lol.... Yes, but clean premises, clean showers and sheets.... and a little care shown never hurts....Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusty Lad
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lol.... Yes, but clean premises, clean showers and sheets.... and a little care shown never hurts....Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusty Lad
I finally got to pop my Tina at Waratah cherry last week I did call ahead and booked for half hour 120 dollars all included on arrival Tina took me to the first room and we paid the funds and she left when she came back I was naked and she stripped off to then get on her knees and give me a covered b****** which was a little bit too much teeth at times but overall pretty good I then asked her to suck my balls and she did a great job of this probably the best I have ever had by this time we were probably 12 minutes I told her it is time to f*** and she simply just lay on the table out me to do my thing I slowly f***** her getting deeper and deeper until I could give a nice deep pounding then I would pullout rub my cock all over her p**** then start again she didn't object to this at all right then told her it's doggy time and she just got up bent over and allowed me to f*** her as hard as I wanted and I did this until I blew inside her then she cleaned up and gave me a five minute massage when I was driving away I felt good about the punt but I wasn't sure if $100 was the correct rate for half an hour for service with her by the way her p**** was fantastic very impressive for a woman of her age she looked more like a 30 year old if you just stared at the p****.
Has anyone tried either 142 Maitland road or its partner shop 4/180 Maitland road? Fully know the pics on locanto are too good but wondering if there’s any slight talent.
Yeah there is a half decent girl there I've seen a couple of times, probably 40ish but nice bolt ons, half decent figure. But every time I go there, I'm promised I can pick from 4-5 girls and when I get there it's one girl that can't (or pretends not to) speak English.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fn2409
Honestly, GPs could hardly give a crap about viagra - just ask and they will peel off pretty much as much as you ask for within reason.... 12 tabs and 5 repeats, should last a while.... :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Fourbrows
May's insta isn't worth following, but definitely worth following all the hot young Sydney girls that have visited newcastle through her over the years and do private work ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Driver5
You have a list?
I can still hear in my head suzie saying "your making me cum ******* (my name)" and I will admit I fell for her just for the drive home 😅😅😅.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusty Lad
It's surprising how many of the young attractive massage ladies in the area that do this and fs are married on their socials.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusty Lad
😅 Thats the way!Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusty Lad
Yeah I know what you mean. A couple at Toukley way have an agreement where she gets to play as long as you pay him on arrival. It's a turn on when you give him the cash and he goes to Bunnings so you can slam his wife for an hour. They don't advertise at the moment but if they relist I'm back for round 4. Such a mind fuck first time but like old friends on repeat visits.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusty Lad
No she is not reluctant it is an arrangement where she has a high sex drive and her husband is happy for other guys to fulfill it for her last time for me was 9 months ago her ad on Locanto has not been up for about six months last time cost 150 dollars for one hour unlimited covered sex covered b****** covered f*** as many rounds as you want she is a nymph and she admits it any position and as hard as you want she is about 62 years old plus size figure probably 12 to 14 silicone tits but a little small for her shape now she absolutely loves getting f***** if the ad appears on Locanto I will let you know I have seen them off and on for the last two and a half years they are in the area near Toukley.
Hell yeah, I want a go especially with a hot granny
So i was going to wait and post my review after I had tried a 2nd shop also, so id hopefully have a positive experience after this negative one..kinda like a ying yang thing but fuck it here goes.
So I tried the old starfish recently (those that follow along hopefully get the hint). I dont want to stir any pots (and cause drama as others eperienced not too long ago) but honesty is the best medicine so im always going to state the truth of my experiences regardless. Thats what we all are here for.
Idk why, but just thought hell id give her a crack just for the laugh. Big mistake. Long story short I just wanted to fuck the sea creature, not smell one. I honestly have never experinced that before, thought it was always exaggerated but nope, something stank and it was foul. For those wanting detailed review, read on:
Inside the shop was pretty shit, old and blank (just like warners bay rose). Fyi boulevarde toronto is probs the newest and cleanest 'looking' outa all these shitholes..Anyway i digress - she greeted me and was polite enough, She is kinda thin and small so at first i thought cant be too bad. Yes old but didnt strike me as crazy old (but im no expert).. Another chick there also came stuck her head in the doorway to look at me for some reason?..idk why. She had an outfit on and looked bigger/fuller etc (in a good way) so i did think shit, shouldve asked for her instead but nerves got the better of me.
Anyway I paid 2 pineapples (i took the tip and only carried in that exact amount). Agreed and I got undressed whilst she dissappeared for some chit chat with the other decent looking chick. Came back and we agreed small massage first then the fs. Massage was very basic, probs the crappest Ive had, not that I expect much at these places but there is still a monster difference in quality when they put in a little effort (just saying). Then flipped for the extra (BJ followed by multiple positions). To her credit she does just lay or bend over and just stay there in silence basically whilst you do your thing. Even closed her eyes when flipped lol...Guess for me it just felt weird after my last trip to Suzies where the chemistry (lol) is just so much better. Maybe I also thought id be turned on alot more, it just felt off and I actually kinda felt a bit bad for her if she is indeed as old as previously mentioned.. The protection was also too tight which didnt help, im not huge but well sized - but is it just me or do these places always use smaller than just standard sized condoms..even at suzies and other shops they always feel way too fucking tight..
