I know you are highly skilled in Grammarian Linguist Anglicist
Thanks for your advice and help in this matter and your Guidance is Outstanding Sir



You got the wrong guy.
Im as refined as a shit in the ganges river
There are many online tools to translate from your native tongue to readable english.
Use them.
More owners should post, but most of the reading audience is as dumb as a rock.
Anything Past one sentence and their brains overload.


I know you are highly skilled in Grammarian Linguist Anglicist
Thanks for your advice and help in this matter and your Guidance is Outstanding Sir



Actually I dont mind Herpes poor English. Reminds me of the undercover English/French cop in "Allo, allo".


LOL
Funny But ok Sir
Allo allo

Outstanding thread.....i always enjoy your contributions Herp's. Keep them coming.


I have wanted to assist by letting guys know That I do own a massage waxing Massage shop
Maybe to share an Australian owner's experience working with Asian girls
Thai girls,,,,,,
I do enjoy their food they cook for Boss saying please eat Boss
I have dated others not my girls and never will
They are fun
Watching them study and learn English if great
They mean well
Sending money back to family
Most are good and work hard
They do want to please their customers, and I let them know that guys need to relax and unwind after a long day's work dropping in to a shop to have a great time like I did for many years
I always treat them with respect
Most can offer a good service
I do not shit in my nest!
I understand that there are many shops around
That is good
Some are well managed clean tidy
Sadly, some are filthy dirty with staff who do not give a shit about us enjoying a nice service
Some do not pay their staff for massages, so girls only receive a Tip only OMG WTF I know of a couple of owners who do that
Shop around
Up2 me to do as I want on here bris99.com
Try talking in Broken English for 3 years as well a writing in Pidgin English and Broken English to the girls amazing challenge and tiring at times for me when a girl has little English skills but is hot and you need her working in the shop
In saying that my English writing is not the best in Grammer true facts not Fake News!
I am Educated articulate with life skills in many areas Just for Interest - who gives a shit about that LOL 555
Herps says,,,
Herpetology is my hobby and has been for many years
Well, I now have 11 Asian girls on my Roster OMG I am pleased 95 % JUST Thai
I need more to offer a Different Thai Approach more is more fun for you
(sà-wàt-dee kha)



It's nice to see the transition from Herp's early days to now, a lot less hate and it seems like Herp took feedback from people. I haven't been to Unique in a long long time as it used to be trash (i can't comment on the current state of it).


Good to see the transition of Herp from years ago to now, although unfortunately the shop is still crap. I probably shouldn't put the details here as that doesn't give Herp a chance to rebuild his business, and I know how much negative reviews can hurt a struggling business.
Mr Chips
WTF you have not been to Unique Thai Stafford for years
Stop pretending
Unique Thai Stafford has good girls, good shop
We have many girls each day – real girls, not the same old ones recycled from other shops
New faces, clean shop, clean shower, clean towels
The girls know what they’re doing, they work hard and treat guys well
Some shops don’t even pay the girls for massage
Here the girls are respected, looked after, and they stay because they’re happy
Come brother I let you see
Herps