The only thing saving India from being slaughtered and embarrassed again is the Brisbane rain.
Aussies don't care about losing wickets at this stage, just making quick runs and sending India in to bat again and bowl them out again. Great to see the Aussies being sporting and making a contest of it rather than settling for an easy draw.
The quicker India bowl Australia out the better!
Aussies have India exactly where they want them - by the throat! Only the rain can save India now!
Fucking Brisbane rain
Hahaha
Run from it..hide from it ..rain still washes!
Tbh Cummins lost all hope when bumrah hit him for a six y'day! Boom boom boomrah!..onto the next one where hopefully Aussies can save some face
This test series is a no contest. India is so rubbish! Can't bowl, can't bat, can't field. They are totally out of their depth against a totally superior Aussie team. They are just embarrassing themselves.
Virat Kholi is a tool. Should be suspended for a match
Play it again Sam!
What a debut on Boxing Day by a 19 yr old kid.
60 runs from 65 balls and what a start to his career.
BTW, when was the last time when the top 4 batters all made the half century ? All got their inspirations from Sammy boy ?
Go Aussie.
Cheers
Indeed, what a brilliant debut for the kid!Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
And attempts by Kohli to unsettle Sam only resulted in him accepting and copping a 20% match fee fine, lol.
You wouldn't know this as the VK diehards blame Konstas and draw parallels with the Ponting and 19yo Harbhajan Singh incident in '98.
Can't wait for Sam Konstas to bat again.
Hat off to Steve Smith making consecutive centuries in the MCG.
Welcome back !
Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi.
Useless, pathetic Indian team slaughtered again!
They are just embarrassing themselves.
I think they are OK against Afghanistan or Zimbabwe or The Netherlands, but against a quality team they are totally fucked!
Highlight of the day was Sammy Konstas charging Bumrah and hitting him for a 4 first ball.
I love the kid!
Bumrah has faked a back injury to avoid being part of an embarrassed and losing team.
Fake back injury? WTF? Is an Indian or an Arab?
Anyway he can go and see dodgy lawyer Gerard Malouf and get compo. LOL!
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As big Merv keeps saying on the Triple M commentary, they need to build Boland a statue
Boland is a legend. He should always be picked ahead of Hazlewood.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daffy
Anyway good to see the selectors have finally grown some balls and picked Konstas and dropped the protected species and overrated Mitchell Marsh. Beau Webster and Boland have saved the test for Australia.
Next to go should be Kawaja. Can't even get "did somebody say KFC" right. Fucken useless! And Labuschagne is on thin ice too.
You do realise Hazelwood was ranked the number 2 bowler in world cricket until he got injured and Rabada jumped him in the rankings. Starc is the lowest ranked of the of the Aussie quicks.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
I think Marsh is done but you never know with the selectors and Green will probably come straight back in too
Just watching the Test match and thought “wouldn’t it be funny if Smith gets out on 9999 test runs” and next ball he edges to the slips
Well guess what Nostradamus.Quote:
Originally Posted by Daffy
Fantastic Test Match. Great Test Series.
Australia totally dominant. This should silence India once and for all.
NZ smashed them and now the Aussies have smashed them.
They are no. 4 in the world at best.
Shoulda been 4-1. Only the rain saved India in Brisbane.
Bring on Seth Efrica in the ICC Test Match World Cup Final.
We will make biltong out of their sorry carcasses.
India really carried by Bumrah with the bowling and carrying Kohli and Rohit as batting passengers as well.
Thought a few times we would snatch defeat from the jaws of victory but glad we got it done.
Giving Bumrah the Player of the Series award was very generous and charitable. It shoulda been Pat Cummins. Took wickets, made runs, captained very well, and always made runs or took wickets when it really mattered and turned the match.
There should also be an award for The Most Shit Player of the Series. That would go to McSweeney and every Indian player except for Bumrah
There was no way anyone but Bumrah was winning that, 32 wickets @ 13 is just elite. Patty Cummins was as good as he always is but Bumrah just looked like he was bowling on a different wicket to everyone (other than Boland at the SCG I guess). The only time Bumrah looked human was his first spell on Boxing Day.Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
Realistically our win was down to being able to have multiple bowlers be able to apply pressure for long periods of time.
Kohli is a twat. Good to see him lead India to ignominious defeat.