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Either this will be a funny or awkward thread, I think its fair to say most of us value our discretion, but many don't care. Have any of the following situations happened to you?
1. Bumped into someone you know, and were surprised to see them there.
2. Bumped into someone you know, and you really didn't want them to see you there.
3. JAV situation where you recognised the ML or WL, only after walking into a room
4. Or any other funny/crazy/awkward interaction stories
Not involving me, but I remember one that I heard on the news many years ago.Quote:
Originally Posted by pocarisweating
This old married man in some small European town walks into a brothel. The prostitute comes into the room, and it’s his daughter. The daughter faints (he doesn’t know about her job) and the old man has a heart attack and dies a few days later.
The funeral would’ve been pretty fucking awkward
That story's been around the internet forever, told in different ways, but debunked: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ca...ohns-daughter/Quote:
Originally Posted by johncitizen
Yeah, I thought it might be too good to be true.
I've walked out past the WL's current BF waiting to pick her up. He literally called her mid session when I was balls deep in her.
I had this once and I fucked the phone out of her hand mid sentence..Quote:
Originally Posted by keebab
Happy WL chatted with her mum, no problem for anyone
Another WL was someone I'd know professionally, she changed one letter in her name but I kept calling her by her real name and she would correct me every time (maybe it wasn't really her)
I had a gogo bar girl who had become a regular. One time after our session I walked her downstairs and she hopped on a moto that was already waiting. I thought it was strange because she didn't wave one down and the rider didn't have a orange vest, so he wasn't a moto taxi. Next time I saw her, we swapped facebook. I scrolled through her photos and there was the bike! I recognised the helmet of the rider too. Then I realised it was her husband.Quote:
Originally Posted by keebab
Had a great session with a very pretty young WL not too long ago. Guy came in asking for her, definitely a regular. He'd brought her flowers and money, sweet talking her and when I walked out of the room, he was trying to kiss her and she was turning away from it.
Felt bad for the old guy like he was getting so led on, probably loves this woman and I had to walk buy after covering her tits.
Many years ago a now current J girl at Ginza worked privately briefly before she worked at Ginza. She lived in the same suburb as me, so I saw her once in the local shopping centre with her bf. I got exciting on the fact that I'm going to bang this guys gf.
Anyway I was her first booking one day and was waiting outside the building for her to call me up. So I'm struggling with the intercom system, and her bf was leaving the building looking a little defeated. He sees me trying to buzz up, obviously knowing I'm her first customer, so helps me punch in the correct number and then continues walking away. I'll never forget that poor guy, I could see he just had a argument with her before leaving and was not happy about her working, but still had the decency to help me buzz up knowing I'm about to bang his girl.
I never saw her again, and from that day on I would never knowingly fuck another man's girl.
a handyman at a former rental I was living in was randomly a papasan one day. slightly awkward.
I also once ran I to myself at a mirror in Sakura. Said "sorry mate" then realised it was me.
Back in my early punting days I used to order and pick-up pizza regularly from my local Dominos. Once when leaving a brothel I saw one of the WLs opening the door and one of the Dominos workers stepped in delivering pizza. I hung back while she was taking the pizza and delayed my exit as much as possible to avoid be seen leaving. I don’t think he saw me but I was a bit nervous picking up my pizza for a while after that.
I had a similar situation your first. Visiting one of my favourite knocking shops that was undergoing some renovations. Walked past a chippie I had used in my house. Didn’t say anything to each other but he smirked.Quote:
Originally Posted by speranza
Understand your second. Even after all these years of visiting brothels I’m still a bit nervous.
I've discovered only today a married mechanic I've seen a few times for my car is fucking a W/L I know who is half his age and doesn't know she's a W/L. May you live in interesting times.
Lucky him. Getting for free what you probably would have paid for haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by ColesBag
I still periodically fuck my mechanic's mum (& he knows it), does that count ?Quote:
Originally Posted by ColesBag
I had similar. I had just blown in the WL’s mouth and walked out and her husband was standing there to pick her up after her shift.Quote:
Originally Posted by keebab
I fucken never liked those waiting rooms like at 12 Cottam where everyone is in the same room.
Or 32 Berry, how fucked that is. The sluts come in and introduce themselves to everyone at the same time.
It’s like, “ dude, you can have her I’ll pass…”
At least 271 Vixens had 2 big rooms and the staff tried their best for punters to not see one another. The sluts would sometimes go there to pose on those nice leather lounges.
IÂ’ve run into other punters on the way out but also on the way in. But most of the time everyone minds their own biz and doesnÂ’t talk.
Exactly, I'm not fussed, kudos to the man but however they both looked freaked out as they were in a bit of a "clinch" at this particular cafe when yours truly wandered past. Mainly because it was way out of the area where they both usually are. Heh.Quote:
Originally Posted by BiggieSmalls
About three years ago I rented in the same building as the mamasan from 382 Alexandria. Found out when walked into the same elevator with her. It was an awkward ride.
Sluts is perhaps not the best choice of words .Quote:
Originally Posted by AUSSIEHOTGUY
I alway wonder what names the girls have for punters?
Anyone have any ideas?
That's easy. ATMsQuote:
Originally Posted by Ron the rimmer
Over the years, I’ve heard blissfully unaware punters (including yours truly) being called all sorts of things behind their back. Most of them are not suitable to put up here 😂 They can be brutal when they want to be. Men fight with their fists but women fight with words.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ron the rimmer