I noticed no5 was advertising new big titted gal yumiko.
I had really been missing big titted Tiffany who seems to have gone, so I booked Yumiko for 8, having waited in reception till boy 815. Then told $150,
I was not offered the advertised $10 off for making a booking like I had been on previous few visits.
Anyway into the room was greeted Yumiko,
Advertised pic was 100% FAKE. Was a big boob pic with a little face but was really cute lil Japanese face and certainly not Yumiko. Yumiko is size14-16, she had a really unkept dishevelled look. Blue hair, and wears poorer sized and styled clothes for her larger frame.
I am undeterred by all this as she has massive natural tits and think she may be red hot on the work bench.
She wants to leave the door open to get steam out from last customers shower and she gets her phone out says is starting the clock on our session now, then announces she will need a few minutes to prep room and i should sit on the lounge.
I was really shocked as I had not had any girl at no5 do this timer announce before.
Specially when the room is unprepared, the door is open and i am clothed, sitting on the lounge.
Door still open she says I better get my gear off as we have so little time. But first she wants to give me a temperature check, fine.she pulls a temp gun out and I thought she was going to hold it to my head but stuck some pointy thing of it in my ear. Temp normal, she asks if I want her temp. WTF I say no. She then sticks this temp reader in her ear and takes her temp for fun. Fuck knows how long my booking had gone on for at this point but. I still have all my clothes on.
Yumiko rabbits on with the most inane things I have no interest in hearing and I really wish at this point I booked Jay.
Yumiko is Aussie asian but personality100% Aussie. She describes her self a plus size figure.
Anyway we finally get nude and get in the shower. She will just not shut up and it is just the silliest things she rabbits on with.
I go to touch those tits and she pulls away and says they are sensative, I say I will try to get gentle but I am going to have to touch them. She let's me touch one for 1 second then tells me to turn round for rinse off. We get out.
She finally gets dry, at this point I can not believe the garbage I have had to listen too. I motion her to come over and go to suck on one of them titties. My lips made contact and she pulled away. WTF
She tells me she is going suck some cock.
OK start sucking. She then asks if i have had unprotected oral off any other girls who worked there, iProbably about 137 my now but I just say yes of course. She then goes on to explain the varios health dangers in what we are about to do.
I explain i have paid for diamond service. I am going to want to touch her tits,suck her tits, possibly kiss, get bbbj, and get daty if i desire. She said she would never all that and that is not part of it.
She then asks me if I am happy with the service so far.?WTF.
I say it is beyond terrible and in all my years as a customer at no5 I have never had service like this.
She says she knows it is terrible and she does not know what she is doing. It is her first day.
I told her she just has to shut up and let me fuck her. The complexity of this seemly simple work task was well beyond her.
I felt so sorry for her but was feeling so sad for me too. With no prompting she says she will get my money back as she says i am such a nice guy she calls someone on phone then takes me out of room to corridor and runs down to office. She is in there for a few minutes and comes out followed by the shop man. He says he is very sorry and guides me down corridor to office apologising as we went. He says he understands i am not happy with no daty. WTF i am not happy with any aspect , she will not even let me touch her tits. We did not have any sex.
I have been such a excellent customer over 8yrs i thought i would be given full refund.
Man says he has to pay girls no matter what.
I explained it was unsatisfactory as I had not received what I had paid for. Yumiko impressed upon me her honesty and she would not be wanting payment for our terrible 10 minutes.
I said without some refund i would find it difficult to ever return.
He then pulled out the shop wad and peeled off my $10 discount for making a booking and I was on my way with a $10 refund. Disgusted.
I just wanted a booking with someone willing to at least provide a standard service.
Never ever going back, it is so sad as I loved it and so many of the girls and always felt the management was not only really professional but genuinely very kind.