Does anyone know of some female massage Doctors in the Sydney metro-area who give extras with their massages ? Cheers !:question:
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Does anyone know of some female massage Doctors in the Sydney metro-area who give extras with their massages ? Cheers !:question:
Female massage doctors?Quote:
Originally Posted by cosmos
Just walk into any Chinese massage shop. The ladies there are all "massage doctors" and will happily offer extras.
You can tell they are "massage doctors" if they have a chart on the wall of a human body with all the acupunture and reflexology points indicated.
Only a real "massage doctor" would have such a chart.
If they dont have this chart don't trust them as they are not qualified "massage doctors" but maverick "handjob specialists" posing as "massage doctors"
If there are TWO charts on the wall, does this mean they are better qualified ?
Absolutely! They may charge more though.Quote:
Originally Posted by aussiegaigin
I want to do with nurse uniform and police uniform , just wild fantasy , handcuff me babe...
I have been to a place in Strathfield that have got 4 of them different pictures up there in the wall,
but the massage & the HJ was absolutely crap house.
yes. that place is 26 Everton Rd.Quote:
Originally Posted by online12793
don't ever go
I beg to differ with your statement "Only a real "massage doctor would have such a chart." These charts can be bought anywhere and one does not have to be a "doctor".Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
These were used by all shops whether FS or just massage prior to the legalisation of brothels in NSW. This was just a front to kid they were not FS, only "massage".
Oh dear, I believe rooter was being facetious?Quote:
Originally Posted by bill_100
When a shop has four posters up it is a sign of overkill and that the service will be poor. This is the exception that proves the rule.Quote:
Originally Posted by online12793
dont worry about the picture.Quote:
Originally Posted by Max Impact
Focus on the female doctor
My, my, my bill you are a cynical one aren't you. You can quote legislation all you like but let me tell you, when I see that anatomy chart with all the important body parts labeled in chinese, that inspires me with confidence because that chart says to me I we be looked after by a proper female massage doctor.Quote:
Originally Posted by bill_100
It's the same as when I step into McDonalds and i see their "healthy eating chart" - thats says to me that I am eating in a health food restaurant that is concerned about my nutrition, but I suppose you don't believe this either.
I know a doctor Coco, doctor Lisa, doctor Mimi, Dr. Vicky, Dr. Shelley, Dr. Yuki..................I only wish they will bulk bill me on my Medicare Card !!
Most medical doctors didn't go to Uni for 6 years plus to start giving HJ's. Besides I am sure it's not covered in the curriculum.
Of course, to be able to read those charts is a sign of professionalism already, I don't think you can read them ...Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
I guess if brothels put up those big red ticks like those from the Heart Foundation, then punters will have more confidence in punting more often !
Doctor Tiffany will do it for me !Quote:
Originally Posted by AHLUNGOR
Dr Tiff will be a different type of doctor though, she will require family planning too ............hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by wilisno
Maybe you should have checked the chart and gone to a shop with a male chart on the wall she probably didnt know what to do with the dangly bit she found in your pants.Quote:
Originally Posted by online12793
Good observation ! Then again he didn't say it wasn't a male chart ...Quote:
Originally Posted by Littlewonder
Yes it was a Male chart.
I think I have to visit Dr Cici soon. She is my Physio, Psychologist and everything else.
agree 200% yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by Irene638
Every time I have a bad case of overfullus ball sackus the highly qualified female doctors at 501, Silver Fox, or Snow Lotus always have the perfect cure.
Have you missed out the very special treatments from all the medical professionals at the Stanmore Clinic ??Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
I am glad that you brought up this medical condition, as...Quote:
Originally Posted by rooter
Overfullus ball sackus can cause a more serious condition called "Delirium Coitus Absentis" which if prolonged can cause serious damage to the male psyche and often results into erratic behaviour even in the early stages.
"Madness caused by abstaining from intercourse" :burn:
So it is recommended that this condition is treated as soon as possible by a female doctor, and it requires a first aid treatment as well as prolonged follow up therapy.
The advised first aid treatment is called "Fellita Plus Quam Perfectum".
For those of you who do not speak Latin that translates to "Fellatio more than completely done"
(in the terms more used on this forum: BBBJCIMSW)
The follow up therapy would include, depending on the severity of the case,
either "Famulatus Plenum" (FS), "Fellita Reddo" (repeated BJ's) or "Manus Opus" (HJ).
Often all three are needed to completely cure the overfullus ball sackus. :slobber:
And regular checks and continuing treatment is highly recommended.