Been a while and in a different state.

Had a free day on Monday and went to check out this new spot I heard whispers about.

Walked in, greeted by two old asian ladies, paid cash, forget how much the actual price was for $45 mins, think it was $70? Ushered to the room, told to take my clothes off and lay down. The door was left wide open anyone who walked in would of great a big eyeful of the old brown eye.

Didn't catch either of there names but she walks in closes the door and begins the massage. I've never seen it before, she literally opened by butt crack and used wet wipes to clean my ass. I literally had a shower 15 mins prior to walking in there so who knows. She had a spray bottle with what felt like watered down something! it was disgusting. Massage itself was okay 5/10.

After about 30 mins she tells me to roll over, she asks " want any more handsome boy ? " I asked if she did anymore other than a wristy to which she said no. I offered $20 she said $30, done. It was the most awkward wristy I have ever received. Normally I have no issue with getting up but she was not a looker at all and the constant " i wanna fuck you baby, big dick baby, oooo come for me darling " was just off putting. After about 10 minutes she told me to hurry up as she only had 5 minutes left. Whipped my phone out put on some porn and managed to get off that way while she went for it. No option for clothes off nor would I wanted her too either.

The other annoying thing that happened about 10mins in another bloke walked in and was in the second room. Both our tables were the creekiest,loudest and generally pieces of shit massage tables ever. It was like the ladies were tyring to creat music with the creaks.

If you want a quickie, sure it works. I won't be going back though.

Cheers,
LukeB