What is your Greatest Alibi to your Wife/Partner when you got caught Punting?

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Originally Posted by bung72

I've never read an AR... in fact just looked at the forum for the first time - not really my scene. I just come here to chew the fat and shoot the breeze with like minded dudes.... in any case, I'm not in Sydney.... :)

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That's perfectly fine! People visit online forums and communities for various reasons, and it's entirely up to you how you choose to engage with them. It's great to hear that you're here to have casual conversations and connect with others who share your interests.

This thread is interesting lol hmmmmm

You don't give me rim jobs so i have to go somewhere else to get my ass cleaned
And she said fair enough
I would never lick your shit hole you piece of shit

Dementia - one of the few benefits of being old.

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Originally Posted by bung72

Years ago I had a little 'fling' with another married woman.... she came to my place while the wife was working one night. Beforehand I actually took photos of the spare room, so I could reassemble the joint afterwards. We drank some of a bottle of wine - the leftovers were thrown away and only one of the glasses was washed and put away. I did a forensic search of the place for a misplaced scrunchie or some other bloody artefact afterwards. I even noticed her small wet footprints on the bathroom mat after we had a shower.... its the little things that kill us gents.... although leaving two wine glasses out would be a real rookie error! :)

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Real detective level stuff.. :cool2:

Practice Poker Face hehehehe

Overtime at work - get your officemates to be on the same page as you. so if any wifey investigation happens, you're all have the same answer. keep it consistent

Only punt when mrs is at work or interstate and never been got caught or suspected even once in the last 25 years with her but i have been punting for almost 33 years.

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Originally Posted by uplatelately

I agree, cash and cash only, although using card for almost everything else these days it becomes a worry to justify too many cash withdrawals. Cash out on fuel is a good option but only $50 each time.

My closest call was after a DFK session with a 19 yo regular I came home with her perfume smell all over my neck. I got home to find the wife back from work early, I was desperate to get into the shower but keep my distance from the missus. For some reason I picked the cat up and gave him a cuddle right upto my face - maybe i wanted more pussy idk - anyway made it to the shower sidestepping the wife and am scrubbing my sins away when she says to the cat - buddy you smell funny, have you been cheating on me. I fucking died.

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Tell them no perfume, often they use cheap shit that reeks.

Gym is one i use especially useful because you can say you left your phone in the locker for a hour...

otherwise if i have to do errands ill do them during my lunch breaks but tell my partner ill get them done after work one day that usually buys u a extra hour or two

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Originally Posted by bung72

Years ago I had a little 'fling' with another married woman.... she came to my place while the wife was working one night. Beforehand I actually took photos of the spare room, so I could reassemble the joint afterwards. We drank some of a bottle of wine - the leftovers were thrown away and only one of the glasses was washed and put away. I did a forensic search of the place for a misplaced scrunchie or some other bloody artefact afterwards. I even noticed her small wet footprints on the bathroom mat after we had a shower.... its the little things that kill us gents.... although leaving two wine glasses out would be a real rookie error! :)

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Love your forensic work bro! Though you forgot to mention one important element.....female hair
The shit can be almost invisible to the naked eye, use a garden blower or hi pressure suction vacuum to get rid of the evidence

Haha, took photos of rooms and stuff to reassemble later too. Fkn sketchy af. Thats toooo high risk just for a root. Then I learnt 'dont shit where you eat'. I just went to massage shops after the stress got too much. Easier, cheaper, better value. Clean and tidy.

Near the end of my starter marriage, we got asian homestays for extra cash. That ok until the +18yr old jap and kr girls arrived...their #1 objective when they secure a family to stay with is seduce the homestay dad..fkn little whores are cunning and dripping wet.

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Originally Posted by 90512

Near the end of my starter marriage, we got asian homestays for extra cash. That ok until the +18yr old jap and kr girls arrived...their #1 objective when they secure a family to stay with is seduce the homestay dad..fkn little whores are cunning and dripping wet.

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Taught them English huh? How to moan when homestay daddy's giant unsheathed knob penetrates their virgin bald pussy flaps!

Just listen to it wasn't me by Rick Rock and shaggy

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Originally Posted by 90512

Near the end of my starter marriage, we got asian homestays for extra cash. That ok until the +18yr old jap and kr girls arrived...their #1 objective when they secure a family to stay with is seduce the homestay dad..fkn little whores are cunning and dripping wet.

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Did you used to write for penthouse forum?

She was no virgin lol

Im a good writer...stories are fact.

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Originally Posted by bung72

Years ago I had a little 'fling' with another married woman.... she came to my place while the wife was working one night. Beforehand I actually took photos of the spare room, so I could reassemble the joint afterwards. We drank some of a bottle of wine - the leftovers were thrown away and only one of the glasses was washed and put away. I did a forensic search of the place for a misplaced scrunchie or some other bloody artefact afterwards. I even noticed her small wet footprints on the bathroom mat after we had a shower.... its the little things that kill us gents.... although leaving two wine glasses out would be a real rookie error! :)

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Jesus Christ... this is red hot AF. Don't shit where you eat boss.