Quote Originally Posted by buildingconstructor View Post
rotflmao @ "lose it to lily"


judging from your response, i'd be surprised if you got fucking anything full stop


not getting into a debate, but your response was so fucking hilarious i couldn't help but banter a bit back at you


we are fit construction industry tradies that earn large amounts of good money doing large amounts of hard work that keeps our bodies fit and our wallets fat


do you comprehend what "we are all in good form" and "enjoy getting edged for ages" means?


it means we are extra popular guys that enjoy the eager attention of hot young adult girls that desire extended duration foreplay and fucking fun for fun


we only tried lily out for the want of a good massage; the assurance of a good edging was just a bonus attraction for us


but lily gave neither a good massage nor a good edging and her only talent in her ball emptying business enterprise is her ability to madly drain as many dicks of as many dollars as she is able each day


typically, a "cocky go-getter" would mean a girl that is really eager for extended duration foreplay and fucking fun for fun


but we were disappointed to find out that what that mate clowning us around actually meant was lily is a girl that is eager to use a massage table like it's a monopoly board for her to pass go and collect $200 getting as many cocks to quickly ejaculate as she can each day


i.e.
"she's a coca-cola speed-dialer"
and
"she hates anything less than 2 pineapples (4 if she can hustle it) and uses every dick trick in the black book to empty your balls as quick as possible no matter how much you try to get her to edge you and then insists you only come back in future for half hour appointment qash qollector quickies so she can madly drain as many dicks of as many dollars as she is able each day"


judging by her "thin as a rake, flat as a tack, plain as a plank and soy-boy as a doy-boy" looks, "ants pants arrogant and aggressive" attiutude and what one mate said she said when he asked her about her full time hyper hustler nasty ways; that mate clowning us around might also have actually meant she is a "go-snow-girl".


we hate people that do narcotics, despise people that sell narcotics and abhor being used to pay for some dumb shit's drug habit, they are a waste of life aside from a waste of money


if you can't comprehend that, then there is no helping you





if you like routinely getting in a line of louts to waste 30 minutes of time and money pretending you're getting a massage to actually waste another 2 to 4 pineapples getting your balls emptied within a few minutes by a khaosan qash qollector quickies kunny that looks like a scrawny pre-puberty skank, then go ahead and gather your gang of moldy feral mutts together to lose it to lily


nothing nasty intended at touch, daily or their thaiwanese girl lily, but for everyone's sake:


"it's no surprise that girls are there for income, but touch and daily will go out of business if they keep this thaiwanese girl lily and her khaosan kunny type


massage mastery, cheery chat and extra effort good girls are what are wanted and need be the norm"
People like you are laughable.
You write a lot of words to say “I’m an arrogant disphit”
If you truly are gods gifts or “ we are fit construction industry tradies that earn large amounts of good money doing large amounts of hard work that keeps our bodies fit and our wallets fat
What the fuck are you doing going to massage shops? Surely supermodels should be blowing you at every street corner?

Maybe you can enjoy the company of your construction industry tradies to more satisfaction, since you know what pleases each of you? Try it. It might be the answer you are looking for.

it means we are extra popular guys that enjoy the eager attention of hot young adult girls that desire extended duration foreplay and fucking fun for fun

Im kinda guessing massage girls prefer the boring old fat bald married guy who actually appreciates the attention. He causes no trouble, pays well and is an easy load.
Why subject themself to someone who imagines their own faeces to be an untrammelled delight to all who grace their lordships company?

but lily gave neither a good massage nor a good edging and her only talent in her ball emptying business enterprise is her ability to madly drain as many dicks of as many dollars as she is able each day
Lily will satisfy 90% of her customers. Those that expect world class service for amateur prices are deluded. Go train a real world woman to please your every whim. Until then people can take Lily and her service or leave it.

The rest of your rant bores me to tears. Find an editor.
Then look in the mirror at what you offer. Prepare to be disappointed.

Lily is an ok girl, but doesn't deserve the shit you put out. There are much better at this chain, but also much worse. Its one of the best we have in Brisbane, for better or worse.

Im sure you are used to glorified attention from your friends, with your cocksure attitude and fancy mouth. To the rest of us, your unjustified arrogance is laughable.