Don't get upset with him sugardady, hayabi is our resident psycho.
He's always here, he replies to everything whether he needs to or not, he has multiple user names and has elaborate conversations with himself, he dreams of being a Mongol and generally bullshits from everything from his race and his marital status to the economy and the life span of the Himalayan brown tree frog. And he's waiting for a fictional girlfriend code named "M" to contact him via Buddhist mantras or a portal in the time space continuum.