Mistaken for Indian?

[CharlieM]

One night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as an Indian Chief with a feather in my hair and face painted.
After that I was horny and went to the nearest brothel for a fuck. I was refused entry.
They had a No Indians policy.
"Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it. Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together. All things connect."
- Chief Seattle, Duwamish

Should have taken the feather out before going to the brothel.

Its a dead give away.