Anyone BUSTED or close call by wife or GF while punting
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Anyone BUSTED or close call by wife or GF while punting
Turn it off mate or flight mode.
Everybody on the forum is single.
Didn’t your wife caught some girl texting you and in order to distract her, you freaked out and ran upstairs?Quote:
Originally Posted by Brothelcreeper
I need to find that post - it’s gotta be one of the most retarded post I read on this forum.
Woohooo! Bro BC got BUSTED on this thread! Lol I too remember that post. Really funny. Nice pick up bro Dettol
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the biggest problem is the smell.
unanswered calls are easy to explain. but smell is very deadly.
The smell of a young girls pussy on your breath? That is hard to explain....[emoji23]Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjesus
the smell of her perfume, her body, her hair, even the the smell of the fuckroom.Quote:
Originally Posted by BlackToad
if you are not careful, your missus will immediately find it out when hugging you.
be careful, son.
You punt and still hug yer missus ...Quote:
Originally Posted by mcjesus
Stay away from WL/MLs that wear alot of perfume, younger ones may do this, older ones should know it is a big no no. If you can't help yerself then go for a swim or gym or somthin afterwards or sneak straight into the shower when you get home, make sure you hide the clothes way down in the washing basket also!
If you have cunt or ass breath then chew some gum or some other strong smelling thingy.
If your fingers smell fishy then get some petrol for your car and spill some on your fish fingers.
If you have a hickie on your neck then wear a high collar shirt and try to keep that side of your neck out of sight, this can be a real pain ...
Before you leave the establishment always make sure you have put your top on the right way around, ie. not inside out :)
experience makes perfect, lolQuote:
Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
i don't want to hug my missus. my missus wanna hug me. more like check me.Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
On the other side, i note some skanky WL sometime have cum-like breath, presumably the stomach acid can only dissolve so many gallons daily before it just becomes a cum dumpster bucket?
And also be careful with lipstick. Went home once with some on my neck......now that took some explaining
As Clint Eastwood said: you've got one question to answer, but its not 'do you feel lucky, punk?'
It's 'How important is your current major relationship (if you arent single)?'
If its important, you may not get a second chance
A water well is a vital source of livelihood in the third world. If it is dirtied or contaminated, that is often permanent. Same with relationshops and infidelity.
So take all the necessary precautions, otherwise like Tiger Woods, your life will never be the same (Tiger didnt even have a password on his phone; basic mistake. He also left voicemail evidence of his infidelity which was released around the world. He was muddled headed and careless. Dont be the same when you punt
Make sure you chuck away condom wrappers at the brothel. Check your pockets before you leave
Dont keep massage parlour cards in your wallet. Dont write mobile numbers on pieces of paper and put in your wallet or pocket.
Take all parking meter tickets off your dashboard and out of your car at home after a punting session
Be very aware where the WL touches you on your way out. Hugs are good while you are naked before your shower. Hugs are pretty silly after your shower when you are dressed. Never hug a WL/ML when you have your shirt on. Better to hold her arms tight while you kiss her cheek.
Massage parlours are better if they have a shower, or a bathroom sink at the least.
Otherwise insist on a clean towel afterwards, wet it a little water under a tap if possible, then wipe away as much of the perfume as possible off your body. Otherwise ask for the bathroom and wipe your hands under a tap and wipe off the perfume. Perfume on chest neck and face are most obvious to a partner
Use of a separate punting phone is recommended. Minimuse the use of this phone in the house. You dont need to be checking your punting phone every hour. Punting is your second life, not your first
By far the hardest scenario to explain away is the text from a ML/WL on your phone. Ask Tiger Woods. Ive had a mobile smashed in the distant past for this. It inevitably leads to partner wanting to see all your texts, and it looks very incriminating if you cant then let her check your phone. Ive also had punting partners ring me after 10pm at night
With a separate punting phone with 7-8 digit PIN, you will never feel anxious handing your legit phone over to your partner, often she may want to see some happy snaps on your phone; you dont want a text message pop up saying "I miss you". The fact your partner can play with your phone also makes you seem trustable, as compared to the inevitable nervousness you show if its a mixed legit-punting phone
I also had the experience of using my legit phone to take a screenshot of a WL from the Ginza website so I knew who I wanted to book. Next day I handed my boss the phone to show him a work image, and he flicked to the day before photos to see the Ginza girl. I think he thought it was a music album cover, he didnt notice much wrong
One of my exgf liked to grab my phone and play games on it for hours. Im sure part of the reason why, was to see if I was getting messages from other women after work hours. Women are smarter at relationships than men, and they are attuned to all the signs, including your phone beeping after 7pm, noticing you checking your phone in a secretive manner, and you messaging/texting people at home after 7pm
Make sure all your bank and credit cards dont send you statements by mail or by email. Assume your partner at some point will read your main email account, because we all at one time accidentally leave our computers on and unlocked. One day in past an exgf looked on my computer while I was doenstairs and found a few face photos of an exgf, she wasnt happy
If you have any sexy photos with other ladies, store then in a locked folder (for example a zip folder) with a 7-8 digit pin. If you just leave your dodgy photos and files on your computer, laptop or USB, they will be found.
