Lmfaooooo the mental gymnastics you just performed deserve a 10/10
Maybe if I get drunk enough this weekend I’ll make some poor choices and send you something
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Ok - I like older men with a functioning brain pan - white hair and blue eyes will have my knickers off real quick !!
I’m buying a Mustang this year and can think of nothing better than being banged against every part of it
I masturbate morning and night, multiple times because i can’t get enough.
I have a few FWB arrangements and a contract with a gent for extra spicy times - my views are women should serve their men sexually in every way
I love anal and cum the hardest in all 4 being driven hard
I’m an intelligent mouthy woman, enjoy art and sending dirty messages to keep my FWB’s hard - I love the thought of them trying to contain an erection while working.
My fav colour is Teal and I enjoy walks along the beach and snuggling….and the crack heads that hang around near your knock shop and the vet and the GP clinic fear me which is why you don’t see any when you visit lol
Oh and if you go to the drags at Willowbank you’ve probably walked past me ;)
…… yeah there ya go sweet cheeks ;)
I meet all requirements of your first sentence - except for the blue eyes and I did have a functioning brain until I read your post. Then I suffered a big blood drain from my brain as it flooded to another part of me. :O
Other than the drags, you’ve got me hooked! 😜
It’s cold as fuck here in Ipswich ladies - make sure you wrap those balls well, they’re blue enough, none of you to add frost bite to the list!
So how was it? Was business still brisk with such a brisk start to the day?
No - it was soooo quiet so if you want that full fuck than Tuesday is best for now. Monday was crazy! She must have has RSI with all the cocks she had to tug!
The person who messaged me here, I can’t reply…. Your box is full! Literally and figuratively I guess ;)