What's your excuse to tell the police in Rydalmere last night?
What's your excuse to tell the police in Rydalmere last night?
I am a plumber. I was called to fix a leaking hole in a room there.
I'm a painter, they couldn't pay due to lost off business due to lockdown so we bartered services
this is a good one.... Imma use that next time.Quote:
Originally Posted by tpol
To pick up my girlfriend and take her home.
I'd rather cop the fine than say thatQuote:
Originally Posted by gentlescream
I thought golf was allowed officer, so popped in for a quick 9 holes.
I’m a delivery driver and came to drop off my load
I work for the parliament. I'm here to conduct a parliamentary investigation in the difference between MLs amd WLs and their contributions to the traffic problems in NSW.
I work for FBI. I'm here to find out is there any Chinese spy posing as naked WL in the dimly lit room.
I'm also tasked to physically autheticate whether the girls are real WLs or spys by performing fuctions such as BBJ, DATY, FIV, etc with them.
It's a dirty job but somebody has to do it to protect democracy of the free world.
I’d do a De Belin and hide under the bed
Just say "Officer I am a moron" and I guarantee he'll believe you and maybe give you bus fare home (if they are running at that time)......
legit excuse ..... I'm here for my one hour of vigorous exercise .... well, aspirationally anyways...
I am here to clean the pool
Bring a bucket of KFC armful day, I'm the uber eats guy
I'll just say I'm the guy who dobbed them in, lol...
And you had to prove it that's why your dick was in her
never been out that way to punt, bit isn't there A few brothels in close vicinity? Maybe that's the snitch.
Yeah, making sure they don't leave before the cops get there.Quote:
Originally Posted by tpol
Excercise and she is my trainer
I'd say I work there, she's my customer (we're both getting fined anyway so 🤷)
I was sleep walking.
There's a church on the same street and some cab company
having a business meeting/training and going thru plans for reopening
Officers, my name is Simon Du Toit, I am a leading senior constable with the AFP in organised and cyber crimes. For the past 2 years I've been working undercover trying to infiltrate the Shouyin clan to try and bring down their people smuggling operation. I am THIS close to getting access to information that could bust the case wide open, I need you to take the other gentlemen and the two older ladies into custody while I stay here and interrogate the younger 2, individually and together, repeatedly, as I believe with the older girls gone I can coerce them into telling me everything they know. Contact Commander Geoff Page or the Commissioner for verification upon arrival back at the station, but we need to act quickly as time is of the essence!!!
If nothing else they'll have a good laugh and story to tell the other cops...