Any decent massage shops on the Bayside?

I keep seeing ads for massage shops around the manly area and plenty of shops around capalaba, cleveland etc.

I usually go for the popular shops like T5, 5 Star, TT Carina.

Would be nice to find a decent shop without having to drive closer to the city.

They all post about young ML's but assume most are boilers. In my limited experience with these shops it has been underwhelming so far.

Can you expect to sometimes find girls and service similar to the above shops out that way?

Do you ever just drop in to see who's available?

Sorry, for bayside I meant south from manly, not the northern bayside.

40 Redland Bay Rd, Capalaba (in the Centrelink Building). Ph. 0478297472 or 0451907899.

(Don't accidentally go into the Centrelink office and ask for a R&T or FS! :cool2:)

Last week, while wandering Capalaba on some business, I noticed a large hand-painted sign saying "Massage". I don't know this area well, but when I walked to the front, I saw it was in the same building as Centrelink.

I was bushed due to jetlag, but had a bit of spare time, so on a whim, I braved the walk of shame from onlookers in cars at the traffic lights (use the back entrance if you go). I slowly slid open the sliding door and surreptitiously slipped inside. It was a long dark shop, and as my eyes adjusted, I saw a slim Chinese woman bounding towards me, beckoning me with a beaming smile into her boudoir of decadent desires.

I usually take my time to suss out the situation before deciding, rather than fall into their nefarious sweet sticky venus fly-trap immediately. However, my fly area hasn't had a lot of sweet nectar recently, so I was willing to be trapped by this pretty, mid-30s effervescent Chinese lady in a tight bright-red dress, with matching red lipstick, who animatedly introduced herself as Coco.

Money matters:

Next thing I knew, I took up her offer of $50 for 30 minutes massage + $50 for nude, touching allowed, plus $50 for HJ.

Then she gave me a big smile and asked "You want to fuck me?"

I thought, "Geez, that's a bit forward, we've only just met".

Me, quizzical: "How much?"
She, hopeful: "50 dollar".

I reluctantly declined her kind offer, due to aforementioned jet-lag, and insufficient cash on hand, and said "Next time".

Short story:

The rub was fine, and her pump-action tuggin' at the climax had good rhythm - more than satisfactory, while I touched her and stroked her silky-smooth body, her trimmed minge, and played with her firm mango-sized boobs and long hard nipples. I didn't squeeze hard enough to determine whether she had bolt-on boobs or if they were au naturale, but they looked and felt great as I bucked and moaned in the final throes of my Big O. I almost started laughing when she said "Oooh, you like? Gooda, you relack, you relack. Gooda, oooh, you relack." I've heard "You relack" and "gooda" many times, in many countries, over many years, but it still brings a chuckle.


Would I return?

Nah. I score Coco's massage, and the clean warm room, 7 out of 10. However, the deal-breaker was that after wiping me down quickly with the warm soapy towel, she rushed out of the room, with the towel, while motioning for me to get dressed. No offer of a shower, no box of tissues, no spare towel in the room, so I did my best finishing the sticky and oily clean-up with the tissues in my pocket. She returned to the room and rushed me out as I was still getting dressed, telling me to ask for her next time I come. Probably another customer waiting. I wouldn't normally let that sort of crap happen, but I did. Apart from the rush at the end, I'm new to town after many years away, and I have many other places to explore. Also, while Chinese R&T is fine occasionally, I usually prefer FS, and with other cuisines.

PS - 30 seconds walk, on the opposite corner, is Golden Massage, in a small arcade behind the ITP office. It seems to get positive reviews on other sites, and has occasional Thai workers. As the girls in Thailand say - up to you!

Review of Birkdale Village Massage:

Don't go, unless you'd like a R&T or sex with a chubby President Xi in a wig and a teddy.

End of review.

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Originally Posted by Lothario1

Review of Birkdale Village Massage:

Don't go, unless you'd like a R&T or sex with a chubby President Xi in a wig and a teddy.

End of review.

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+1 100% spot on there.

Also saw the shop and went in on a whim (last week), was greeted by a young pretty Asian girl which took me to my room. Poor thing could barely speak any English and/or understand a word I said.

