I used to work with a chick who is married to a female cricket player, she played for Australia a while back. Both had no titties. But the chick I worked with had a solid ass. I would have loved to tap that but she loved the vag to much
I used to work with a chick who is married to a female cricket player, she played for Australia a while back. Both had no titties. But the chick I worked with had a solid ass. I would have loved to tap that but she loved the vag to much
Aussies are absolutely destroying India.
Travis Head is scoring like its a 20/20 match and hitting the cricket ball like its a soccer ball.
Mitchell Starc is freaky the way he always takes one or two wickets in the first few overs.
Only the QLd rain can save india.
Andc by the way I don't think it's cool to call a man a primate although technically we all are primates.
And the commentator who called Bumrah a primate is an Indian ... but maybe that's just the classic Indian caste racist system in action. She is actually pretty hot and not a lesbian? (I think) which is rare in women's cricket.
And what about good old Steve Smith, finally gets a ton and what a relief we could see from his face. I used to win a lot of money betting on the Cricket Tests especially when it was Aussie vs India, I always betted on Aussie win, Steve Smith top scored and with a Century. So many free punts back then.....hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by rooter
And Mitchell Starc, still remember him taking out the Kiwi Captain in the first over of the ODI World Cup at the MCG, what a ball !
Aussies by far the best cricket team in the world. India really struggling. Just saved by the QLD weather todayQuote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
Elise Perry is pretty easy on the eye, the only Aussie batter averaging 60+, played soccer for Oz, and beat Ash Barty at Golf. Her ex reckoned to be unable to keep up with her. Might be a few voulunteers?
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That Indian/English chick ex-player now commentator who called Bumrah a "primate" is a pretty hot MILF.
MVP. Most Valuable Primate. LOL! She is Indian so maybe she will get away with it and won't get cancelled. LOL!
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Aussies in total control!
Took a sickie today to watch the cricket. God Blees Fucken Australia Oi Oi Oi,!
Drinking Guinness and Fireball WoW! The heavy maltiness of the Guinness with the sharp chili cinnamon. Delicious!
Hahaha..boom boom bumrah and Akash have saved follow on and this match for India! What a fight back.wiped the grin off the smug Cummins hahaha
And Aussies collapse like Domino's on the final day..hahaha...wtf was smith trying to do lol. 33/5... absolutely abysmal..what a comeback from India! Boom boom bumrah
The only thing saving India from being slaughtered and embarrassed again is the Brisbane rain.
Aussies don't care about losing wickets at this stage, just making quick runs and sending India in to bat again and bowl them out again. Great to see the Aussies being sporting and making a contest of it rather than settling for an easy draw.
The quicker India bowl Australia out the better!
Aussies have India exactly where they want them - by the throat! Only the rain can save India now!
Fucking Brisbane rain
Hahaha
Run from it..hide from it ..rain still washes!
Tbh Cummins lost all hope when bumrah hit him for a six y'day! Boom boom boomrah!..onto the next one where hopefully Aussies can save some face
This test series is a no contest. India is so rubbish! Can't bowl, can't bat, can't field. They are totally out of their depth against a totally superior Aussie team. They are just embarrassing themselves.
Virat Kholi is a tool. Should be suspended for a match
Play it again Sam!
What a debut on Boxing Day by a 19 yr old kid.
60 runs from 65 balls and what a start to his career.
BTW, when was the last time when the top 4 batters all made the half century ? All got their inspirations from Sammy boy ?
Go Aussie.
Cheers
Indeed, what a brilliant debut for the kid!Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
And attempts by Kohli to unsettle Sam only resulted in him accepting and copping a 20% match fee fine, lol.
You wouldn't know this as the VK diehards blame Konstas and draw parallels with the Ponting and 19yo Harbhajan Singh incident in '98.
Can't wait for Sam Konstas to bat again.
Hat off to Steve Smith making consecutive centuries in the MCG.
Welcome back !
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi.
Useless, pathetic Indian team slaughtered again!
They are just embarrassing themselves.
I think they are OK against Afghanistan or Zimbabwe or The Netherlands, but against a quality team they are totally fucked!
Highlight of the day was Sammy Konstas charging Bumrah and hitting him for a 4 first ball.
I love the kid!
Bumrah has faked a back injury to avoid being part of an embarrassed and losing team.
Fake back injury? WTF? Is an Indian or an Arab?
Anyway he can go and see dodgy lawyer Gerard Malouf and get compo. LOL!
Enter Pussy Bonpiensero with the "Kumbaya My Lord Kumbaya, What We Need is a Great Big Melting Pot" comment ... love you bro ... deep down I want to be you ... Enjoy! ... but the Earth is fucked ... we have a few decades left to enjoy it ... drive a V8 car, turn your aircon to full blast, take the plastic bag at the supermarket or take away ... let the next generation deal with the shit ... fuck them ... spoilt little millennial cunts ... let them burn and suffocate while posting it all on Insta Tok Tok X Meta etc ... we will be safely rotting underground ... Enjoy!
As big Merv keeps saying on the Triple M commentary, they need to build Boland a statue
Boland is a legend. He should always be picked ahead of Hazlewood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daffy
Anyway good to see the selectors have finally grown some balls and picked Konstas and dropped the protected species and overrated Mitchell Marsh. Beau Webster and Boland have saved the test for Australia.
Next to go should be Kawaja. Can't even get "did somebody say KFC" right. Fucken useless! And Labuschagne is on thin ice too.
You do realise Hazelwood was ranked the number 2 bowler in world cricket until he got injured and Rabada jumped him in the rankings. Starc is the lowest ranked of the of the Aussie quicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
I think Marsh is done but you never know with the selectors and Green will probably come straight back in too
Just watching the Test match and thought “wouldn’t it be funny if Smith gets out on 9999 test runs” and next ball he edges to the slips
Well guess what Nostradamus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daffy