In every man's punting journey, there must be a place where you draw a line and say 'No, this is beneath me'. I came here hoping to track down Liddy from the now demolished Star Body Care Massage Rooty Hill. This is the only reason I came. On the walk from the carpark I passed Elin's Massage, but man, is this place wide open. May as well have a spotlight on the front door and a big neon sign that flashes your name as you enter. This was way too open for me, but probably would have been the better choice.

Anyway, I walk on by, and head towards the staircase that leads up to Rose. Everyone's distracted by the screaming junky a little further down, so I inconspicuously make my way upstairs. There's a business to the left, but I continue around the corner and see Rose Massage. And it looks like a dump. I enter the darkness, 'Hello?' A Chinese milf-bordering-on-gilf welcomes me in. I'm giving here a solid 3/10 in the looks department. We enter the tiniest massage room I've ever seen.

Now, I've trekked all the way here and I complete every mission so 3/10 or not, I let the massage go ahead, and it's actually pretty good. Halfway through I ask about Liddy but ML has never heard of her. Now I'm thinking, at least that's out of the way, I don't need to come back here. It sounded like another two staff were on, and I wondered what they may have looked like, whether my experience may have been better. Anyway I flip over and I am both charitable and keen to unload so I except a nhj. Finish up ten minutes later (it was difficult to get into), and get the fuck out of here.

It felt like a walk of shame. I needed to go home and shower.

Look, as far as this area is concerned, stick to Zen. Leabons Lane Seven Hills has good reviews, I may need to check that out next. For me, Paramatta will remain my Western most safe zone. I mean, for an extra pair of pineapples I can have a BBBJ and amazing FS with 20 year old Japanese girls. However, there is something about the adventure into these seedy little places that is exciting.