I digress again - But the main issue was how during ths fs I started to notice the scent. And yeah it actually did smell like the big blue wet thing..I was already in so i just went with it but I kinda hated myself for sticking around and not just bolting lol. It was honestly hard to tell if her mouth or down below..I kept my face away from both regardless. When i finished and she spoke it then seemed to really be her mouth so I was a little relieved but still disgusted with my choices for that day hahaha. I made use of the wet wipes and then disinfectant wash (which also actually smelt super weird comparred to usual). And yeah that was that.
Usually Im so excited I kinda have to try and not finish too quick but this was the opposite. And yes I know.."what would i expect for 100 bucks"..but srsly it was $70 bucks less than suzies but felt like $700 less value if that makes sense.
I left with that feeling like when your parent tells you they arent angry, just dissappointed lol...Except this was myself telling myself that.
Again I know I know, its a cheapie place but srsly I do at least expect basic hygiene. As always no hate for those who are regulars and have had good experinces there, the buffet is all yours. I just wasnt expecting surf n turf on the menu and its not for me ever ever again.
Unfortunately this really has put me off punting again with these places, think next try is just an aussie shop instead (which is where I shouldve gone). So you guys probably wont hear much from me again for the forseeable future.
Sorry to digress for a moment but does anyone know of a Newcastle Escort equivalent of this thread? I did try searching but could only find Sydney stuff. I like to mix it up a bit.
Anything Newcastle just throw it in here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Wwld
WL, ML, sugar babes, whatever. We are all keen to learn!!!
This Tina that people are talking about. Is it the same Tina at A1 Best? She was old when I first saw her, and real starfish but let you do pretty much anything you wanted. Would definitely not revisit.
Duty served lads. Hopefully the ptsd passes and the memory fades.Quote:
Originally Posted by Krusty Lad
Hell no, thankfully lol. The BJ was covered as i flipped but i was barely hard (which literally never happens to me, like ever) I did eventually get it up as she sucked but looking back I shouldve taken that as a sign and left.
It was in the arvo, but didnt see anyone else leave beforehand or enter after. But the fish tacos couldve been eaten at any time of the day i guess
Cheers, hopefully some of yous got a bit of a chuckle out of it also lol
Havent been to A1 so cant confirm if same lady sorry
Has anyone tried any of the new Hanbury girls. They seem to be getting some new faces pretty regularly
It's typical ramjet Krusty, the man likes stirring
I wonder how some shops around here stay in business?..... rosters rarely up to date, days late, blank at times.... new girls on? - no photos or even descriptions.... and then when photos are added, they've whipped out a 1998 Nokia to take the pic, then downsized it to 200px.....
The shit rosters force you to phone all the time to find out who's on, and when, then you cop attitude from the manager.... fuck me.....
None of this costs a penny of course, they must be just fucking lazy??
The worst part is not knowing what they look like, yes they have photos but as you said they are either fake, heavily filtered or the worst possible quality imaginable.
You msg the manager and they tell you names and you ask for a pic/photo and they get annoyed or refuse to show. So you have to raw dog it, shop up, meet them in person and they are usually sub par.
I remember once going to a place and the lady was short, gaunt no meat, ass, boobs or frame at all, I was like I'm sorry may I please see the other worker, who came out and she was even skinnier (I don't mind petite but I mean ribcage showing thin is not my thing) I politely passed and walked out. A 40min round trip wasted because they didn't want to send pics.
How fkn hard is it, just have them.in lingerie or robe and blur the face out ffs
I don't mind going in near blind, as long as I have something - even a verbal on age/dress size/tatts gives me something to hope for! Good photos clearly are a plus, but pretty rare. And shop owners - a cleavage close up - doesn't help! Discreet I must admit aren't too bad with the pics and rostering notice, but are pretty pricey, the others could easily compete on this score, as it costs nothing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hunter6969
I do tend to walk these days if unhappy with the line-up.
I must say I've had a few where I've risked it on dicey pics that showed fuck all, and found a doll..... the reverse is usually true though, sadly.
They just don't 'need' to, and I think that's the problem.
None of these spaces they rent their massage shops out of have high expenses to maintain. They are avoiding taxes as I assume none of them are being honest with their earnings. And even the laziest shops still probably get more men visiting than you think.
Sure they'd probably make more money if they put in effort and had the drive to grow their customer base, but if they had that kind of high work ethic, they probably wouldn't be working at a rub n tug.
They probably get by just fine doing the absolute minimum.
Does anyone know where the girl called Far is now. She used to work at 89 and before that in Hunter street?