Originally Posted by
Mark.jacob
Haha mate, proceed with caution ; last time I tried the “new roster” I left with a happy ending so intense my spine filed for divorce and my wallet spontaneously combusted.
Marisa’s got hands blessed by angels or possibly demons who did advanced physiotherapy in hell. Willow? She does that pretzel yoga massage where your body ends up in positions the Kama Sutra calls “ambitious.” And Hanna? Bro, the rumours say she doesn’t just finish you,she gives you a happy overtime, sequel, and director’s cut with bonus deleted scenes.
Book all three at once and you won’t walk out; you’ll levitate out, glowing like you just met God, Buddha, and your ex’s therapist in the same room.
Update us from the afterlife (or the physio clinic). ����
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