One of the options she offered was two girls for $200 (+50 for massage), I duly asked to see the other girl out of curiosity, when called a substantially older ML (perhaps > 30+years) rocked up and explained that they only do massages with NO EXTRAS and anything the girl mentioned was a lie-due to her "language barrier"-and was shooed out of the door.
Would not recommend!

Capalaba Massage Centre or Birkdale?

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Originally Posted by ButterySmooth

Also saw the shop and went in on a whim (last week), was greeted by a young pretty Asian girl which took me to my room. Poor thing could barely speak any English and/or understand a word I said.

One of the options she offered was two girls for $200 (+50 for massage), I duly asked to see the other girl out of curiosity, when called a substantially older ML (perhaps > 30+years) rocked up and explained that they only do massages with NO EXTRAS and anything the girl mentioned was a lie-due to her "language barrier"-and was shooed out of the door.
Would not recommend!

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Which of the two shops are two referring to? Each had a boiler in a teddy negligee come to the desk - seems like false advertising if no extras were offered.

Quick reccie at Gentle Touch, Capalaba (in small arcade behind ITP tax office).

I thought it was called Golden Massage. To avoid confusing my brothers - it's actually called Gentle Touch. Anyway, walking past last week, I popped my head in for a quick reccie. Yet another Chinese boiler - short fat, at least 40 y.o., in a teddy. English not so good, but when I asked "Do other ladies work here?" she grunted Only me!" When I said I might come back later after shopping, she motioned me out, and almost slid the sliding door into my face. Ouch!
Maybe she was half-way through a hand-job at the time, and would have to start the punter's build-up all over again. :grimace:

Capalaba Massage Centre on the weekend has a rather pretty milf working there. Limited English but puts in the effort. I don’t usually go fs and with her English being limited I couldn’t figure out exact menu so apologies to those who like knowing this stuff, but what I paid for she delivered on. Will go for another try this weekend.

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Capalaba Massage Centre on the weekend has a rather pretty milf working there. Limited English but puts in the effort. I don’t usually go fs and with her English being limited I couldn’t figure out exact menu so apologies to those who like knowing this stuff, but what I paid for she delivered on. Will go for another try this weekend.

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Could've been Coco, who I reviewed above. She fits your description. See menu/prices in my review.

The one next to the Centrelink entrance (left hand side).

Did not know about the Golden Massage shop, will pop in there sometime.

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Capalaba Massage Centre or Birkdale?



Which of the two shops are two referring to? Each had a boiler in a teddy negligee come to the desk - seems like false advertising if no extras were offered.

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The one next to the Centrelink entrance (left hand side).

Did not know about the Golden Massage shop, will pop in there sometime.

Bait and switch: 23 y.o. Indian Sisters - actually late-30s Chinese.


Locanto ad Ph. 0492997934 username Lau97bbj


We had some back-and-forth texts this afternoon. I asked three times if they were Indian, and I stated specifically that I did not want Chinese ladies. They re-assured me they were Indian.


I turned up at a suburban high-set 1960s house in Coolong Street Capalaba (next to Good Guys). The door downstairs opened slightly, and it was very dark. A Chinese woman was behind the door, obviously hoping I would walk in, and she would close the door, trapping me like a trap-door spider hunting its prey, and I would find it hard to leave. But I didn't walk in far enough, and immediately asked "Where are the Indian ladies?" She said with a smile "No Indian ladies, but I am gooda". I told her I had asked three times, and I walked out.


She was actually do-able - tall, nice body, pretty, late-30s. I almost went back. But I'd had my mind set on lovely Indian ladies, and I was pissed at the bait-and-switch.


As I had already popped a blue pill,
plus I had blue balls,I ended up at a massage shop 15 minutes later, and banged an even worse Chinese boiler in her 40s! https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/...2x72/1f62d.png


Details coming soon to a sex forum near you!

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Originally Posted by Lothario1

Bait and switch: 23 y.o. Indian Sisters - actually late-30s Chinese.


Locanto ad Ph. 0492997934 username Lau97bbj


We had some back-and-forth texts this afternoon. I asked three times if they were Indian, and I stated specifically that I did not want Chinese ladies. They re-assured me they were Indian.


