Well this was kind of unexpected. I read the initial one where you went wild and thought 'great, another fuckwit who is abusing the ML's, no wonder when you're the last customer of the day they just curl up on your chest and close their eyes'...

But the background makes sense. And there's a lot of solid advice. Find a ML/escort that you can get your freak on with. Be nice and respectful to the others. Don't be a cunt.

First ML I went to ever, was an awesome experience. Older woman, great tits, awesome TT, great conversation. When I went to book back in, she said no. I was a bit taken aback, so asked why. She said she wasn't comfortable with the conversation we had (had no indication at the time, whatsoever). Was bummed because it was so damned good. But moved on, found better (and a whole lot more that were worse!!!). I like to chat to some of them, they all have a story and some of them like to share it. It's nice. But like others have said, you're there for half an hour, an hour. But don't confuse physical with intimacy. If you want intimacy, get a girlfriend. Then you're back to square one. If you just want physical touch and a different hand on your cock, punt away.

Above all else... Have fun sampling the very large menu out there!