For the first time ever, I could not go through with it! Had me doubting myself in a big way until I managed to get a session with J Reiko at Ginza (genuine 10/10 worth the hype) who blew all the doubts away.
As for Malu, I agree that she might be exactly what some guys are after and (price aside) is a sweetie who deserves that at least.
The shop have been in touch since I posted the review so I'll update if relevant.