I turned up at a suburban high-set 1960s house in Coolong Street Capalaba (next to Good Guys). The door downstairs opened slightly, and it was very dark. A Chinese woman was behind the door, obviously hoping I would walk in, and she would close the door, trapping me like a trap-door spider hunting its prey, and I would find it hard to leave. But I didn't walk in far enough, and immediately asked "Where are the Indian ladies?" She said with a smile "No Indian ladies, but I am gooda". I told her I had asked three times, and I walked out.


She was actually do-able - tall, nice body, pretty, late-30s. I almost went back. But I'd had my mind set on lovely Indian ladies, and I was pissed at the bait-and-switch.


As I had already popped a blue pill,
plus I had blue balls,I ended up at a massage shop 15 minutes later, and banged an even worse Chinese boiler in her 40s! https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/...2x72/1f62d.png


Details coming soon to a sex forum near you!

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Hey - it says there are two? Did you see two or only one lady there? It might be worth the punt!

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Hey - it says there are two? Did you see two or only one lady there? It might be worth the punt!

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I did hear another girl talking in another room, but didn't see her. They advertise threesomes.

Prices for half-hour FS are $150 for one girl, $200 for two girls. Maybe if I'm ever in the area again ...

FYI - The first text-reply I received was "Capalaba or Ipswich"

Never go shopping when you're starving!!

After quickly departing my bait-and-switch fiasco yesterday (supposed Indian hotties who were actually Chinese not-hotties - see previous post, above), I decided not to waste the little blue pill I'd popped an hour earlier, and to get my blue balls back to a reasonable color, so I popped into a massage shop on the way elsewhere. It was Birkdale, in the same little shop-strip as Snap Fitness. I'd done a quick reccie there a few weeks ago, but didn't stay, as the only woman there was an old boiler. I read a review elsewhere that they now had a pretty young lass, so I thought I'd give her a shot, literally.

The old girl at the desk told me I would have to wait 20 minutes as the massage girl was busy. No problems. But I only had to wait 10 minutes, so that was a red flag, for cutting sessions short. After the guy left, I was shown into the room, and my heart sank. I should've stayed with the previous Chinese girl at the bait'n'switch house in Capalaba, who looked a 7 out of 10. This one was a 4 out of 10. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and I couldn't be bothered exploring further at that point.

I asked prices for FS as soon as I walked in. She asked for $250 (including room fee). I offered $200, thinking that was the usual price for FS including room fee (I'm pretty new at the AMPs, and couldn't remember). Anyway, she accepted (although she did try to "playfully" grab another $40 cash out of my hand when I opened my wallet).

She then went straight for various positions shagging, then HJs intermittent with other positions. Then a hearty CBJ, trying to make me come sooner than I wanted. When that didn't happen fast enough for her, she ripped the condom off and hoovered me BBBJ. Eventually, I finished to a rapid firm and feisty handjob. She asked the old "Gooda?" and I said "Yessa, thank you very much!" Then she cleaned me up and motioned me to get dressed. Being a born-again clock-watcher, I pointed at the clock and said massage please. She said Okay, 10 minutes, and all was good.

PS. I don't know if you guys have experienced this, but during mish position, she used a hell of a lot of lube, and at times it felt like I wasn't even inside her, but shagging her lubed-up inner thighs. Whenever I looked down and tried to feel, she seemed to pull me in around the same time. I don't have monster cock, but I'm not tiny either. I've never felt such a loose vag! (Maybe the guy before me had a whopper) https://punterplanet.com/uploads/emo...fault_wink.png Nah, methinks she was trying to fool me and save some mileage on her vag.

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Originally Posted by Lothario1

I did hear another girl talking in another room, but didn't see her. They advertise threesomes.

Prices for half-hour FS are $150 for one girl, $200 for two girls. Maybe if I'm ever in the area again ...

FYI - The first text-reply I received was "Capalaba or Ipswich"

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Might have to check it out and let you know how I go!

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Originally Posted by Lothario1

Never go shopping when you're starving!!

