He won 13 times thereQuote:
Originally Posted by yellow_sub
He won 13 times thereQuote:
Originally Posted by yellow_sub
I'm glad Australia has a good sport:)
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Originally Posted by Travelmate
Nadal had beaten Federer 4 times in the French Open Final, also beat Djokovic 4 times in the final. Rafa had never been beaten in the French Open Final.
This sums up the Chinese soccer team…
有人出对联：
上联：试问中国足球有多愁？
下联：恰似一群太监上青楼。
横批：无人能射。
上联：再问中国足球有多愁？
下联：恰似一群妓女守青楼。
横批：总是被射。
上联：三问中国足球有多愁？
下联：恰似阳痿患者逛青楼。
横批：欲射不能。
上联：四问中国足球有多愁？
下联：恰似早泄患者逛青楼。
横批：射也白射。
上联：五问中国足球有多愁？
下联：恰似一群白痴逛青楼。
横批：不知怎射？
夫妻俩在家看了世界杯，还看了对联，既过足了球瘾，又疏泄了内心的不快。 妻子抱着老公撒娇： ＂老公！管他们能射不能射的，今晚你要射我的门呵！？＂。
老公一把推开妻子说： ＂你懂个锤子，射自家的门算输，射别人家的门才算赢！……＂
老公接着还淡淡地说：＂等中国队赢了，我就跟你离婚。＂，听完老公的话后，妻子心里暖暖的，她想，没有比这 更天长地久、海枯石烂的承诺了。
一一2022年度最佳微小说奖
专业输球N多年，容易吗？
Winter Olympics Beijing 2022, Opening Ceremony in 18 minutes!!
First city in the world to ever host both the Summer and Winter Olympics!!
Yeah check out Eileen Gu, bro. 18 year old halfy with an American Dad and a Chinese Mum. Representing PRC. What a hottie!Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
Beautiful girl and now she needs success in Beijing to mandate her talents, if she wins Gold for China, she will be set for life.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
She can still go to Stanford, finish her degree while continuing on her sporting/modelling career . She is so young, plenty of options.
If can't win Gold and modelling fail can come to Sydney to join the new telent industry. And charging $350/hrs at Ginza.Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
Channel 7 Winter Olympics host Abbey Gelmi is so freakin skinny. She is borderline anorexic.
Her skinny match stick legs look like they are gonna snap!
With a name like Gelmi she must be of Italian heritage so she needs to eat a platter of Antipasto, followed by a big plate Spag Bol, followed by Osso Buco with polenta on the side, followed by a big Tiramisu.
All washed down with a few glasses of Sangiovese wine.
And a Fernet Branca will be a nice digestivo after all that indulgence.
And having a chunder in the dunny is not allowed!
Whatever happened to real Italian women like Sophia Loren and Gina Lollobrigida.
I think she’s hot. Exactly my type, thin shapely legs. I bet smashing her cervix would feel real good!Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
Side note, I never thought I’d be aroused by Winter Olympics coverage, but boy some of those chicks in their skin tight tights look hot!
Totally mesmerised by the women's figure skating in the Winter Olympics.
If you like fit, petite, graceful girls you will be in heaven.
I started watching it for a perve, as you do, but then found myself totally mesmerised by the beauty, art, athleticism, and grace of these girls.
The Chinese, Japanese, and Eastern European girls are wondrous.
The man/woman pairs are great to watch too.
But the guys solo, nah, doesn't work, just looks like some gay guy jumping around :)
Wasn't there another mixed girl from US? They had high hopes that she would come first in the figure skating but she failed. Her name was Yi Zhu. Someone won't be happy.Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Oh yeah, she’s all over the news for all the wrong reasons!Quote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
I wouldn’t mind bedding her. She can do her pirouettes on my hard dick, I’ll give her a 10 even if she falls, lol!
Hehehe, I can’t agree more with you brother. Is she legal yet tho?Quote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
She's 19, I checked before I made that comment, lol!Quote:
Originally Posted by yellow_sub
Nice 😂 you can never be too careful these daysQuote:
Originally Posted by GoldfishMan
Anyone hoping optus sport to get champion league broadcasting right back? Stan stink
Optus sport has always be laggy for me and think they are still on 720p? But all in one is better than spending too much on multiple subscriptions.Quote:
Originally Posted by mysteryman56
Anyone keen for the new f1 car reveals?
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There are some hot girls at the Winter Olympics.
It's a shame you can't really have a perve with all the layers of clothing, helmets, face masks, balaclavas etc.
There are a few that get all the attention like Eileen Gu and Chloe Kim, but there are literally dozens of hotties on those snow fields Chinese, Japanese, Swedish etc who are even hotter.
Aussie snowboarder Belle Brockoff isn't that hot, but when they did a live cross to her family, wow her sister is a total babe.
They are halfies. I think the mum is Malaysian going by the accent.
The figure skating is beautiful to watch though. I can have a perve at the petite flexible girls and convince myself I am just watching it for the sport and the artistry :)
Watch out in the next few issue of ESPN or Sports Illustrated, there could be a nude winter Olympians special features!
Was watching the women’s skeleton event. It’s where they lie belly down on the bobsled and race to incredible speeds, up to 130km/h. FMD that’s a sex position right there!
Sunday 1pm Sydney time, watch Eileen Gu starts she second event !
Congratulations to our Kiwi cousins ranking just above the Aussies and the English on the Winter Olympic Medals table !
A Finnish cross country skier was worried about his frozen penis while competing in the race at the Olympic Games. That must be a first.