This shit is hilarious. I'm tempted to go just for the chuckles.



Go for it mate I’d rather wank myself tbh




This shit is hilarious. I'm tempted to go just for the chuckles.



It’s fucked bro but if you like bat shit crazy women then go for it, my first time was 140 for massage and HJ but went nuts & started sniffing me all over loving my cologne, then quick 69 but I stopped because didn’t like the smell then she finished me off telling me she want to fuck, then when I opted the next time for the 50 handy she wouldn’t let me touch lick or even breathe on her telling me she never let anyone touch 🤣🤣 like I said bat shit crazy



Well it peaked my interest Coles , arrived back from overseas and first port of call around lunchtime was Bondi Road for a pleasant RnT followed in the evening with an hour outcall with a recently acquired filly to the stable .. but I digress
Today I ventured around Haymarket seeking this location after visiting for the first time Serenity Massage (which is not in Martin Place but between there and Circular Quay) which also peaked my interest from an AR for another release .. probably only a one off for me
Stumbling around I finally found the premises / arcade in Dixon St down some stairs and near opposite the hairdresser who is do-able if she was on offer
No sight of the "nutter" but now fixed in my mind for a possible future visit , just hoping to catch her one day outside enticing to come in


I remembered this thread and was in the area last week so decided to dip in. Nice lady. She led me to a room and asked if I could wait a minute and I said sure, and could hear her jerking off the guy in the next room. Which kind of got me turned on ngl. Once the fella took off and she came in I handed her 3 pineapples right away and asked if she wanted to fuck. She said "Boom boom? OK." went and locked the door and less than a minute later I was deep inside her. It was not the very best punt ever but it certainly wasn't a bad time. The sleaze factor of doing it in a hidden spot in such a busy area was kind of a turn on, as well as how quick we got started. Thought about blowing on her tits but her pussy was working me pretty good and it went in the dom instead. I'm not in the area too often but if I had money burning a hole in my pocket and wanted a quickie I'd consider going again for sure.



Haha sounds like I’ve got her business booming 🤣🤣




Has she got a shaved twat or the full Chinese bush?





Went past today and she had a mouthful of food and asked me to come in but I declined, not into it anymore and I’ve seen another lady in there and she’s an old ugly bag 🤣


Hahahaha wild thread
Any other joints like this?
Took the plunge and went there for 30mnts.
I had Cindy, the infamous lady who’s mentioned on this thread.
Didnt pick up the crazy radar at all to be fair, in fact it was really good TT for pt1. Only partake HJ for the extra, though at the start she whispered asking what I ‘prefer’. Sticking to budget, I only do the $50 option.
Ample attention to my family jewels and perineum through the whole session.
I’d probably will come back just for the above haha. Let the fantasy live, dont partake FS (yet) to ruin the experience.
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"Vidi, Vici, Veni"
"I saw, I conquered, I came"

hope this thread doesn’t get her in trouble








If she only has approval to operate as a massage shop, Council may take action if it finds out she is offering sexual services. Forums/posts like this may provide evidence for them to start investigations.
Admittedly, they don't seem to bother too much these days, unless there are a high level of complaints.
Popped in this morning for a tug, immediately knew I was in the right place cause she was doing the lip licking thing.
Didn't get any of the complaints about her marriage but she did try and upsel hard haha.
overall would rate and would probably go back if I was ever desparate


What’s the actual address? I went into harbour arcade there’s the pub and a side door to lifts? Didn’t see any shops there.







