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Sorry for the intrusion
I think this thread should be renamed to:
"AHLUNGOR's secret signs for a Sydney RnT"
Sorry for the intrusion
this thread should be put out of its misery.
AHLUNGOR we never see most of those signs here. They must be really secret. ... and the most useful threads here are not the ones with the biggest number of replies anyway. It's interesting to read to a point but we might as well be reading about punting in Singapore or Thailand.
Enough is enough ok? :cool2:
Sorry again for the intrusion !!
I have taken off every signs I have posted here, so it is now back to "YOUR BRISBANE" signs exclusive, no harm done right!
It's been fun though.
And thanks to the few brothers who have supported me and your kind encouragements, you know who you are, see you around.
Cheers
:smile:
142. The girl asks "Are you a police?"
Hi brother hornodog,Quote:
Originally Posted by hornodog
Are you trying to revive this thread or something ??
I thought no one would ever look at it again
Cheers
143. The girl in the front counter is eating noodles while staring at a surveillance monitor.
144. The rooms are cleaner than the hallway.
145. The pavement outside is cleaner than both.
146. As soon as you are in the room with the ML, she locks the door from inside.
147. The ML told you she just turned 18 last month .
148. The ML asks you to take a shower before the session
Cheers
149. If the ML tries to take your pants off at the start of the session !!
http://www.sixthseal.com/images/phuket/massage.jpg
One particular shop in Brisbane applies no 146, to my great surprise .... no 148 as usual not applicable in BrisQuote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
If this is the same shop I'm thinking of, I actually got busted with the half-naked owner, by one of her own employees. You would think of all people, the boss would remember to lock the door :)Quote:
Originally Posted by brownwallaby
150. You are getting undressed in the massage room and the door is closed, when you hear a knock on the door by your ML. You say "just a moment" but she walks in anyway and doesn't bat an eyelid as you remove your last piece of clothing.
*walks down the pitch, raises bat, acknowledges the crowd*
Actually there are 2 shops, the one you're thinking of and the one less than 15-mins drive from it :)Quote:
Originally Posted by WhoopsieDoodle
This happened recently, and I couldn't help but laugh.
151. In the massage room there is a small cabinet, on top of which is the lamp, tissue box, massage oil and other doodads. The ML pulls the last tissue out of the box, then swings open the cabinet door which revealed 6-8 unopened tissue boxes and nothing else!
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Originally Posted by WhoopsieDoodle
Hi Brother,
Tissue boxes in ample supply is always a "Good" sign, to me, the present of a box of "Wet Tissues" or "Baby Wipes" is definitely a sign for the Sure Thing !!
Cheers
:smile:
Hi AHLUNGOR,
Haven't seen any baby wipes in my travels so far, I'm sure if I did then it would be a big deal (if they mean what I think they mean).
152. They always try to promote dual massage even you told them you don't need two girls.
153. Lots of price list, but always end up either 30 mins or 60 mins.
154.Heaps options,deep tissue, sport massage or reflexology, but what u always get is a relaxation massage.
Haha, occasionally there are still some brothers who are trying to keep this thread alive!
May be I should not have taken out all of my previously posted secret signs some of them made really good reading even I was very proud of myself !!
I have saved them somewhere, any one like to see them returning??
Give me three yes's and I shall keep you guys entertained !!
Cheers
Ps. I will only count the yes vote this time........lol, all those ney votes and opinions that my signs are not applicable in Brisband will be ignored!! They sounds like broken records!!
Three votes of yes and I'll be back with the lot !
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Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!
An excerpt from a Radiohead song:
Karma Police, arrest this man, he talks in math, he buzzes like a fridge he's like a detuned radio .....
(yeah, it sounds like a broken record, doesn't it lol)
Quote:
Originally Posted by ahlungor
yesss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thank you brother psyworld, needs 2 more votes !Quote:
Originally Posted by psyworld
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Originally Posted by cocktus
Thank you brother cocktus, just one more vote from my fellow Queenslanders !
"The alchemist knew the legend of Narcissus, a youth who knelt daily beside a lake to contemplate his own beauty" (From Paulo Coelho 'The Alchemist')