fucking dildo up, it's stone so it's cold. why don't people buy me a silicon dildo but stone!:mad:

https://i.imgur.com/Vy61zK0.jpg

Haha that is quote of the night - warm my fucking dildo up

What do you do? Put it in the microwave?
07-09-2017, 02:30 AM
Maxybro

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Yep. Kinda stating the obvious but I think single guys are more vulnerable ('gullible' may be too harsh) to this - married guys or guys with gfs have their wives/gfs to go back to and canoodle. With endorphins and dopamine running high from most sessions, its a perpetual chase to for the next 'hit' for single punters or to experience it all again, which in turn feels like 'love'.

It sucks when you get caught in it, but it can be argued that it makes you feel alive or have something to work towards.

Single/married whatever, if you want to feel alive the last place you should go to is a shop. First step is to see a good psychologist. Pm me and I can recommend.
By the way, who here canoodles? I thought that's something you do maybe only on the night of your wedding.
This may sound harsh or maybe I'm too old but I am just like an animal now, I fuck, if I'm stil horny I fuck again and that's it I'm done.
07-09-2017, 05:25 AM
G$$

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Originally Posted by Christmas

lecture 2. genital sex : when to tighten your vagina and when to loosen. How to make fake cramps so make customers feel they are special.

Oh...oh...ok then.:burn:
this makes me sad.
So it was all lies. Like last week, with new girl Fiona.
When I felt her tighten around my cock and that pushed me over the edge.
So all the moans, the cramps, that was all your training, did she just finish lecture 2?
What about the leg shaking orgasms during DATY, is that your training as well?
I don't know anymore

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Originally Posted by Christmas

when my mum said men are simple, I didn't know what does that mean.
after I worked as WL I know men are not only simple but also stupid., soz I'm yours
https://scottasai.files.wordpress.co...ller.gif?w=820

Dreams Killed.
I was thinking of coming in again this week. I don't know if I feel up to it anymore
07-09-2017, 07:16 AM
shootermcgavin

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Originally Posted by Christmas

lecture 2. genital sex : when to tighten your vagina and when to loosen. How to make fake cramps so make customers feel they are special.

I thought I broke new ground with my favourite WL this week. Looks like I copped lecture 2 and got peed on a little bit.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...YGRy12HNO_LqLw
07-09-2017, 08:03 AM
Longan

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Originally Posted by Christmas

lecture 1. oral sex : how to suck like dyson and lick like soft serve. Who to suck who to lick how to find fine distinction.
lecture 2. genital sex : when to tighten your vagina and when to loosen. How to make fake cramps so make customers feel they are special.
lecture 3. after sex manner : business secret
lecture 4. how to make customer come back : business secret
lecture 5. how to groom yourself and sell yourself better

Wow didn't know most shops have formal training. Do they take notes and how eager do they look? Can you post of some of the lecture material either here or on your blog?
07-09-2017, 08:54 AM
cello

Ask Christmas

What do you think about one true morty?

I'm thinking morty is really smart, at one point morty did something so serious, it forced rick to "end" it and start over in a new dimension.

Old morty survived, and plotted revenge on ricks.

Also, I think the origin story is fake
07-09-2017, 09:25 AM
shootermcgavin

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

I've got other things in my life that make me "few alive".

.....LSD....

Reckon a tab would be good for a long booking, like 6 hours?
07-09-2017, 09:30 AM
Raybo

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Originally Posted by shootermcgavin

Reckon a tab would be good for a long booking, like 6 hours?

Never tried LSD but had some magic mushrooms back in the late 80's. I think i am still recovering. Could be very scary on the punt!
07-09-2017, 10:00 AM
shootermcgavin

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Originally Posted by Raybo

Never tried LSD but had some magic mushrooms back in the late 80's. I think i am still recovering. Could be very scary on the punt!

I've had The Fear before, it's not good I agree.

On the flip side I have a mate who microdoses post gym, pre ML massage, and swears by it.

Although this is a slippery slope. Alright, I'm out. Pre-beer and that's it.
07-09-2017, 10:01 AM
x11

So is anybody roar imagining jerry with glasses And in sexy lecturer outfit and cane in hand... reminds me of lucy lui in Charlie's angels...

Excuse mev while i change my shorts.... oops i think i fell for all the wl.training lies.

Lol
07-09-2017, 10:10 AM
Raybo

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Originally Posted by targajajouka

Sounds about right but as always, ymmv.

Just remember to have something to eat and drink beforehand, and don't have anything planned for 12hrs after.

Haven't experienced it myself, but I've heard some (hilarious and scary) stories from friends about it.

Hilarious and scary pretty much sums it up. Glad i did it, but never again.
07-09-2017, 11:46 AM
Christmas

Now are we finally talking about drugs?

https://media.tenor.com/images/6a018...fb6a/tenor.gif

Quote:

Originally Posted by cello

Ask Christmas
What do you think about one true morty?
I'm thinking morty is really smart, at one point morty did something so serious, it forced rick to "end" it and start over in a new dimension.
Old morty survived, and plotted revenge n ricks.
Also, I think the origin story is fake

Hi Obama, I haven't watched it after season1.. it's not my type.
so I don't know what you talking about. sorrying!
I still need to catch up adventure time season 7 and 8 ... no time..

my fav character in adventure time
is magicman

https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net...20120723190852
and
muscle princess
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net...20120912023554
07-09-2017, 02:02 PM
Raybo

Damn. Gif fail......

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