So last week I was all set to head down to Sydney for a punt. Jumped in the shower, because I'm a thoughtful punter I grabbed the scissors and started to trim my pubic hair. From out of nowhere I had a sharp pain in my ball sack, it felt like an absolutely moronic imbecile had cut their own nuts. After 5 days my little boys have healed and I'm off the bench and back in the game.

What silly injuries or mishaps have you had that benched you from punting?