A USB drive without a locked file folder is a potential hand grenade
And if your partner is hugging you at night when you get home, why are you punting? I wish I got hugs when I got home
you guys are legend, lol
A lot of knowledge and experiences from the brothers. If your partner is tech savvy...
- turn off your google maps gps or phone when visiting.. you don’t want it show up on your time line.
- don’t brag or post about your exploits. Being a member of a forum is one thing.. but explaining about your reviews are another
- cash money and don’t leave money trail. Also don’t withdraw money close to shop.. you don’t want answer unnecessary questions why you where at a certain place and withdraw a certain amount.
- Coming home smelling a certain way... when question by partner.. was at the gym and borrowed someone’s body wash and it smell so good.
Also to ensure you have gym clothes in your car to back your story.
Pretty sure all brothers have had close calls. Shaggy- Just deny it and say it wasn’t you..
George Costansa - It’s not a lie if you believe in it.
Another reason to have a punting phone. I was shocked at how quickly an ex gf could manouevre her way around my old phone.Quote:
Originally Posted by DoMoSan
Within 1 minute she was able to check text messages, who I had called, which chat apps I had installed, and all the photos I had
Google Maps wasnt around then, but the destinations history would have been one of the other things she would have checked
Good tip about ATM withdrawals
Invite her to play mobile phone games with messaging platform to other players. Super safe.
not yet. I have wechat and line set up so they dont do notifications. apps hidden away in other folder. have been caught in the past with videos when out with the boys, but took some explaining and it was all sorted.
Modern technology doesn’t help. Too many electronic trails. The good ol days before mobiles were better and less risky.
Punting essential is the secret bank account, phone always on silent in the evening and all apps set to no notifications.
That's why it's ideal for RNT shops to have shower facilities where you can take a shower after a massage and not return home with the girl's perfume or smell on you.Quote:
Originally Posted by CunningLinguist
In a good world yes ... that or caravan parks ..Quote:
Originally Posted by cuteguy
Got caught though was because of been dumb and leaving condoms in a small bag, I would carry when travelling and punting. Though as it unravelled I was shown screen shots of a cpl of locked screen images where an app (notifications) had not been turned off. Dumb me
not a lot to be explained and for a
Moment opted for, they were a mates (known philanderer) ... but soon gave up and decided best to be up front.
As for all precautionary tales and tips. Best Carry a punt survival kit for when either, stranded in a shop with no shower, post wank as much as a quick pre session freshen.
Whilst ‘The Missus’ don’t appreciate the smell of sweet younger pussy or for some well matured, neither the ML/WL responds well to dank sweat stained farang, with questionable unshaven hygiene and who may have just come from another girls pussy... who here has completed a booking only to go straight to another ?
I had thought there was a toolbox checklist on the forum somewhere
Travel sized toothpaste/brush
“. “. Mouthwash
Quality unscented massage oil
Cologne - Royal Oud.
Shave kit
Tweezers
Roll on
Wet wipes
Hand sanitiser
Chewing gum
A compliment - for ML/WL and partner if applicable
An excuse - believable. if needed. Remembering that sometimes the larger the obfuscation the more believable it can be.
Clean undies/T-shirt etc
As with prev posts all the tech issues resolved - turn off all location services on everything. Burner phone or app, hidden and or locked folders for everything punt related
Suspect there’s more that could be added
to the list. As Much as modifying packing lighter dependent on your punt terrain.
One thing about smell and it’s a powerful sense and why you can get undone , do not out of the blue change your cologne deodorant or otherwise without introducing it to partner first.. that or you need to come home with the new fragrance and likely one for her .
Tip: need an excuse for why you were in an area? Go on gumtree and message (pre session) a seller of something you are remotely interested in. May give plausible deniability to your occasional out of the way destinations.
‘pay to play’ ... the pleasure and the pain of the way of the punt
Wow!! Some Golden advice here:)
Another approach and this is all really if you have something to be concerned about with partner, is wake up that Morning and let them know you gonna have a massage that afternoon or lunch break or whenever it is because your neck is feeling oh so bad
Develop an injury psychosomatic or otherwise, requires regular ongoing therapy
This all might be better in a totally different thread