Quote Originally Posted by Santu View Post
Reminds me of one recently in Parramatta in Hunter St. Short white chick, bbw, I had the urge to go balls deep doggy style. Anyway, when she opened the apartment door, alarm bells rang. First one was the amount of cats, and the fucken smell oh my God, like an animal shelter. Anyway, little head was adament to get a load away. We go to the bedroom, she doms me up, I ask to bend her over, she obliged. I get my cock, side it in and then grab her fat arse and spread it, and the devil himself cried inside when a thick layer of shit became evident, it was right up her arse crack, like she shat herself earlier, the smell making me gag. I pulled out, ripped the Dom off and legged it out of there.
The benefits of a bidet...

And to the OP: that IS the definition of SOL..