After quickly departing my bait-and-switch fiasco yesterday (supposed Indian hotties who were actually Chinese not-hotties - see previous post, above), I decided not to waste the little blue pill I'd popped an hour earlier, and to get my blue balls back to a reasonable color, so I popped into a massage shop on the way elsewhere. It was Birkdale, in the same little shop-strip as Snap Fitness. I'd done a quick reccie there a few weeks ago, but didn't stay, as the only woman there was an old boiler. I read a review elsewhere that they now had a pretty young lass, so I thought I'd give her a shot, literally.

The old girl at the desk told me I would have to wait 20 minutes as the massage girl was busy. No problems. But I only had to wait 10 minutes, so that was a red flag, for cutting sessions short. After the guy left, I was shown into the room, and my heart sank. I should've stayed with the previous Chinese girl at the bait'n'switch house in Capalaba, who looked a 7 out of 10. This one was a 4 out of 10. But a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, and I couldn't be bothered exploring further at that point.

I asked prices for FS as soon as I walked in. She asked for $250 (including room fee). I offered $200, thinking that was the usual price for FS including room fee (I'm pretty new at the AMPs, and couldn't remember). Anyway, she accepted (although she did try to "playfully" grab another $40 cash out of my hand when I opened my wallet).

She then went straight for various positions shagging, then HJs intermittent with other positions. Then a hearty CBJ, trying to make me come sooner than I wanted. When that didn't happen fast enough for her, she ripped the condom off and hoovered me BBBJ. Eventually, I finished to a rapid firm and feisty handjob. She asked the old "Gooda?" and I said "Yessa, thank you very much!" Then she cleaned me up and motioned me to get dressed. Being a born-again clock-watcher, I pointed at the clock and said massage please. She said Okay, 10 minutes, and all was good.

PS. I don't know if you guys have experienced this, but during mish position, she used a hell of a lot of lube, and at times it felt like I wasn't even inside her, but shagging her lubed-up inner thighs. Whenever I looked down and tried to feel, she seemed to pull me in around the same time. I don't have monster cock, but I'm not tiny either. I've never felt such a loose vag! (Maybe the guy before me had a whopper) https://punterplanet.com/uploads/emo...fault_wink.png Nah, methinks she was trying to fool me and save some mileage on her vag.

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BTW - This was hilarious. Thanks Loth, loving the posts!

I will try and get to Capalaba Massage Centre this weekend and see how it goes. Hopefully no bait n switches or excessively lubed up women 😂

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Originally Posted by Lothario1

Bait and switch: 23 y.o. Indian Sisters - actually late-30s Chinese.


Locanto ad Ph. 0492997934 username Lau97bbj


We had some back-and-forth texts this afternoon. I asked three times if they were Indian, and I stated specifically that I did not want Chinese ladies. They re-assured me they were Indian.


I turned up at a suburban high-set 1960s house in Coolong Street Capalaba (next to Good Guys). The door downstairs opened slightly, and it was very dark. A Chinese woman was behind the door, obviously hoping I would walk in, and she would close the door, trapping me like a trap-door spider hunting its prey, and I would find it hard to leave. But I didn't walk in far enough, and immediately asked "Where are the Indian ladies?" She said with a smile "No Indian ladies, but I am gooda". I told her I had asked three times, and I walked out.


She was actually do-able - tall, nice body, pretty, late-30s. I almost went back. But I'd had my mind set on lovely Indian ladies, and I was pissed at the bait-and-switch.


As I had already popped a blue pill,
plus I had blue balls,I ended up at a massage shop 15 minutes later, and banged an even worse Chinese boiler in her 40s! https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/twitter/...2x72/1f62d.png


Details coming soon to a sex forum near you!

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There's a massive bait-and-switch going on in that address; they have multiple ads on EB for various locations (Cleveland/Birkdale/Manly/Tingalpa etc.) for that same address; Went there a few times with different ads being told that they rotate girls on a weekly basis; each time it was the same two girls working there I went and walked. Gave in on the 4th attempt and went for a punt with the tall girl mentioned, just got started when another girl walked in offering her services for extra $50 which I declined. Session was maybe 7/10.