I live in a sexless marriage and decided 15 years ago that seeing ML and WL was the best option rather than getting a woman on the side.
I added up the numbers and I reckon over the last 15 years I’ve had sex with 200 women and not one of them has called me, texted me, told my wife, sent photos, turned up at my home or work, told their husband, told my wife, asked me for a slice of my life, argued with me, told me off, nagged me, got upset, denied me, played mind games, nothing!

Why would anyone in my situation try and get a GF or something on the side? Are they insane???

Prostitutes and massage ladies, we salute you!!!