Quote Originally Posted by zoozilla View Post
The best lube I'd found was provided by a Thai WL in Northern Thailand. She told me it was made from snake oil. It's thick and oily and had a foul smell. It's in a small brown bottle with s cork and no brand.

I managed to carry one bottle back to Australia. I seemed to last longer when using it. But the WLs didn't quite like its raw smell.

For best effect apply it when the dick is vertical with the foreskin rolled back.

After a while the girls had a nickname for me: Snake Oil Man. I kept coconut oil in the brown bottle and continued using it after the snake oil had finished to keep the girls happy.

However I lost the brown bottle in a police raid in a brothel in Singapore. They let me off the hook because I was a tourist and I held an Australian passport.
My goodness you have done a lot in your short life, recently on one of your threads (about your first ML/WL) you said you started a couple of months before lockdown, heaven forbid could this be bs or are you trying to take the piss or trying to be funny, you are a bit of a worry..........but harmless I suppose