Hey, new to the whole happy ending massage game. Just attempted to get one from a place in Cardiff but when it came time she asked to take her clothes off and happy ending for 50.

I said no need to take off your clothes I’ll just have the happy ending which I had assumed was included in the initial price. Apparently not, but can you all confirm for me?

She said she could only massage me, the proceeded to give me a terrible light massage while literally staring at the clock until the second half was up - clearly she was unhappy as she’s given me quite a good massage before I flipped over!